This useless skin sack thinks we have the same insurance as him…

id vote for the somebody with the stones to say we need to be culturally abnormal because the culture is not working for everybody instead of governor nosy neighbor from the addams family over here sitting like a dork in his slippery bottom rich twat shoes

80 percent of this country doesn’t have sidewalks and you’re letting billionaires exist

Why are you watching a video on your phone in public? Grow up baby

People will say anything “Paul Dano doesn’t have hoes” YES HE DOES! That.Isn’t true!

Said this a million times but the entire idea of having a judiciary made up of people who’ve never worked a real job in their lives (and law practice is the fakest of all fake jobs, more fake than even whatever Logan Paul does) is the foundational derangement of western society

Somebody needs to beat this guys ass

All of you are using acronyms that mean nothing to me btw

Gaining neos powers and leaving the agent fight to fly immediately to James carvilles home and flay him alive with my mind

I had assumed after senate democrats publicly conspired to destroy any leverage they had by voting to pass Trump's godawful bill to reopen the government, I would finally stop having to hear about how they are brave and good and will save us all, but it appears that is not the case

Some of you the week we find out the New York Times is enmeshed with a bunch of elite pedophiles “Here’s an article in the New York Times”

me when I’m thirsty as fuck

DEAR GOD! ITS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE TOWER!

Huffing Rhydo with my boy Saw Gerrera

No im cis lol, im just a liar.

“most of of the time I agree with pedophiles”

Predator badlands was so fucking sick! Dan trachtenberg for president!!!!!

I would say this is how every Democrat should be talking but pretty much every Democrat is on board with the imperial project so

Breaking: someone has finally said “no” to Bari Weiss

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

Scientology except instead of good movies they make shitty cars

Damn they don’t even have a cricut over there?

She gets her power from the earths yellow sun

HeLL yeah it’s time to start CHEATING

Been laughing at this for 24 hours

This shit fucking rules

*dumb guy rubbing his chin* sure this’ll hurt me—but maybe—maybe it'll hurt my neighbor too

you could have decided to be better, but you didn't, and then when your kids do it's time to bring in THE ENTIRE MURDER MACHINE THAT IS THE STATE to punish them for being queer, or autistic, or uninterested in your car-dealership dynasty, or willing to date outside their race

and there is maybe no greater sense of betrayal than being abused your whole life and told you'll get your turn as the big bad patriarch/matriarch playing with your own little puppets, only to have them turn around and say "i don't have to take this" — because *you* didn't have to take it, either

and it's all because those kids are brilliant, they're shining stars, they're unequivocally BETTER THAN YOU. nothing scarier than someone who's willing to *break the chain.* that's why they gotta be strangled with all the fury that the dead hand of tradition can muster.

"my kids are defective!" is the battlecry of nearly every reactionary movement

Really embarrassing also to be in that crowd giving a huge pop cuase he said a show they know

TASK: cut from mark ruffalo dipping his head in ice water to cure his hangover to the coolest guy ever “damn I need hoagie”

🫡 ma’am I just wanted to say— it’s right to be married to a pedophile

It’s scary how many people on here simultaneously believe “the government is currently under control of nazis” (very true) and ”there shouldn’t be a government shutdown” Like what??? Huhhhh?

People want to be inside the matrix real bad

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

Extremely normal listening habits 💅

With people they just use pieces of paper or numbers on a computer screen

Also he was bit by an emu with covid again

Interesting thing about bank/robbery hostage movies they have to make sure to show the TV cameras because everyone knows in their heart the police would immediately sacrifice the hostages otherwise (nowadays they just do it with the cameras on anyways)

Those aren’t birthday notes btw they’re contracts

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

Braedon Sorbo? Yeah, I don’t think so buddy

Ok everyone bite butts we’re gonna cross the street

The absolute worst type of person….so cowardly and slimy

Look at these ASIANS!!!! having CHOREOGRAPHED PARADES!!!!