Today's gonna suck

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

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Paramedic from Metal Gear Solid 3 calls Snake: Snake, you've got tin of rations stuck in your ass. This happens when you stick things up there that normally don't fit. When you've got something stuck up there, your maximum LIFE will go down. This won't heal over time but if you got to the Survival-

I probably shouldnt be playing fighting games given the state of uh... my life. But something about this Sagat character is hitting. Like im way worse as him but it also highlights how fast I fall into auto pilot. Need to work on it again.

People when they learn to appreciate shadow the hedgehog.

Ok Sonic Racing Crossworlds Fucks Severely

men only want one thing

"Thank My Bitch Up"

call her ass 9/11 cuz shes hitting my tower in a way ill never forget

Hi I'm here to do my impression of a guy from 2023 who is into meme culture and also has a very targeted sense of music. "CURSE OF SKA" Thank you for your time.

Dude... I need like... 20 years sleep rn.

Ok I've gotten to play some long sets with Sagat and... what the fuck am I doing.

I need a first to death in sf6 so bad rn.

Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory

Hm I think I will learn sagat when he arrives <---clueless

I've become a changed man because of these horses. I sent TopGun on a training regiment of only recreation. She had so much fun she lost the run. I sent bakushin on a streak of 29 races only and her skin broke out 9 times and she kept yelling at me to let her rest. I felt like a monster lmao.

I keep thinking to myself what would happen if I ever started streaming stuff and I think to myself, "nah. I dont want that attention" but potential money in it is sound tho. Will have to think.

Goldship gained 3 hint level(s) for Electric Wind Gold Fist #umamusume

I learned that bouncy houses in 2006 did not have proper first aid kit when I sprained my ankle in a bouncy house race course. The side of my ankle swelled up to softball size and the splint they made was a manilla folder and some packing tape. No first aid cuz of the waiver I guess.

GENTLEMEN...BEHOLD

hapy 4/20

Man... deciding to get into the horse game this morning was a mistake. The gameplay loop is so addicting man... I've only done 1 career run with Agnes Tachyon and I'm at work thinking, "damn we'll get em next time girl"

I don't play the horse gacha like that but that Community Can Post With The Best Of Them. Everything I've seen so far is legitimately funny.

currently in tears over these two dogs

To be on this set...

Terry players are so funny man. I dont think I've ever encountered players who consistently od dp or reversal in general after I parry their DI as Terry mains. They all do it man lmao.

This is what Queen sounds like, right?

The Shiddler

Drilling into my head.

bestie

Happy friday the thirteenth yall.

Sage meets her oshi Miku #SonicRacingCrossWorlds

Feelin like this today.

THEYRE ANNOUNCING DOG PLAYING INSTRUMENTS FOR THE SWITCH 2