I keep thinking about how this apparently was a "son and mom" movie I think the last Disney fantasy movie with a boy protagonist was... Brother Bear? Not saying it like "wHere aRe ThE mEn?" it's just that THIS WEEK they were saying that "girl movies" don't sell. Is this just reheated Frozen then?

Only a YouTuber from the USA would say "I personally don't really agree with their ideas" about creationism. Be careful, big boy! Don't get cancelled by... the creationists. Woof...

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

a teenage detective comic

Every time I see something about that new ATLA movie I realise how little I care about anything outside of the original show. I don't even like Korra anymore. Anyway, have fun. There's a new season of the live action too, isn't it?

The eagle-menorah logo looking like it's doing the Nazi salute it's a bit too much for me.

Every Windows Update that I couldn't stop was like watching my computer getting broken piece by piece, I was so angry. Then, Windows announced a reduction on AI stuff and after the last update my computer is... Fine? Better than ever? This whole AI thing is beyond ridiculous.

The thing is Pixar is allergic to women. That's why they can't make gay stories! They're still working on women.

Me, reading the Farseer trilogy: Heh, the book is clearly preparing an "oops, ultra violent plot twist", but I'm more intelligent than that! I know that trick! The unexpected super weird sex stuff:

I hope my Kindle never dies because some of you have modern e-readers with touchscreens and music and shit and SCREENS WITH LIGHT!!!! THAT'S NOT AN EBOOK YOU'RE HURTING YOUR EYES!!! The thing about ebooks was the "e-ink", if they have screen light you're just buying a normal tablet!!!!

Holding my very old Kindle right now reading this knowing that Calibre and a bunch of nice people on the internet can help you if this is a problem for you. I haven't yet dared to jailbreak it (I don't think I need it) but that's also a thing that can be done. The internet sometimes is a friend.

I'm loving the Farseer trilogy because, yes, there's... Pirates with magic that turns people into zombies, mysterious legends of forgotten dragons, magic that lets you talk with the wolves... But that's nothing compared with the adrenaline rush of "And then I went to talk to X about Y"

I don't think there has been a single Make Some Noise episode this season that I've wanted to rewatch... 🫤

I can be reading every day for a month but the moment I skip a day I forget what a book is.

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Sometimes I think about the huge amount of money that the USA has. Like... A chunk of Israel's spending is also USA money, isn't it? And then the USA it's like... "Yeah, we don't really have roads here and you can't drink water in these cities, that's communism!"

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

After Jesus' resurrection he was forced to return his earnings and lost everything so he *unalived* himself 😔

It's so weird how things start existing for you one day. I've just started reading the Farseer trilogy, books that just a month ago I knew ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about, and now there's not a day without someone talking about them. They didn't exist and now they're everywhere.

Last night I dreamed that some company had invented a laser projector to put pictures on the moon and they were testing it with a giant red heart emoji over the full moon and I don't remember more but I remember feeling so so sad.

My father loves The Hobbit trilogy (sigh) so I have to suffer through them A LOT and... These movies are terrible at stretching the original material. I know it's basic to say "3 movies out of 200 pages" but half of the scenes are just characters going "Humm?...hmmmm...mmmm?...humm..."

Listen, asshole, it's not Nancy's fault if your house is a shit hole 💅

Think about this one like once every 45 minutes

Every time I see someone praising the Mario movies they're like "these movies really capture the experience of playing the games, they're true to the spirit of the franchise!" and then I watch a video of the movie and it's Luigi making a TikTok dance and Peach saying "Well... That happened"

I hate listening to a podcast and discover that it was a live streaming so they have a chat that they read out loud and interact with as if I care. Imagine the news like that. "An earthquake hits Indonesia, Stucky_69 says "so sad😭😭😭". Yeah Stucky_69, it's a tragedy, thanks for the sub!"

Happy day for trans visibility

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

My experience with Zelda video games is: >I play a Zelda game >I think it's the best game I've ever played >I go online and learn that it's actually the worst game ever made and everybody hates it So I think Zelda fans should maybe relax?

harry potter helps people like me, people who have always felt a little different. a little special. maybe a little better than everyone else

I need an honest+realistic+non delusional guide of "How gay are the Kingdom Come Deliverance games?" because they look cute but I know some of you can't differentiate between real life and AO3.

No nipples! Not even on a real human being!!! Why are they so scared of nipples (now even men's nipples)???

I haven't watched it (and I don't want to) but kudos to the One Piece live action for being so close to making me watch One Piece. Also the actors look so cute, I hope fans are having fun.

So I've just learned that there are people releasing beavers (the European ones, so it's not an invasive species) IN SECRET all over Europe to re-naturalize the ecosystems? United Kingdom, Spain... Nobody knows who or why but apparently it's kind of good for the environment? WTF?

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

The Mystery Gang because I needed to redraw all of them

My favourite part of Dune 1 was asking people what Dune is about and having book readers giving long speeches about technology wars and drug enhanced brains (none of that is in the movie) and non-readers saying "about people riding huge worms" (the last 10 seconds of the first movie).

The first Tom Holland movie was so "this is not the OLD Spiderman, we won't even do the 'with great power' speech!" and from that moment they've been trying to crawl back to Tobey Maguire. They did the speech, they're scaling down from space to city... Can't wait to see Zendaya with a red wig.

If you can't differentiate between the wall of text saying "press X to jump" and the wall of text explaining a specific functionality of the game, I think you are just bad at gaming. "I don't read it because I've played other games before and every tutorial is the same" Bad at gaming.

I just finished reading Night Watch and I think it being presented to me as The Best Discworld Book made me enjoy it less than it deserves, but I still cried a little at the end. Still it was amazing. Love Vimes, love Vetinari, and kudos for making such a great book without Carrot, Angua or Sybil.

Civilisation has been in a moral and artistic nosedive ever since they made it possible to play as Bowser in Mariokart, and win races for evil

Now a couple of days of cooling down talking about the Oscar winners and losers before we jump into the new annoying film discourse year, this year we have a new Nolan so everybody needs to be ready.

He won an Oscar wearing that? My guy, you're hot and handsome and you have Marvel money, hire a better stylist for the next one...

This year I didn't do an Oscar Bingo (I'm not even watching) but I'm nailing it.

Every time I say "god the costumes were so ugly" they win an Oscar.