oh wow is this guy obsessed with spinning things! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO7v...

I'm very lucky that I get to work on such a radically cool project and get paid for it….

smart people: this is a violation of the constitution me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops

parents: YOURE GROUNDED electrician: oh heck yeah

When a huge creative company tells you (the consumer or worker) that they have no $$ for projects, maybe they’re telling truth, but remember…I, a ding-dong armed with a pure heart & 50k Bluesky followers, manage to get new projects off the ground constantly while paying artists for their work. So.

You can now spin up Unison Cloud clusters on your own infrastructure! ✅ Build elastic distributed systems and services in vastly less code ✅ Fast, typed RPC ✅ Deployments in seconds ✅ Free to get started youtu.be/0sZqI1XoGLY

At a crowded counter where people are ordering food. Someone tries to get the attention of his friend across the room "MARCO". He got no response, He called "MARCO" again, and I just 100% on instinct said "POLO" and now I feel like an ass.

This week I realized my kids were overdue for some controlled exposures to Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention. So far so good. Flower power sucks. Waa waa

I am so stoked about this feature!!!!

I love my nerds so much 😍💕

This is so painful to watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5_J...

so a pretty ridiculous ending for La Vuelta

do you ever think that there will be a time in the future where there is a mainstream movie that needs to capture a 2020s/2030s street scene, so to make it accurate, they stick a cybertruck into the scene?

so the government told us that there were "transgender ideologies" etched onto the casings of the un-fired shell casings. After all the dust settles, and we know exactly what was on the shell casings, the closest thing to actual transgender ideology, is: "If you read this you are gay lmao"...

wow

Best glory I’ve ever seen from a plane! It’s an optical phenomenon that occurs when light interacts in and around tiny droplets of water in the clouds, in the direction opposite the sun. More complex than a rainbow. Here’s a link to some more info: www.zmescience.com/science/phys... #optics #physics

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

ALRIGHT! Version 1 of the fall zine is ready for ya. For your reading enjoyment, Everything Sucks! Full Zine (for digital reading) here: drive.google.com/file/d/1cYXF... Print-and-fold version coming soon, I need to test print it first and can't do that right now lol

This is one of my absolute favorite YouTube Channels these days. These two absolutely delightful word nerds

All I can see when I look at Felix Auger-Aliassime is Daffy Duck wearing a gown

I have never kept up with it, but Holy Shit, is this latest season of South Park worth going out of your way to watch!

Consciously swapped the places of my garbage can and my recycle bin, anticipating that this change will allow me to someday soon say "The right is trash"

I'm super happy that #unisonlang is getting some new "side-by-side" language guides! So far we have "Unison for Scala devs" and "Unison for Python devs": www.unison-lang.org/compare-lang... www.unison-lang.org/compare-lang...

MCP server in the Unison Code Manager.

🖕 git push -fu origin fix-url:staging 🖕

Happy 80th Birthday, Mom

Weaving coasters today

This guy is manually folding a Galaxy Z Fold 7 hundreds of thousands of times—currently live— and over 167,000 folds www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Ue...

√ 0 !

It seems simple to me: once you redact all the names and PII and illicit descriptions and flag mentions of Trump for removal, there’s just not much left.

ahhhhh its #devops self-reflection time again....

After this week's Coldplay incident, we are temporarily pausing the popular spank-cam program in our hotel rooms.

How did you get caught?

Tehehehe...! (I never claimed to be a grown-up, ok! 🤣)

Moroteuthopsis longimana, 1207 m, #SouthSandwichIslands w/@oceancensus.bsky.social - The 35-day deep-sea expedition team observed thriving polar ecosystems, discovered new hydrothermal vents, coral gardens & many suspected new species. Read full post on Instagram: www.instagram.com/reel/DMIljx4...

🧪⚒️New baby mud volcano found in Peru! Locals first noticed this small mud volcano just to the NW of Cuzco on the 6th of July. It consists of a single ~60cm high gryphon that is gently erupting and bubbling away. Awww! Welcome to the world you cute little thing! Video: Jam Press

UCM Desktop 1.1.0 is out: github.com/unisonweb/uc... - Tauri to Electron migration - Light mode colors in the Finder - Ensure a definition is scrolled to when opened - Hitting `shift+x` now closes all open definitions More on the Tauri to Electron migration in 🧵

#unisonlang tip: `lib.install` will get you the latest version of a library. You can then upgrade with `upgrade {old} {new}`. Use `ls lib` to see the names (ucm has autocomplete and fzf too). If you don’t need a lib, use `delete.namespace lib.{unused}`.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

It's amazing that Peggy Whiston is commanding another mission to the ISS! She is such a bad ass

Jesse Singal is cited 3 times in the amicus briefing for the decision to allow states to ban youth gender-affirming care www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23...

ok, and with this I might just have to quit wordle having actually won.

MASSIVE good news for trans people in the United States. A federal judge has just granted class action status to transgender people looking to update their passports. This means that very shorty, the window will open to update your passports with the correct gender marker.

Absolute peak internet moment while Github celebrates it's billionth repository, and it's just the word "shit" written in a markdown file.

These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸

"Happy Bass" is by far the best slack waiting room music...

Okay. So... The new 2025 Curtis Yarvin Keynote from #LambdaConf has been posted to youtube. And I'm not going to link to it. You can find it if you want. Here are some of the actual bullet points from his slides: * Women have limited patience * Peter Thiel is always right * John deGoes is God

its really weird to see Marchand plaing for the #panthers instead of the bruins

To everyone in PA, I know there is a ridiculous amount going on right now BUT, please take a minute (a literal minute) to contact our state reps about funding septa. Transit is absolutely necessary for a functioning Philly, *and* for meeting climate goals. www.transitforallpa.org/takeaction/