Surely Zia Yusuf is breaking some sort of law by passing himself off as Shadow Home Secretary? He's not even an MP, for fuck's sake.

Jesus H. Christ. Don't drive in Cornwall on a Sunday, Mrs. Worthington.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

When you're sat at your desk thinking, what could I have for breakfast...? And remember there's cold pizza in the fridge. 🎵Oh happy day🎵

If you want this gorgeous mini painted to 'eavy Metal quality, give me a shout!

I'm on UpScrolled. Join me there! Download on iOS: apps.apple.com/app/upscroll... Download on Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d... Check out my profile: share.upscrolled.com/en/user/9cc9...

Help Margot! She rocks!!!!

West Midlands Trains return to public ownership today - the first public services on the Cross-City Line since 01 March 1997. An essential step towards creating Great British Railways, better services, and a railway run by and for the nation.

Give someone a laugh. Phone your local cinema and ask if you need to book ahead and reserve seats for Melania.

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Just found out this dude’s store is called Dreamhaven Books. dreamhavenbooks.com

NEW MINI MONDAY!!! 7-man Kill Team based on the one from the introductory box set. The squad is available for sale here: ebay.us/m/fN4V3c and I am, of course, available for commissions like this. More pictures here: www.facebook.com/media/set/?s... #PaintSlam26 @jewelknightjess.com

Odd question, I know, but can anyone explain why I've had loads of American rappers follow my account over the last couple of days? I'm not a musician, and not into rap (it's just not my thing), so I don't follow any rap accounts. I'm a 50+ white British geek who paints little fantasy toy soldiers.

SATURDAY SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION 2: THE SEQUELING!!! 4 new Kill Teams go up on pre-order this week! If you want any of them painted ready to play games with, I'm offering to do any of them at a special price! PM me for details... #warhammer40k

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO SATURDAY!!! The Steel Rook and The Hunter Strikes are available Made To Order until Sunday night. I'm offering to paint them for the special price of £150 each or £250 for both, including purchase, to the standard of the other minis shown in this post. PM me for details!

FOLIO FRIDAY!!! Afternoon all! I'm here with a couple of pictures of limited edition Adepta Sororitas characters: Ephrael Stern/Inquisitor Hand, a Forge World diorama; and Tariana Palos, a Commemorative Edition miniature. More pictures here: www.facebook.com/media/set/?s...

"If you don't let us kill foxes we'll kill our dogs" is SO revealing.

THROWBACK THURSDAY!!! (Yes, I know I'm late again. What can I say- Throwback Thursday coincides with Wine Thursday...) Anyhoo, here's another dip into the waybackness, around 1990, and my teenage attempt to match Mike McVey's iconic Heroquest paint jobs... #heroquest #oldhammer

WIP WEDNESDAY!!! The first half of the first unit of the Chaos Marine combat patrol, painted as the Black Legion, and my orc Blood Bowl team, Da Bashaz! #chaosspacemarines #orcs #bloodbowl #wip

We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

NEW MINIATURE MONDAY! A couple of Deathwatch vehicles this week. These are the latest in a commission project that I've been working on, off and on, for the last couple years. To see the whole collection, take a look here: www.facebook.com/media/set/?v... #warhammer40k #deathwatch40k #PaintSlam26

NEW KILL TEAMS!!! If you'd like one of these painted to your specifications I can do a special price! www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

The absolute accuracy of this.

Folio Friday!!! (Yeah, I know I'm a little late again...) Anyhoo, here's a Blood Angel Chaplain conversion I did a few years back. a bit of a departure from my usual style... More pictures here: www.facebook.com/studoesthings #warhammer40k #bloodangels

THROWBACK THURSDAY!!! And this time, I'm throwing back pretty much as far as I can, to minis I painted circa 1989/1990, when I was about 16/17 years old! Apologies for the dreadful pictures, but these are phone pictures of old 3x5" analogue photos, that I dug out of an old box last week!

