I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1749

Having watched 10Dance I think we need to have a serious conversation with Japanese filmmakers about gay people It doesn't help that I've just finished Heated Rivalry and...

I didn't know that every guy in Heated Rivalry was a hot hunk with puppy eyes but it makes sense. The surprise was how every fucking woman on this show is the queenest queen that ever queened. Every guy is gay so they have to be absolutely gorgeous or something, it's some natural selection shit.

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

I'm watching Heated Rivalry and I just wanted to say that if a cute hot tall millionaire hunk with puppy eyes says that he loves me but he wants me to be a secret for a couple of years... It's fine for me Maybe other people wouldn't do it but I totally would Keep your pride, I'll keep the hunk

Watching Heated Rivalry and I can't believe people were saying that they were going too fast, between ep1 in in 2008 and ep2 is FOUR YEARS LATER Too many years for being horny!!!!

show me what you can do with just a pen! (...do multi-color pens count?)

Me trying to explain to my family that both the young guy and the old banker from Mary Poppins are played by Dick Van Dyke who is now 100 years old and looks exactly like the old banker makeup and who did NOT die of drug overdose?????

-Hum, maybe I could stand Chalamet if he made a gay movie -He was in Call me by your name -So he's totally insufferable then

Pluribus is so good, imagine how wonderful it would be not having to wait 2 to 3 years for the next season

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

The character(s) vs how you drew them #madmax #roadwarrior

The movies are back

When AI collapses I hope my memory collapses too because I still remember people who embraced NFTs and now pretend they didn't I will remember every "it's just a tool/I just wanted to start a debate/you can't criticise it if you haven't used it" and I will hate it

Jump lieutenant! Jump! #discoelysium

Do it Letterboxd Do a quentin tarantino depreciation post

Having watched Glass Onion (written during the lockdown) and Wake Up Dead Man (written while being able to touch grass) I think if Rian Johnson deleted all his social media accounts he could write the definitive Whodunit But he can't He loves Twitter too much

I think I'm gonna do it I'm gonna risk it all I will watch the new Knives Out tonight even though I hated Glass Onion

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

I'm watching this YouTube video about how Tom Felton can't get over Harry Potter and it's definitely my top horror movie of this year, I'm constantly covering my eyes and screaming

That's Peter Jackson's hand! While editing the movie they noticed that they needed a scene to literally point where the characters were and just did it as fast and cheap as they could and I love it

Some scenes, like the one with the streetcar, are weirdly violent, they don't have the intended quirky tone at all It's amazing how the AI promise of not needing people (even though this needed a whole studio) has eliminated quality control

I still use Twitter (just as an observer) because there are a couple of people that haven't left yet and I've just learned that one of them has released a movie and received a Golden Globe nomination and that Twitter's algorithm has hidden everything until now People need to leave that shit place

My social media experience is kind of frustrating because I don't follow drama accounts but everyone I follow does soft comments about drama so I have to reconstruct the drama backwards like an astronomer observing a twinkling star and deducing that there's a planet orbiting it

sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...

A lot of shit happening and not the most important thing but I've just realized that now we're definitely never getting a proper Lord of the Rings restoration The George Lucas-ed "real 4K and definitely not a cheap upscale" edited to look more like The Hobbit trilogy is the forever edition now...

Do Pluribus screenwriters know that you can't solve mysteries and move the plot forward in every episode? You have to have 2 mysteries top, one that you solve at the end of each season and one that you never solve because they cancel the series This is doing too good writing, shame on you!

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Screaming because I was thinking "There's no 'I' in Pluribus... Except that there is one 'I' right in the middle" But there isn't! It's written PLUR1BUS!

"I don't understand it, I don't want to understand it, and I don't like it" blondes, my beloved

Technically I can't say that I've enjoyed the first episode of Pluribus because I've watched it like this

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

I bought a book on eBay from the USA and it came wrapped in flyers and supermarket catalogs and I looked at the food prices and... Jesus Christ I'm sorry I'm so sorry...

Mindhunter S2 really said "what if we do CSI but boring?"

Ugh The second season of Mindhunter is pretty disappointing It's morbid in a way that the first one wasn't Overall I still don't get the hype

Every Mindhunter episode is so disconnected... They take a lot of time with characters and relationships and I love it but it's like they just forget about them and jump to another one I end up feeling like they are just filling the space between the interviews with killers

Finally watching Mindhunter It's nice and it doesn't look like ass even if it's a Netflix series (it looks so good) but I don't really get the hype

Why the fuck is Patreon constantly recommending me other patreons? Do they know that it costs money for me to follow more people? "Maybe you like this" Yeah, maybe I like a Switch 2, but that's not the world we live in

I have to wait till Friday to watch the new Defunctland video pray for me

I'm not mentally prepared for another Nolan movie, Nolan stans are too annoying, maybe I need to delete all social media when his Odyssey drops, I don't know if I can survive another Oppenheimer situation...

It's more complicated because this came after Sleeping Beauty (arguably the best example of traditional inked animation) was too fucking expensive (even after being a box office hit) because it was too beautiful and detailed So more like art $$$ evolved into art $ + Walt was angry with his workers

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

BLUEY IS A GIRL???