It's Rio attack time!

The Christmas tree has arrived! 🎄

Drop a lawyer

Just got the call from the hospital this morning with the date for the hip replacement hip... next week! If you hear a squeak after surgery just rub me down with WD-40! 🤖

Day three of interviewing. 66 applications - sifted to 19 interviews - held over 3 days This has been a long few days!

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread 47

Apparently I have tasty ears!

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance

Hip replacement pre op questionnaire has just landed. So things might be moving sooner than expected? 😬 Let's see what happens next...

Happy 8th birthday to my little Pablo buddy! Every day my bestest boy - every day a vocal and demanding little sod, and we love him.

When an awesome colleague sends you an unexpected gift to say thank you and congratulations on the new job. 🥰 I'll genuinely miss these guys. #FeelingAppreciated #ThankYou #NewJob

✋🛑 stop watching TV, we're late for our night-time walk 🛑✋ I think @roboformers.bsky.social and I have received our evening instruction.

sofa petrillo: thread

Happy Zohran Mamdani Day!

On tonight's dog walk we saw our first Christmas tree of the season! 🎄

FFS Daily Mail No - the school classrooms were NOT used to teach “adult migrants” Your own article explains this TWICE - and yet your headline…?🙄 I covered this yesterday in a thread when it was just RW accounts lying on Twitter Now the DM are on it, let’s go again! 🧵 1/12

Come the stroke of midnight, Mariah will be released and the best season will begin... 🎄🎅☃️

Tonight me and @roboformers.bsky.social were at: 💗💚The Wizard of Oz classical concert 🧙‍♀️🔮 🎶 Somewhere over the rainbow, wae a pie 🎶 🦁🐯🐻😯

New artwork day! 😍 🖼️ Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Neue Nationalgalerie in Berlin, 1962 - 1968 🖼️ Composition No.34 (numbered 9/100)

The aliens:

Andrew Biernat is just beautiful in this movie! Is he really 6'1"?

Love a Hallmark movie - for the plot, obviously! 😍

Celebrating the late Diane Keaton by rewatching one of my favourite movies, The First Wives Club.

Sad news about Diane Keaton - she was a great actress. Tomorrow needs a rewatch of The First Wives Club.

My girl Rio - one of the most stressful times when the Vet called today to say there are masses in her bladder so need an x-ray to find out what kind. Then relief that everything is manageable and it wasn't as bad as we feared. Pablo Buddy - got a free sammage.

I’m enjoying the far-too-accurate meme pages since being diagnosed with ADHD.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Saturday afternoon Hallmark movie - For Love and Honey. It's everything you would expect

Storm Amy is starting to pick up in Glasgow - stay safe out there

Guess what makes immigrants feel integrated, wanting to be part of their communities? Feeling welcomed, embraced, appreciated - like I felt from the moment I stepped in Scotland nearly 10 years ago. The people here made me feel Scottish, by simply not being xenophobic twats demanding I prove myself.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid. Gremlins 2 💋

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

Starmer Supporters are now beefing with The Beano... And are losing.

It's pretty fucking dire if The Beano knows its (mostly primary school aged) audience will not only see you as a punchline, but also get the joke that you're a gullible bullshitter.

Today a THREAD👇 of Scottish WWII sheroes who shone in adversity. 1st resistance fighter & nurse Mary Helen Young helped prisoners escape Nazi-occuped France. Killed in Ravensbruck, novelist, Simone St Clair, incarcerated with her said 'she kept her chin up' Mary we salute you./1

Two anti-immigration protestors came down from Scotland to take part in today’s UKIP Mass Deportation rally in Newcastle and were told to go back to where they came from… by their own side.

We all like ice-cream this much! @roboformers.bsky.social 🍨🍦🍧

There's a dolphin in the bay 🐬

Continuing with some early DW I haven't read in decades... What better than Witches Abroad which on holiday. 🧙🧙‍♀️🧹 I seem to remember there's a song in this one... 🤔🦔🎶

It's been a lounging about reading kinda day.. @tiggtag.bsky.social

Montenegro day 2.. A boat trip to visit Herceg Novi, incredible abandoned brutalist building, manacles, and cake. Typical Wednesday then?! #montenegro #travellinggays #holigays #gaysofglasgow #lgbt #husbandsofinstagram #lgbtq @tiggtag.bsky.social

A happy face of cake and ice-cream!

I think I've found my favourite barman on this trip - subtle pours, just like mine... 🍷

It's traditional when we go on holiday - Hotelfie! @roboformers.bsky.social

Fun on holiday! It's suncream, get your brain out of the gutter!

It's been a couple of decades since I last read this - packed as holiday reading. 📚⛱️☀️

If you see this, drop an old pic you still love Me circa 2007

Not much is my answer!

New reading material. If I eat everything in this book - and I'm tempted - I'll be the size of a small car! Also, is there nothing that you can't throw pomegranates into?! @nigella.bsky.social