(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

I've outlined six attacks for FEscuffle.

Chilli wishes everyone a Happy Pride Month!!!

Getting a blorbo is not an active choice. Getting a blorbo is like watching yourself having an out of body experience while a little parasitic guy pulls a u-haul up to your fucking brain and starts unpacking boxes in there.

I am about to spend scuffle doing something incredibly unhinged and a couple people are not safe because of it.

@qiliin.bsky.social bestie you're in danger.

God, I love blocking people I've never interacted before just because the vibes are bad. Reaching a point in adulthood that I realize I don't give enough of a fuck about ship drama to tolerate someone's shitty attitude towards people has been so good for my mental health.

link click sylvix au send tweet

Why choose between success and happiness when you can have neither

The (mostly) final word counts for my fics for the nsfw sylvix zine and sylvix weekend. Seriously, who knew all I needed was to get possessed by a ghost to write this much content.

“What was that boom in Boston” bsky solidifies my belief that the last post on this site will be “hey did anyone else hear that?”

Highly recommend just getting possessed by a ghost if you wanna write a kinda hefty fic.

Guys??????? GUYS??????????? I THINK IT'S DONE?

Hehehehehe guess who only has one scene left to write.

Who needs the help of Gen AI to write when you have CAT.

THIS FIC IS SO CLOSE TO DONE AHHHHH

How's that sylvix fic coming along? Me:

I'm going to finish this fic this week. And then do nothing until after my birthday on the 8th and then scuffle and if I can actually manage something for rarepair riot it will be done. (The problem is the idea I had for it is another fucking thing that's TOO LONG so I need to cook something else)

There's a very high chance between my fic for the insatiable zine and the sylvix weekend fic I've been working on that I'll be dropping two fics with a combined total of nearly 50k words on the 5th.

Makes last min decision to aggregate two scenes into one which will barely change anything in terms of length of the story

[ #fe3h | #sylvix ] Crop of my piece for @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social featuring His Grace and his husband in… the library…? Please mark your calendars for the release of the zine on June 5th for more debauchery 😏

When I sat down to write this sylvix fic, I anticipated it was going to be 10-15k words. I'm currently 60% done with it:

MOM I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING NOT CHATTING FOR 2HRS

hELP? Oh my god. @dryltt3.bsky.social @helmsplitter.bsky.social

Sylvain is such a lunatic to write

Things I can now add to my writing CV: thinly veiled religious trauma as dirty talk

Ah yes, laying in bed writing filth.

Man, I'm so glad this incredibly deranged version of Felix from my sylvix weekend fic is to peoples tastes (well the tastes of the people getting snippets anyway lmaoooo)

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊ It's Friday, which means it's time for a treat. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ Here's the second preview for my fic: Satiate. Written for @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social with art from the incredible @tribiusart.bsky.social!! Buckle up besties, we're going on a sylvix flavoured, gothic horror adventure on June 5th!

My preview for T H E NSFW Sylvix Zine of all time, @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social What are these sexy, sexy implements? Idk dude, guess you'll just have to find out.

My piece for the NSFW Sylvix zine, Insatiable (@nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social), is 7.1k words of yearning, sex pollen, tentacle sex (non-con; please remember I also said "sex pollen"), angst, and hurt/comfort. This'll be a rare "mind the tags" kinda fic from me.

I AM OFFICIALLY HALF WAY DONE OF THIS FIC. HOLY FUCK.

UGH SHE MAKES ME WANT TO BITE THINGS.

"How’s the sylvix weekend fic coming along?" Lol, lmao even.

I just wrote two scenes to this fic. One is unhinged, almost comedic, it picks you up. The second is actually devastating, a complete mind fuck, it throws you off the cliff and doesn't apologize.

I just wrote an entire scene where Felix Fraldarius is suffering inside the Somerville Market Basket because this is exactly the type of niche content a fandom needs.

Funny how things shake out sometimes.

what else do you expect them to do while they’re stuck in their cots in the infirmary tent? preview of my fic written for @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social i'm so excited for the whole collection-- June 5th can't get here fast enough!

Decisions were made—it's unclear if they were good ones. Here's the first preview for: Satiate. Written for @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social with art from the incredibly talented @tribiusart.bsky.social! Mark your calendars for June 5th, so you can see the mess Sylvain got himself into this time.

If you're a fan of the darker side of eroticism then Zee's piece is going to be right up your alley. The lengths we go for the ones we love, and the parts of ourselves we're willing to sacrifice for it...sometimes quite literally. Full work with the gorgeous spot art releases June 5th!

Where were you when you realized your current fanfic was gonna be about 30k words? I was in my kitchen, trying to be a functional adult.

#sylvix nsfw because i did it for @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social 😘

Decisions were made—it's unclear if they were good ones. Here's the first preview for: Satiate. Written for @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social with art from the incredibly talented @tribiusart.bsky.social! Mark your calendars for June 5th, so you can see the mess Sylvain got himself into this time.

This fic has at least 15 scenes left to write. Hahaha ha. Its fine, its fine, I have time

Coming soon: Sylvix Happy to share a preview for "In Full View," written for @nsfwsylvixzine.bsky.social. I hope you're excited to see what situation Felix is in this time! