what idiot decided to call it a pre-save and not a free-order

got away with it but villain probably should not be shooting 10 more times than book

credit where credit’s due: “secure every possible offensive rebound” also appears to be a winning strategy. didn’t think of that one

One swift blow from above will sever your home from the panopticon's icy grasp. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...

the main thing i took away from the halftime show is that bad bunny is an incredible visual storyteller. someone let this man make a film

suns do not appear to be taking this advice tonight

it shouldn't be legal for you to email me about your "north american" tour if you're not coming west of the mighty mississippi

hello from moda center

personally if i was the phoenix suns i would shoot 50% from 3 and force 20+ turnovers every game. but hey that’s just me

tapping the sign

[having the largest corpus of human expression ever assembled available at all times instantly] man this sucks. there's nothing to watch

what a shot from alcaraz to end the match. inch-perfect

lmao @ dillon brooks talking shit on the way down from blocking stew

some personal news: i've just become the 10000th person to blog about generating open graph images lowmess.com/blog/og-imag...

despite a few really good songs this new format record is really let down by its overly clean production

oh no: i have once again begun the process of redesigning my website

just went to the bone temple and it ruled. movie was pretty good too

the male loneliness epidemic has gotten out of control

wrote a blog about how easy it is to create a system-aware color theme toggle thanks to color-scheme & light-dark()

almost forgot how nice it is to actually enjoy watching your basketball team

made some tweaks to the ol' cyber home lowmess.com

I do not believe that anyone, by virtue of their profession, should be allowed to kill

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

the phoenix suns

Armani Mode

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

pretty solid year

this game rules. went and played every puzzle in the archive as soon as i finished my first one (there’s more than just today and yesterday!)

turns out i really really like greg freeman and home is where www.last.fm/user/lowmess...

holy hell rasheer fleming

i just slept for what i would call a “medically worrying” amount of time

if you love christmas so much why don’t you merry her

not collin 😔

this ref crew tonight is on one

My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods

hmm. can’t say i was a fan of that half of basketball

"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life." Amanda Dobbins, on fire

After a banner year of Warner Bros putting unique, filmmaker driven original movies into theaters and getting giant audience turn out for them, the corporation that now owns them would like you to know that actually you didn’t like this and that what you really wanted was to watch at home.

Suns reporter describes death threats and moving his family out of Phoenix after Charlie Kirk tweets: defector.com/suns-reporte...

call me crazy but i think best-of-year lists should come out after the year is over

guy who takes his second-in-squad-command assignment in battlefield very seriously

apparently james l. brooks is coming out with a new movie (ella mccay) with an absurdly stacked cast? and i found out about it through a damn instagram ad??

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THE DINNER PLAN IS OUT NOW WATCH IT WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

A reminder that cars aren’t a technology problem. They’re a geometry problem.

starting to become pissed off that wake up dead man apparently will not being playing in portland. what the hell man! as far as i can tell, nouvelle vague, jay kelly, and train dreams did well/are doing well at the hollywood but we can’t get netflix’s big crowd pleaser anywhere in the city??