They're BUYING the fruit! They're EATING the bread! They're SUPPORTING the merchants at the markets in Portland!

More comedians need to speak out about this. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

So…let me see if I have this right. The federal government is gonna shut down in 30hrs, and the party that controls the ENTIRE federal government is trying to blame the party that controls NONE of the federal government for the looming shutdown?

1 transgender shooter GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!" 47,209 white male shooters GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

The reason we're rounding up grandmothers and shoving them onto concrete floors for months at a time with no habeas corpus is in part because soft human trafficking is an incredibly lucrative business for some people in this administration.

Saddamizing the White House while sodomizing America.

So I know Putin's disingenuous rationale for invading Ukraine was to de-Nazify it. Makes me wonder though if he's paying attention to over here and should Alaska be worried...

Hakeem Jeffries is acting like he *wants* to draw a strong primary challenger in 2026 and, honestly, I wish him all the luck in the world there.

- there's ~38000 ICE officers - at $80,000 a year, that's $3,040,000,000 for ICE salaries - divide the 59,792 in ICE detention by that salary - $50,842 dollars PER ARREST - detaining costs $160 per person per day ($58,400 per year) WE COULD JUST GIVE THEM CITIZENSHIP. racism is expensive.

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

I read some of the Amelia Earhart files. It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.

This fuckin' guy. I am planning on going to Portland in a month with my 12 yr old to watch a soccer match. I expect Trump's idiocy to be gone by then. We plan on public transport and walking. We will take many videos of the war zone. I expect to be bored.

We currently have a Supreme Court that seriously claims (with no explanation) that the current occupant of the Presidency suffers irreparable harm by having to follow existing law, the constitutionality of which has never before been in doubt or even questioned.

Mario Guevara faces imminent deportation after being detained by ICE for over 100 days. His crime? Livestreaming a “No Kings” protest. If you were outraged about Jimmy Kimmel, you should be more outraged about Guevara. It’s time to #FreeMario now!

The Justice Department is now identical to Russia’s Prosecutor General’s Office and our FBI is like Russia’s FSB security services. Now Americans will see how justice is carried out in Russia. I call it the Kremlinization of America’s justice system.

Still the best response I’ve ever seen.

Can’t believe they are indicting James Comey before releasing the Epstein Files.

Wiggins, the young humpback found north of Nanaimo Sunday tangled in fishing gear, is swimming a little easier thanks to a multi-hour operation on Wednesday. Crews removed hundreds of feet of rope and other materials. #Nanaimo #Parksville nanaimonewsnow.com/2025/09/25/v...

South Park isn't just a cartoon anymore; it's now a documentary.

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." -Frank Wilhoit

Hillary Clinton: "When I hear people like Kennedy talking about getting back to a time where we aren't vaccinating, we're drinking raw milk - yeah, & people didn't live! I mean, this is so crazy, it's so wrongheaded, it's so shortsighted and it's going to cause deaths... it already is costing lives"

"This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this" - Jimmy Kimmel

One thing we've learned in the last 12 hours: The Sinclair-Nexstar ban on Kimmel, in terms of his reach, means nothing in an era when late-night shows have an afterlife or simultaneous life on streaming. Kimmel's average audience is 1.6M. On YouTube, last night's monologue is already at 8.4M views.

1. Vaccines do not cause autism. 2. Tylenol does not cause autism. 3. Autism is not a disease.

This Admin & DoJ may go down in history for voiding the most slam dunk prosecutions ever. Btwn due process violations and pardons based on Trump's delusions, Jan 6 rioters, Mangione, CK's killer, multiple actual criminals w/ mishandled immigration elements, etc... will or could end up un-convicted.

The Law: 18 U.S. Code § 227 says that it is a federal crime for any executive branch employees (including the president) to influence or threaten to influence a private employment decision. It's punishable by a fine or up to 15 years in prison or both.

One glaring gap in Trump's autism campaign is any willingness to help the people & families affected by autism today. If he were serious, he would demand increases to respite care, life skills training, employment opportunities, & healthcare coverage. Until he does, this is just more nonsense.

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

If you’re wondering how batshit bananas he has to be to claim, without any evidence, that Tylenol causes autism, let’s not forget his other proclamations: “Windmills cause cancer” “Injecting bleach cures Covid” “UV light cures Covid” “Summer cures Covid” “Covid will get bored and go away”

NEWS: Trump seems to be implying he is going to sue ABC for bringing back Jimmy Kimmel. This is why you never bend the knee to a bully.

I remember when threatening a television network to replace their show or get sued by the President of the United States would have been an impeachable offense. (It was eight months ago.)

So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT???? RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS

If Disney can put Kimmel back on the air, the WH can release the Epstein files and the Homan tapes.

He stood in front of the world at the UN today, and every other word out of his mouth was a lie. I’ll say it again, we’ve not been here before. An American President who lies as he breathes. It’s a terrible place to be. Shame on the media & everyone who’s normalized his lying and/or doesn’t care.

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

if you’re canceling your Disney and worried about what your kids will watch…might i suggest supporting your local PBS station, which gets you streaming access to all their content via PBS passport

Tip for future presidents: if you don't know if something is true or not, don't use your enormous platform to spread misinformation. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

He's so fucking stupid. He's so fucking stupid.

The stupidest man alive is currently in charge of us. The stupidest people among us will believe this.

THIS: