Wanna feel old? The Big Bang was 13.8 billion years ago!

Deep chat with my bro 🤪 @dextergirlboss.bsky.social

wish they would’ve just put michael c hall in a goofy wig for dexter: original sin

My honest reaction when someone asks me to communicate my feelings

Probably a lukewarm take but i dont like those "hyperrealistic" game mods. It takes away all the art style choices and just turn it into something more bland. Loses the sauce. Lukewarm bc its a mod that i dont have to download so its really none of my business but idk why ppl like it

dear anyone ever designing boss fights for video games: please just let me hit the guy

Who made this 🤣

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This is me. This is who you are trying to cancel.

Cat

I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals. I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.

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Uni :3

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?" Horse: "I don't think I am." Poof! The horse disappears. You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am." But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good

Some quality time with my little brother😜had a couple of cold ones and a nice chat then called it a night @dextergirlboss.bsky.social #familyreunion #sharingabrewski #debisintheshedlolz

Felt cute might delete later

This is me irl (if you even care)

@mrarthurmitchell.bsky.social Who am I?

@dextergirlboss.bsky.social Hey there little brother.

Does anyone know a good electrician? My home freezer just broke :(.

Barbie. Be patient. One day we'll share a cold one. :)