Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

gamers wear glasses so rose-tinted they only see red

i wish rich people had more money

Creature Feature! The Tindycord's love for "Unamed Literate Sun Catoxl" from chapter 1 Art by @threethirdcords.bsky.social

I’ve seen enough: the brown rat (rattus norvegicus) is now mayor of New York