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I do care I don't know I have to go

The Happy Ending ... by @jackiekashian.bsky.social

morning kids

like exactly how many people did the French have to kill to be done with aristocracy?

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Fab

this is to say our nepo nazis used to be afraid

techno

we used to have movie stars

Alexander Calder, 1941

I’m too jaded for the closing Olympics. Is that a giant asshole floating in the sky?

Jesus Christ.

enough

It was never a "K" shaped economy. It's still a pyramid.

"Those are my last words" - Eric Dane

they've been inedible for at least a year. not sure when it started.

Remembering the legendary Kurt Cobain who was born on this day in 1967.

Eyvind Earle - "Path in the Snow"

We'd still have an "Heir and a Spare" mentality if there was anything left to inherit other than debts.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! is going to be a 400 level quiz this week

Sandra Bernhard, what part of the 90s are doing again? Hopefully we're close to the impeachment.

I’m obsessed with the chubby pot belly gold chain in his chest hair USA bobsledder Frank Del Duca who is American Italian AS FUCK and whose first job was making pizza this dude is like “ayyyyy imm drivin’ de bobsled heeere lasagne cannoli”

Yersinia pestis

They have bet 8 Trillion dollars (possibly as much as 19 Trillion) on a modern day version of the Telephone Game. #JustGiveUsHealthCare

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point. I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

Pam Connolly Tenderly Weaves Family Snapshots on Vintage Potholder Looms

Does that seem fair to you?

Dutch artist and author Willem Arondeus saved countless lives by blowing up the Amsterdam Civil Registry office in 1943. youtu.be/QBSFBOxXJVw?...

Eyes Wide Shut

the shape of our world gives the context of intelligence, but that narrative belies our nature to be nurtured into imbeciles

Jury nullification is real and it is your friend

anyone else notice how public figures over emphasize the "T" in the middle of the word - important ?

Whatever "system" we come up with in the aftermath of this current debacle it must fundamentally separate basic human needs from commerce. Healthcare, Food & Housing for all is the bare minimum to allow for any portion of society to retain outsized wealth.

Sin Tax, Gas Tax, Income Tax ... they never mention the cost controls that benefit governments and corporations

The problem with the hospitality industry in the United States is the only way up the latter is to participate in the exploitation you endured at the bottom. Like, no I don't want 100K salary to invent new ways for shareholders to feel less shitty about labor abuses. Give them healthcare asshats!

Homan proven a liar. Again. This happened after his press conference.

This entire administration is a nepo hire from a morally chromosomal deficient lineage.

analog is the new digital privacy. #PenMeetPaper

At the urging of my office, the FAA is rightfully lifting the Temporary Restricted Airspace. I will again reiterate there is no threat to El Paso or the surrounding areas.

In today's news ...

Hell of a thing using Epstein international sex trafficking as misdirection for current ICE human trafficking.

the bushes were people 😂

Ok this is GAYYY

Grandma says he’s being nasty.