I've trademarked the colour ”Rotten Orange”. You'll have to pay me a Beautiful Tariff if you want your face to look this Good. You can pay a TrumpCoin per application or get a Great discount for a lifetime Mar-a-Lago face license for a simple one Million $ Donation to Me!

You need ”traditional energy sources if you are going to be great again” …all of these very accurate ”predictions made by the UN, often for bad reasons, are wrong. They were made by stupid people” who can't predict anything! "I'm really good at predicting things". ”I'll end the war in 24 hours!”

“Look, the president is authentically himself,” Leavitt said & for once Karolyin Dimwit told the truth. Trump's been his sincere stupid self all along. Not cunning, not scheming, just being the shittiest individual in the US resonated with the great collective psychosis of post cold war America.

Somebody asked ME if I still trust Putin ...my Very good friend Putin ...we've been close for many years ...many years ..."I'm Stable Genius" ...I'm such a Stable Genius that "I'll let you in about a month from now".

"I'm really good at predicting things" ...I'll predict all kinds of thing in two weeks! "I'll end the war in 24 hours" The remarkably accurate "predictions of global warming were wrong and a hoax" "The environmentalists want to kill the cows" ...I just just want to eat them. "I am a stable genius"

"Colossal Biosciencies" sounds stupid? They are! : “These are dodos & I’m sure there will be some people who say ‘We’re not going to call them dodos” ...BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT! “We just don’t care, and the more you don’t call them a dodo, the more controversy you drive, the more my numbers go up"

I'm now suing people who don't like me ...”smart people don't like me” ...I'll sue them until they praise me for ”my magnificent real estate achivements”, ”charisma and business acumen” and The Apprentice, which ”represented the cultural magnitude of of President Trump's singular brilliance”!

Only three surprises from the Orange idiocracy so far: that no people with any actual knowledge ever briefs the unavoidable incompetents in charge, the minute details they go into with their ever more idiotic culture war, the abominable self-censorship in mainstream media and large cooporations.

I want to put Pressure on Russia ...everybody must stop buying Russian oil and gas and buy it from Me ...I mean ...in the US ...and put Tariffs on China ...and I just put Pressure on Russia myself by enabling Russia to import aircraft spare parts via Belarus. I remain a Stable Genius!

Extremist murders by ideology, 2013 to 2022. www.pbump.net/o/reassessin...

”What's with Russia violating Poland's airspace with drones? Here we go!” Did Putin not try to clear this with me first or did my Brilliant Very Special envoy Steve Witkoff misunderstand the message?! Here we go ...again ...in about two weeks that is ...in two weeks we go again!

The BEAUTIFUL Golden Age of America heralded my Genius policy initiatives can't be as Golden as it should and must be as long as the Supreme Court is the only court to obey me! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

While China has no offensive weapons? “Japan is accelerating military expansion and developing capabilities far beyond what is required for so-called ‘exclusive self-defense,’ including offensive weapons systems,” Jiang said. “This has raised alarm among all peace-loving people across the world.”

Europe’s current ostensible willingness to commit resources and declare support for Ukraine while systematically avoiding first-order questions pertaining to a coherent theory of success at the grand strategic level reflects this identical fundamental failure.

Maximum stupidity in the idiocracy: “We’re going to go on offense, not just on defense. Maximum lethality, not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct,” Pete Hegseth, said. “We’re going to raise up warriors, not just defenders. So this war department [..] just like America is back.”

"They said crime is down 87%. Then I said ‘no it’s not. It’s down 100%.'" I know that because I am a stable genius ...also Pam Bondi, whom I once paid $25000 not to sue me for my Beautiful university scam... I love Pam Bondi ...very cheap to bribe ...said they arrested 81 criminals in DC yesterday.

I've instructed my Minister of War, Hegseth to prepare for deterring Russia and China! He'll draw inspitration from my own Great successes like the imaginary Armada I sent to North Korea and the Boeing F-47 Blusterbug reveal ...that aircraft does the rarely seen speed of ”over 2”!

Putin welcome Zelinsky to Moscow "if the meeting is well prepared". Should anybody be in doubt "well prepared" means Ze should be ready to de facto signing over Ukraine to Mordor.

Drumpf: "If something happens that’s really bad, maybe I’ll have to just blame AI.” Ofc you'll blame someone/something else for any event disagreeable to you , that's what fascists do, AI just adds another scapegoat to the stable. You're a disgrace and a Fucking Moron.

"Look, look how tiny Putin's dick is!"

”Any reasonable person fully realizes that Russia has never had, does not have, and will never have any desire to attack anyone” -Putin With this definition the only reasonable person in the world is the Fucking Moron in Mar-a-Lago Congratulations world, you are led by imbeciles and psychopaths.