A very interesting post by a good friend of mine over on Insta. I've never really been much interested in Perry's work but I actually wish I'd seen this exhibition for myself after seeing these: www.instagram.com/p/DTgO3CPCGH... Check it out and give her a follow.

New Miniature Monday!!! As it's my first post of 2026 I thought I'd lead off with something a little different and place my new paint job into a little scene 😂 There's some individual shots of it here: www.facebook.com/media/set/?s... #PaintSlam26 @jewelknightjess.com

I'm curious. Why haven't we heard anything from President Fart? We've had the deranged foaming from Vance, Bondi, Miller, Noem and every other rabid asshole they can trot out before the cameras...but no sign of the big orange clagnut...isn't that a bit odd?

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Whee! Warhammer Community shared my Nightbringer! This was so fun to paint! Thanks for the opportunity! #WarhammerCommunity #AdWIP #Warhammer40k #Warhammer

To hell with ICE, with Trump, with his sycophants, apologists, supporters. To hell with MAGA. Every day I think you can't get any worse, you do. Nothing justifies what's going on in America, and what your president is doing on the world stage, right now. Nothing. Fuck off, all of you.

A little chat about putting unecessary pressure on yourself in the Warhammer Social Media environment & to remind yourselves that this is a HOBBY & is done for enjoyment! You can choose not to do it today! That's ok 🥰💙 #WarhammerCommunity (Thx to my Twitch chat who encouraged me to upload this!!💙)

It's a Bonus DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Here's the strip that ran as an exclusive for Dork Tower's amazing Patreon Backers on New Year's Eve! www.dorktower.com/2026/01/05/1... Repost/Reblog/Repeat, thank you so much!

it’s all i’ve got

this, also in minis producers and indie RPG writers. the big companies dont *need* your orders (their shareholders do!) but small indies pay their bills via your purchase

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

It’s okay to spend Christmas Day alone. It’s okay to spend it painting miniatures listening to your favourite episodes of a podcast or audiobook. It’s okay to spend it watching a movie or series that reminds you of them. Spend today for you, be it alone, with family found or otherwise. Do it for you

To all my friends, past, present, online or real, a very Merry Christmas (or whatever it is you celebrate.) I hope you all have a truly wonderful day!

Just a little bit of parental showing-off, as the 16yr-old turned this out in just 3 days! #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

discord.gg/6Kvgpmdm Join us, and join the discord too <3 <3

#Paintslam26 Starts January 1st 2026. I hope you'll join us for another awesome year of hobby! paintslam.com Here's a hobby log for you to save and print <3

PORTFOLIO FRIDAY!!! My weekly trawl through my collection of painted stuff. So, following on from last week's Custodian Guard squad, here's their boss, Captain-General Trajann Valoris. This is a fantastic sculpt that I really enjoyed painting, and I'm really pleased with how he turned out.

New Supergirl trailer looks good! youtu.be/wxTiyxH9eZw?...

THROWBACK THURSDAY!!! White Dwarf issue 159, March 1993. Look at that fresh-faced 19 year-old me! Along with a page of Orcs I painted and the garish Warhammer Regiments set, which was the first ever work I did at the studio. 33 years ago. Ouch. Oh well, at least I've still got most of my hair...

NEW MINIATURE MONDAY!!! And this week's mini is not one but FIVE new minis! Well...old minis. Nearly 40 years old, to be precise. But at least the paint jobs are new! RTB01 Imperial Space Marines. Painted as Crimson Fists, natch. Beakies! #warhammer40k #oldhammer40k @warhammerofficial

PORTFOLIO FRIDAY!!! A commission I did a few years ago, of a set of 5 Custodian Guard. Great models, although the introduction of Primaris and the upscale of Astartes size has diminished their impact somewhat, imho. I was pleased with the energy blades... #warhammer40k #adeptuscustodes40k

THROWBACK THURSDAY!!! White Dwarf 158, Feb 1993, and my first High Elves for the studio. I also contributed to the Regiment of Altdorf (I think we all painted 5 each...) These were early indicators that not every painting job at the studio was going to be huge fun! #middlehammer #throwbackthursday