Anyone in the Houston area- call or text me if you or someone you’re with get arrested at a protest. I will help you or find someone who can.

Fun fact as you watch Trump's stormtroopers crack heads and fire usually-less-than-lethal rounds at protesters in Los Angeles: the highest-paid CEO in America, with salary and stock worth $165 million, is the head of the company that makes Tasers. www.wsj.com/business/ric...

This is going to be epic www.eventbrite.com/e/revenge-of...

I got this cool new brooch but now I’m worried I might be mistaken for an advisor to the Trump administration.

Is this just life at the end of the world? Constant respiratory infections forcing one to doomscroll obsessively? Not with a bang but a whimper…

That’s the stuff. Straight into my vein.

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.

Fuck. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Breaking News: Tom Robbins, whose comic novels drew a cult following by blending pop philosophy and absurdist comedy, has died at 92.

Judge Amy Berman Jackson has formally dismissed the case of Jan. 6 defendant DJ Rodriguez, who drove a taser into the neck of MPD officer Michael Fanone and had been sentenced to 12 years in prison "Michael Fanone's heroism will never be moot," she says. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

I just heard someone refer to the skin of a kiwi fruit as its “hide” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

now that's how you write a headline www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/o...

Turning the Gaza Strip into the Gaza Strip-mall! How could this go wrong?

Save the date!

There hasn't actually been a serious border security problem between Canada and the US. Wanna know a good way to create one? Create incentives in the tens of billions of dollars for successful smuggling operations.

Please be true

Or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the tiny acts of resistance we can do everyday. www.404media.co/declassified...

This is literally torture.

I signed up to read to my daughter’s 2nd grade class today, but I couldn’t find an age-appropriate book about my job, so I wrote one last night and popped it in a 3 ring binder. Also I colored it in myself. I’m grateful for this opportunity to maximally embarrass my child.

I think it is absolutely fair and appropriate to identify these lawyers and shun them from decent society.

In my role as a criminal defense atty, I represented a trans woman improperly housed in a male facility. One of the guards told her if she was tired of being raped, she should try sucking more dick. This was a pretrial detention, and the case was later dismissed.

I lived in a country that didn’t have birthright citizenship for a couple of years. Relatedly, that country also had a large number of stateless children of trafficked women.

This is one of the most ghoulish things I’ve ever fucking read. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

I can’t comment on the inauguration -too busy prepping for extreme weather caused by climate change and power outages due to privatized grid and electric supplier monopoly. Capitalism is going really great right now. Also: fuck you, Boomers.

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Did you say, “hello”?

As you all know, tonight the Christmas Dinosaur comes to take your wishlists to Santa. We only now realized He is probably a carnivore and our offerings of broccoli and cookies would not be as well-recieved as some chicken bones and salami. So here goes nothin’.

I have a Mann Act joke, but it crosses some lines…

Started getting pissed this morning when my kids were running late. Don’t cut into my precious “sitting in the parking lot procrastinating going into the courthouse” time.

Christmas list as dictated by my 3 year old. His “rainbow house” is where he insists he lives part-time in the forest with his imaginary friend Dixie (male) and other mom (who eats snakes but is nice).

Hi. Defense attorney in Texas. I ran an office of lawyers defending people caught in Abbott's "Operation Lonestar" scheme. There are absolutely already concentration camps at the border. The idea that they are going to pour more federal resources into making it bigger is completely terrifying.

My take on the Hunter Biden news is that trump has proposed creating a network of concentration camps to deal with the undocumented millions in our country

Hi, I'm Allison, and I give zero fucks about Biden pardoning his son. In fact, on the list of Most Odious Pardons, I would not rank it in the top 1,000. Let's see what the first hundred days of Trump brings for undeserved mercy before we get too excited about nepotism, bub. Also, Daniel Perry.