Entertaining Rio while the broadband boys do the install.

Alba Continuation Group?

Little guys, there's a whole sofa here but I guess cuddling up on this end is comfier.

And panel four should be:

How can I possibly move and disturb this little sleepy face? My girl.

If you see this, post a character that starts with W.

Happy face. ☺️ After the hip replacement and subsequent dislocation, I saw the Orthopaedic consultant today: no fractures, no complications. Ready to begin physio again. Leg brace is off and I’m now toddling about like a baby giraffe on one crutch.

What a petty hater (complimentary)

(insomnia viewing) Small Prophets was quite a lot of fun (BBC iPlayer). share.google/aADbhstJXZHL...

Nigel Farage has tried to illegally enter the Chagos Islands without any paperwork and on a small boat. 🤣

This clip is all over the other place and has made its way onto GB News and Talk TV so I’ll do a bit of an explainer here too! The clip doing the rounds is of a fantastic police officer telling a group of Muslim men that a Christian preacher nearby is entitled to freedom of expression. 🧵 1/19

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry

The Scottish island where all the Olympic curling stones originate. 🥌🏅 #curling #olympics #scotland

I'm picturing Sarah ramming a file into his birthday cake to take down to his cell.

BREAKING: Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says

Wow.

"But Artax, the Dow is over 50,000!"

Also, would you look at the size of my hair! As soon as I can sit in the barbers chair it'll all coming off! Even Rio is judging me! 🐕

Coming up for eight weeks off work so far and keeping track of the news. My recovery: unstable, slow, requires constant management, and firm instructions not to do anything stupid. The world: unstable, slow, requires constant management, and is doing stupid things anyway.

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

The Muppets 50th anniversary show is pure nostalgic nonsense and joy. Now we’re committed to a rewatch of the original episodes. Sabrina Carpenter was an excellent choice for guest star. 🎵🎶 The most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show! 🎶🎵

Muppet Show! We're going in!

Spotted yesterday in the Cathcart area of Glasgow while I was photographing some decorative cast iron lamps holders on an old bridge. Definitely one for the Keep Glasgow Weird folder! #glagsow #cathcart #staygolden #streetart #keepglasgowweird

see, this is what makes The Thick Of It so great, the realism of it all. you can’t craft an authentic portrait of the inner workings of british politics without getting a paedophile involved at some point

My little buddy Pablo. 🐶

Catherine O'hara - nooo! 😭

No organisation existing solely to eliminate trans people should be a charity. #DeregisterSexMatters

I -

Recovery rules: Raise and secure leg, don't bend, and no dogs near the newly dislocated hip. Pablo and Rio: We heard “guard the human.” 🐶🐕 Honestly, I don’t have the heart (or mobility) to argue.

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

Show your lock screen The Turtle Moves!

The Traitors Ireland - we're going in

And here is the sexy knee brace that I'm in for the next four weeks after dislocating the hip a few days ago. Surely this is classed as bondage gear, yes?

Prophetic Glasgow street art #photography #urban #street #Scotland #graffiti #art #Trump #gaol #jail

Starfleet Academy may be Degrassi High in Space, but it brings me joy, so that's all that matters, haters.

Twisted a wee bit wrong this afternoon and dislocated my brand new hip. 🦿 Pain level that I've never experienced before 🤕. An ambulance ride 🚑 and an evening at the QEUH. The X-rays were truly horrific. 🦴 Home now and recovering from this painful setback.

80 years of Dolly Parton - go on, make her Queen of America!

"l no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

Turns out replacing a hip slightly affects the ability to walk... 🦿 Anyway, here's to progress. No crutches (in the house only!).

What the kids are doing today..

Sunday sofa snuggles 🐕🐶🐾

Never one to miss out on a bandwagon... 2016 Vs 2026 challenge (well, tail end of 2025, but you get the gist)

The Husband is back at work in the office next door. I’m stuck on the couch with puppy snuggles and movies. Hip replacement recovery is rough. 🐶🐕🎬🍿

5.30am - who's for a round of toast?

Have an awesome 2026! Love from me and @roboformers.bsky.social Lang may yer lum reek!

Hip replacement recovery update. Staples removed, dressing changed. Check-in call from the Orthopaedic consultants office (don't overdo it - even if you think you can manage something - stick to the plan). No more dihydrocodeine or morphine. I just need to get the sleeping pattern under control.

Star Trek themed tapas restaurant: The Saucer Section

Stairs, crutches and pain meds that make my brain fuzzy - @roboformers.bsky.social said “absolutely not.” So, if anyone needs me, I’ll be at the bottom of the stairs, studying the wall, and mentally preparing...

Woken by a call from the Drs surgery. Now have tea and gone back to bed. 🚨 Recovery mode activated! 🚨