ngl I kind of think Sam Altman should be tried criminally? is that … feasible?

an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening

my car insurance is late and at risk of cancellation and i have -$6.87 in my bank account. it would be really cool if anyone was feeling super cool and nice to donate $$ to me and/or repost this so i can pay it 🫩🫶 i need ~$76 venmo/cashapp: ecs5678 i also have paypal but idk how to post that

Something beautifully ironic that I get the notification for "Earning the Sleep Savant" badge as I watch random YouTube videos at 3 am

I tried to actually look at the SCG Baltimore site like I was really going to play in a Magic event and then the first thing I saw was a Spiderman promo and I closed the page

Getting roasted in the group chat because I said I like Spaghetti What the fuck

The derivative of DanDan is just 2Dan isn't it?

Magic is dead @xjcloud.bsky.social amirite?

Do I even have to remind people to mask at GenCon? Like I’m tired lmao

Why isn't there a magic card called disbelief that has suspend

Wait How many dune references are there in this set

No kings in this country! ...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Das me

Dominik Mayer draw a bad painting challenge (impossible) Fuck I want a print of this so bad

User Myhandsareblank when told he uses this gif too much (I had to search for like 5 min you clearly aren't using it enough)

I'm far from surprised, but it is incredibly disappointing that Joe Brennan was not only allowed at NYSE, but is now part of the top 8 commentary team. On today of all days, that clown and his stupid fucking hat should be laughed out of every building he tries to enter No kings, no Nazis

Today is the last day to bid on this sick piece of magic history A playset of Force of Wills, where the TERF art has been blacked out by @gerryt.bsky.social happy fuckin' pride, y'all actually, i might bid on these myself lol new.biddingowl.com/item/playset...

You may not like it but this is optimal seating arrangement for your closest three friends

"haha you're so ugly" -a mother fucker too scared to post their face on the Internet

you heard it here first

Need one more for cube this weekend in DC

Based and Jerry

Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress: "They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"

I've been tagged in two Freya Crescent posts already... Let me live my life

Red White enjoyers finally recognized

Just when you think you're out They reel you back in

Jesus This set is gonna be a nightmare for my sanity once I decide to update the proliferate cube @carmparens.bsky.social

shout out to diegetic music, no one does it like you

11:56pm 2.5 drink Toast has a thought (first Toast has ever had) Fun and Funny have rather surprisingly different meanings for being noun vs noun+adjective suffix

I absolutely HATE that I used it once when I was stuck on a math problem and asked all the smart people I knew and they all said to use it And then it gave me the wrong answer....

that said my venmo and cashapp are ecs5678 if anyone wants to help ya girl out 😔

Who wants to take my lunch money? Bintage gaming @fireshoes.bsky.social

Reposting this as I'm not gonna be able to save much more until we find a new roommate and all the funds donated so far have paid pre-op appointments.

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

If you have to ask you don't know me

I'm gonna put all my good cards in a different sleeve so I know to be really careful when I draw the cards and also so if I drop my deck I can find the important ones really quickly

Don't go to Caspian Kabob in Germantown their kicking people out for wearing Keffiyehs

Ayşenaz miss once challenge (impossible difficulty)

The great illionois khanate has established diplomatic relations with the mardu (credit @ayseneinart.bsky.social )

I’m looking for a group to test with for Pro Tour Final Fantasy. Please let me know if your group has room and would accept me joining. Here are my notable results from the last year: 12th MXP LA 2024 26th RC Portland 2025 2nd MXP invitational 2025 I feel I am a very competent constructed player!

If Liz Truss and JD shake hands Who dies?

So the Pope is gonna come back in 3 days right?

I don't play the wizard game anymore but given I recently found out I got posted yet *again* on the wizard game's nazi subreddit (matching rumors I've heard about me even outside of that sub) I figure I should clear something up this is re: my work on judge academy conferences c.2021-2023 🧵