This Blastoise trend is a blessing 🥺😫🥰

Anyways I have off for three days

Nothing like the regional manager having to tell people to stop fighting and delete their messages in the group chat so we impress the newly hired GM, but also not doing a thing about the 20 yr olds not doing their jobs and gas lighting the rest of us while saying they are being attacked lol

Need a bro to lemme sniff his butt

Shadows do funny things

Mondays are for moons

Got told twice today I should run for local office. Maybe I fucking will.

Don’t call me "baby" I’ll cum. 🥰

I always get so jealous when people post about orgies like it's just another day, or about going to the club and messing around. It's really all about location I guess (as I gaze at these hick farmers wondering which ones are the DL straight guys on Grindr that refuse to talk to me)

Weretober Day 28 - Spirit Moose

On the bright side, threatened to quit and got offered a raise

I don't think these antidepressants are working anymore

Sorry I'm late. Ready whenever you are

kinda feel like being trained as a ruthless killing machine instead of idk taking piano lessons may have been a better use of my time as a youth but literally what do i know

to doom is to die. the right feeds on this. live defiantly in their faces. stand on your beliefs. carry your struggle without shame and people will see themselves. stay true to your beliefs and show people a better world

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

The lib is surging through my veins right now! Should we all just get naked and start kissing?

Also, if you’re an adult and have access to the internet, no excuse to not know politics.

Everyday. 🙂‍↕️

Remember how my job is dumb? Apparently the manager has been stealing our tips for who knows how long. Irrate.

For where two or three are gathered in my name, I am there in the midst of them.

About to make this new Florence album my whole personality for three weeks

I know yall already lost no nut November

Yes, I thought yesterday was Friday. Lol

I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.

You’re all so hot and I wish I could throw a really rowdy party with you all and we all get horny together

"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:19-20 (NIV) #fcf

Sometimes I'm like "dude, I'm okay, I'm just over-reacting," and then I remember the government says I have at least four disabilities (CPTSD, Bipolar II, ADHD, and substance abuse disorder) and I get paid $11 an hour while the cost of living is $23, and America is a colonial empire, etc...

There aren’t enough gays throwing Halloween parties tomorrow for me!

Please send kisses, hugs, caffeine, seratonin, patience, butts, etc

Not me realizing that at the grand old age of 27, if I were to write a music album with a song about each ex, I'd have at least 13 songs and be set to record and produce lol

I might be weird but at least I’m not straight. 😋

Let them eat cake

Gotta admit, this whole "friends" thing with people who straight up ignore me is getting quite old

Just gotta really buckle down and focus on my coffee-book-plant-music-art-apothecary-magic shop

Nothing makes me want to have my own business more than working for a corporation. Fuck these bitches

I love when boys lift up their shirt and show me their fuzzy tummy

Require a hairy butt in my face

Also, get history books newer than 1995. Patty Loew is great!

"The Indians had a name for this stream, which Joliet recorded as 'Miskonsing' and Marquette remembered as Maskousing. We know it today as the Wisconsin. Students of Indian languages have puzzles over its meaning without reaching any conclusion." Wisconsin, Story of the Badger State, NK Risjord, '95

Credit Cards: paid Car Insurance: paid IID: paid Rent: paid And I still have enough to adopt a husky if I felt like it, if it would be so wise

Just wanna see my friends dicks tbh

I like kissing boys :)

Just tryna feel something

Then again I've had apocalypse anxiety since 2016 when I was writing a book about Revelations and gave up because I thought it was happening (the election loser also tried to overturn the election in my book...) oh and angels and demons of course

Days like these i really wish I had people to just walk around and talk with. Squirrels, flies and birds are good friends too (these protests and everything else have me feeling like I'm going to explode. The world is at a tipping point. I feel it in the earth, I smell it in the air, etc)