How to cook - he's a chef. How to walk away instead of throwing hands, but also how to throw hands when I need to. How to put myself into other's shoes. How to love my kids. How to work hard and manage others.

‘This isn’t the America I know’ Black people:

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

I work from home, but I don't wanna work today

A reminder that the Epstein files aren't a distraction from the oligarchy. They're an integral part of it.

WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.” Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?

Ask for a hug. He loves hugs

Booker loves to watch TV. He especially likes dramas, and despises Jeffrey Dean Morgan and dogs on TV

Me

Booker Theophilus Thug Rose Sakura Mochi

My babies ❤️

Seth

Will

Harry

Forget the question, what's up with the FEET??

Is this even a question? Like "do you like Jesus or Satan?"

So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.

Praying the buyers accept this counter offer on the house and my brain makes room for the rest of this advanced managerial accounting and my new promotion. Let's get it!

Shutdown was as clear an example as youll ever get of what MAGA Republicans want to do to government: tear down everything that helps Americans live and only fund fascism & corruption. Protecting the GOP from the consequences of what they want to do to people for nothing in return is bad politics

Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?

Cherry

Ummmm, it's a turkey

Deep fried

Always a Giants fan, but can we get some help fr

Collards

I wish

Please can y'all pray that these people will buy my house?? I'm at the end of my rope with this house!

Kanye made Gold Digger and now a whole generation of men think bc she asked what your job was she trying to take your whole Amazon delivery driver check.

Told us all to inject bleach?

Ummm both. I want breakfast in bed

Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.

Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨

It’s been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona. Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.

“They” That’s his way of blaming a lot of people who did absolutely none of these things.

I'm blue 💙 www.wikihow.com/Smile-Dating

The man who has never shopped in a grocery store his entire life says prices are down.

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)

BREAKING: The median age of a first-time homebuyer in the US is now at a record 40 years, up from 33 in 2021 and 29 in 1981, per Axios

Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come

“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’” @reuters.com #Chicago www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...

Atlanta

Long walks in the woods

☠️

That's my governor! 🩵

This

it appears some need reminding: 1) indigenous peoples (native americans) are not immigrants 2) black americans are not immigrants

Wrong answer is ranch

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.