Count Binface mini is done! Now I just have to decide what to do for his base... @countbinface.bsky.social

WIP after a day's work on the @countbinface.bsky.social mini from Troublemaker Games, where you can still purchase copies of the mini, proceeds of which go to charity. When this mini is finished, it'll be auctioned to support those same charities, so watch this space.

WIP WEDNESDAY!!! With what's going on in the country right now, this HAD to be done. COUNT BINFACE!!! Come on, people of Clacton, you know you want to... @countbinface.bsky.social The miniature is produced by Troublemaker Games www.troublemakergames.co.uk/product-page...

Classic Orcs, Ogres and Dragons are now up for Made To Order! If you would like any of these classic pieces painted to a stunning standard, drop me a PM! #warhammertheoldworld #warhammerfantasy

The brand new Warhammer: The Old World starter boxed set is up for pre-order! It contains two full armies: Warriors of Chaos and Grand Cathay. If you would like one (or both) of these armies painted to a stunning standard, drop me a PM! #warhammertheoldworld #warhammer

The auction for the We Are Legion diorama is now live and will run until next Saturday, 11 July. All money made (plus rounded up to the nearest £50/100) will go to The Alzheimer’s Society. Let’s see what we can achieve! ebay.io/m/kCcLqZ

I have a copy of the awesome new Stuff Of Legends book in my hot, sweaty little hands (I'm wearing gloves...) and here's my thoughts on it! open.substack.com/pub/studoess...

The prelaunch page for Secret Passages issue 4 is up to a) stop me from losing momentum and b) to hold the revolver of accountability to my head www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...

Supergirl: Highly enjoyable. Good character development, good fx, well acted, good story arc. Not high literature by any means but in the higher levels of superhero movies to be sure. At least as good as Superman and that's a good thing in my book. So far the new DC cinematic universe is two for two

Well Labour, you better make this right. Andy Burnham had better be the fucking messiah and lead this country into a golden age because, if he doesn't, it's all over for you at the next general election. You will be voted out and you will NEVER get into power again. Fucksake.

FOR SALE: ULTRAMARINES ANGELS OF DEATH KILL TEAM, beautifully painted by me. Tabletop-ready and all set to purge the xenos or chaos powers. Find it here: ebay.io/m/ykLKSG If Astartes are not to your taste, perhaps we could discuss your preferences for a commission...? PLEASE SHARE!

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social re: best jumpscares: Carrie's grave. Anybody who says they didn't jump there is a pants on fire liar. Candyman and the bathroom mirror. A perfect "you thought we were going to do it then and we didn't so you let your guard down"

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

WIP WEDNESDAY!!! Heinrich Kemmler was the runaway winner of last week's vote so I've made a start on him. Also currently on my desk are Mibyllorr Darkfang and my little chorf dude. #warhammerpainting #wip

NEW MINI MONDAY! As is my way, I am slightly(!) late with this but, hey-ho. My version of Anasta Malkorion, Vampire Lord. Painted on commission. #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

Disclosure Day. Stunning. Beautiful. A masterpiece. Exactly the movie and message that the world needs right now.

So, have I got this right? President Fart has promised Iran $200 BILLION to Iran, and promised to pull all US armed forces out, after causing untold death and destruction, leaving the situation basically where it was before he started all this. And that's a victory?!!

My Kickstarter is live now! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ros...

WIP WEDNESDAY!!! This week it's a rescue from the "I've Started So I'll Finish... Eventually" shelf where I think its been for roughly 30 years... ALSO here's a vote on which classic 90s character you'd like to see me do next, Heinrich Kemmler or Maugan Ra. Let me know in the comments!

I must admit I was pleasantly surprised by the Masters of the Universe movie. The trailer left me completely cold- it looked like generic fantasy with the MOTU bits tacked on. However, it was light-hearted, self-referential, full of easter eggs for longterm fans and, frankly a lot of fun.

I never thought this loathsome little shite could get any lower but there you are. Fuck you Farage, and anybody who supports what he's done this week. Go to hell.

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/ab...

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: https://forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

There's really very little in this world better than watching Star Wars in a cinema...!

Happy Pride Month

This is Motorsquat. If you want to know what the hell that is, check out this utterly amazing interview😂 with an ageing miniature painter! realmofchaos80s.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-...

As is my way, my entry to Olden Demon sneaks in at the last minute! I also get to pay tribute to sculptor Aly Morrison, who retired this week, AND it's one off my huge bucket list of classic models, being one of my favourite sculpts of all time. #oldendemon2026

I spent almost my whole day off sorting out my miniature bases. They are now all filed. Not one regret.

THROWBACK THURSDAY! Here's a couple of banners I did back around 1994 for a couple of chaos regiments. I remember I asked Alan Merrett what he wanted for the banners and he pointed at my Motorhead t-shirt and said, "something like that." Painted in acrylic on cartridge paper, roughly 6cm across.

Attention all men. More of this, please.

WIP WEDNESDAY! Something old, sonething new. A Vampire Lord for a commission, and a Marauder Ogre Captain for Olden Demon (and to tick off my bucket list lol). #wipwednesday

So, with all the fuss going around about The Old Man Of Armageddon, and the updated new miniature that came out this week, I thought it was a good time to finish off this old classic which has been sat in my pile of opportunity for 30-odd years! #warhammer40k

Another trio of classic orcs! I'm really enjoying painting these classic models. these particular orcs are from 1986/87-ish so they're nearly 40 years old... I can almost remember what it felt like to be that young... #warhammertheoldworld

It feels a bit wrong selling Red Nose Day noses on Amazon when we probably wouldn't need Red Nose Day if those fuckers paid their proper tax.

Waking up this morning to the most literal interpretation of "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me." I have ever seen. Although anyone with any brain wasn't fooled the first time, either. Fuck off, President Fart. Just. Fuck. Off.

#RobinWilliams #filmsky #moviesky 💔🔄 #BeKind #BeKindAlways ❤️

I see your five elephants and raise you a bull's horn right up main street. metro.co.uk/2026/04/24/m...

In his memory, please join me in observing one minute of thigh-slapping laughter. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Can anyone in the nerdsphere point me to where in the UK I can get resin display bases (pucks?) like this one? I'm looking for 10-15mm high and 35-60mm across. My Google-fu has let me down on this. Thanks, all.

A lovely walk today in Luxulyan Valley, starting from Ponts Mill, past the Prideaux Viaduct and up the inclined plane to the Carmears Wheel Pit. A beautiful sunny day, snacks, sun, and birdsong, with my friend and companion and her little dog, too. #cornwall

www.jewelknightjess.com/paintslam PaintSlam is currently at a maybe-temporary home at jewelknightjess.com but at least you can grab your hobby log and find the Discord link. I've transfered the PaintSlam domain to my main host company where JKJ is. It might stay on JKJ though for now.

New Miniature Monday! Black Legion Master of Executions (with added goryness!) It's available for sale here www.ebay.co.uk/itm/36634315... and I am open for commissions! #warhammer40k #blacklegion #chaosmarines

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Anybody else remember when the Millenium Falcon was a Selayana-class starship? 😁