Centrist pundits are very concerned about Bluesky users not getting the minimum daily requirement of Nazi in their social media diet. Let's compare factual grasp of current events from Bluesky users to Fox viewers and talk about THAT.

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Idiocracy in numbers:

Ha. Haha. Haaa. I get it.

The russifying of the USA continues. When will the Americans have had enough? “The Democrat party is not a political party; it is a domestic extremist organisation.” -Stephen Miller, Homeland Insecurity Advisor

"I know exactly what I am doing" ...like ensuring that foreign parcels wont enter the US due to the Genius Weaves of my GREAT Tariff policy. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -"DONAKD J. TRUMP", Stable Genius

In six months I spent only 52 million taxpayer $ on golf trips ...OK ...but at least I had Infantilo and FIFA forget GOLDEN trophies in my office and I grifted Tremendously ...some people say around $3,4 billion, due to my Elevated position in The GOLDEN Age Of Trumpy American GREATNESS!

”They call me the president of Europe” ...some people say I'm the best president Europe has had for 400 years. “Nobody has done more for Christianity than I have” ...they say I almost got elected to Pope even though I didn't run! ”I am a stable genius”

Could the good politicians of Europe, now re-outraged by the lastest Russian strike please just stay outraged, ever since February 24, 2022. Nothing new happened tonight, yesterday, last week or last year. Calm down and gear the f... up!

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it’s a duck, demands you prove it's a duck, accuses you of being a duck, says your dog is a duck, and that it won't shit on your grass anymore if you just give it your garden, it’s a Kremlin duck 🦆

Trump is very far into senility: “I will find out whose fault it is. If there are reasons, I will understand them. I know exactly what I am doing. We will see if they can meet—it will be interesting—and if not, I will know why, because I told them to meet. In two weeks I will know what I will do.”

"US Special Representative Keith Kellogg will visit Ukraine on August 24–25." The average IQ of people on Ukranian soil will fall 24-25 august and then suddenly rise again.

Katherine Dimwit is a bit slow with reconfiguring those future Numbers, but past Numbers improved over the last days: "I settled 7 wars, and actually if you think about pre-wars, add 3 more so it would be 10." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

South Park will now be categorized as a documentary.

”Crooked and incompetent Joe Biden would not let Ukraine FIGHT BACK”, while he donated weapons to Ukraine. Fair and Genius TRUMP corrected his mistakes by not donating anything or otherwise helping Ukraine. "The war would never have happened if I were president -NO CHANCE!!!”

If you haven’t seen it yet, our team has released one of our largest investigations to date, revealing the scale of Chinese involvement in Russia’s Shahed drone program - a program that would be impossible without China frontelligence.substack.com/p/shaheds-do...

"AI responses may include mistakes." Like replacing the word "operated" used in the search with "built", without caring to say so. AI was born enshittified.

Netanyahu got a Tremendous amount of brown people killed, so "he's a war hero ...I guess I am too", beacuse I Dodged the draft as many times as I threatened Invasions of peaceful conutries for personal glory. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -"DONAKD J. TRUMP"

I have now Personally "solved seven wars", about one each Month. I'll have Katherine Dimwit "reconfigure the numbers" so one will be added every Two Weeks for the rest of my Presidency. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -"DONAKD J. TRUMP"

Are meetings in Alaska and the White House between The Fucking Moron (tm) and other state leaders these days the biggest bubble of hot air ever blown up by the clickbait media? Alaska went as a wheather forecast proven right Tonight is about which way TFM's mental issues makes him unreasonable atm

I'm beginning to think this guy is something of a braggadocios liar.

Old. Broken. Defeated. Humiliated.

Remember US voicing concern about Ukrainian accountability? While being unable to connect their own heads and asses.

Where are the MSM headlines detailing the utter lack of coherence that makes Trump's "genius peace initiatives" -in his own words pointless? Or about his mental state, that obviously makes him unfit for any public office?

I promised imidiate and Very "severe conquenses" for Russia if Putin refused to take Tremendous steps towards my Nobel Peace Prize, he knows I mean it, because ”Nobody has been tougher on Russia than Donald Trump”, so I geniusly decided to add a few more weeks to my harsh multiple 2 week deadlines!

While not having high thoughts of Chuck Schumer not all is wrong with him: "on first take it appears Trump handed Putin legitimacy, a global stage, zero accountability, and got nothing in return.”

Anybody else very tired of the speculation around the so-called summit between the drooling demented moron and the war criminal of the century? Couldn't the talking heads spare their breath until they have the details on how the outcome will be detrimental to all but Russia?

The whole World knows that I can't be left alone with Putin ...some people say the World isn't ready for the Genius feudal initiatives I come up with after talking with my friend Putin ...he's very smart ...who never fails to inspire me to rule more like he does.