Imagine posting an upskirt photo of someone and then saying with your whole chest if that person didn't want the photo taken they shouldn't have worn the skirt.

Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.

If im not seen or heard from again let it be known its probably the fault of the strawberries im eating

I wish I was writing but I'm on self-imposed bed rest this weekend. Which means I'm reading and annoying people instead.

love when ppl leave a nice comment on the gothic horror wound fucking fic.

#fe3h #dimitri

dimisylvix but its just sylvain and dimitri bullying an incredibly pent up felix for thousands of words.

The comprehensive version of: Embrangle. Part #1: 2.6k | T | SFW ➤ Vibes only reincarnation AU, Felix voted worst communicator in all of Fódlan. Part #2: 4.4k | E | NSFW ➤ Felix is the poster child of falling upward. archiveofourown.org/series/6229131 [ #fe3h | #dimisylvix | #feartscuffle ]

Its a beautiful summer morning. ...and a transformer just blew up somewhere nearby and my powers out lol.

Sagittarius: Put down that knife. Pick it up again. Lick the knife. Lick the dull side. Or the sharp side, whatever. The world is an ant colony and you are its emperor.

Weird having a not-quite medical emergency at 3am and having to decide if you wanna endure the 6+ hour emergency wait time—which will make what's happening infinitely worse—because you know where you'd be ranked in triage.

innocent boy with wolf's eyes #beyblade #bakutenshootbeyblade

Seteth request #fe3h

Hey look, I did it, it's done. Please enjoy dimilix being dimilix. Gotta admit, I was really, really in my wheelhouse with this one. archiveofourown.org/works/88131421 [ #dimilix | #fe3h | #fireemblem ]

he has beautiful crests

🗓️ PREORDERS OPEN 🗓️ #Dimisylvix Calendar 2027 takes you on a journey across seasons with stunning illustrations and delightful merch of Dimitri, Felix, and Sylvain! #FE3H Our shop is open until Aug 15th! 🔽 dimisylvix2027.bigca...

something rotten

for today i will post this doodle #fireemblem #fireemblemthreehouses #edelgard

I have had one song stuck in my head for days hhhhh

wonder what's on the sylvain shitpost menu today. (a mystery)

Writers Block: Physical Barrier Edition. 🙄

how messy do I want this ambiguously defined pseudo-polycule?

i'm leaving

[ #fe3h | #sylvix ] don't forget to trim your husband's nails after his bath

Oh damn, it's calendar day.

No, I will not provide context, but it's probably got something to do with @fearlesswindy.bsky.social & @helmsplitter.bsky.social god bless @tribiusart.bsky.social as usual for making my shitposts come to life. #fe3h #sylvix #fireemblem

I said to my friend I needed a shitpost reaction image for every time I was personally victimized by a #fe3h artist and this is what I got in return. Is it really fine, Sylvain?

Her twelve pound body really does just occupy the whole of a queen sized bed.

give me like ten business days or something with this song.

Update: Her Majesty has singlehandedly quashed the ant rebellion.

Already posted this technically but lmao.

I woke up today and there's fucking ants in my apartment. The bad news: ants The good news: big baby feline has some new toys (and snacks)

[ #FE3H | #Sylvix ] Another Round (of Evince.) 3.6k (6.8k total) a continuation of my scuffle fic for: @taxkha.bsky.social, it's more modern Fraldarius sibling chaos—with an occasional brutal line of prose—if you can believe it. (You can, you expect it, even.) archiveofourown.org/works/863495...

2.7k | dimisylvix, modern AU, dressing room threesome, big buff bottom, dimitri in a skirt 🏩💞 archiveofourown.org/works/88471851

#SylvixWeek2025 day 6: secrets imo they're always sneaking around in their academy phase 👀

What do you do in the first 48hrs of your vacation? Wreck your fucking sleep schedule

Me remembering the dimilix trans felix fic where they're married before felix comes out and dimitri is like: "ok so you're my husband now let me help you." and felix is like: no divorce, then proceeds to nuke his current life, move to enbarr and let all his new friends think his ex is abusive.

So now that I've finally gotten the dumb fic out of my system. I'm gonna write a toxic fucking roleswap. I think.

I am ALMOST DONE WITH THIS BLASTED FIC

Gemini: Don’t let anger overwhelm you. Fashion it into a weapon and destroy your enemies.

@brainwormexpert.bsky.social @qiliin.bsky.social trying to go for something a little different. not entirely sure if i succeeded but it was an interesting experiment

hello, if you are interested i have returned after nearly 5 years to complete my is it grief? or a ghost? or just sylvain having big problems? sylvix horror fic. also has the distinction of being, iirc, the only fic i've ever made a cover image for archiveofourown.org/works/35125591

I have shit to do but still time for nonsense, I guess.

norway please you're the last Latin American country left

Damn, tell me how you really feel.

Finallyyyyyyy

I just had this really unhinged memory So I am over 35 and grew up in Russia. There wasn't a widely available varicella vaccine yet (1995 for US, 2000 for RU) so it was commonplace to expose your children young because chicken pox is generally much milder in children than adults. (1/?)

God no one could ever place the vibes of this fic from some of this prose lmao.

glenn fraldarius sluts rights (excuse me while i write a fic abt it)

Oh—look—it's Sylvain.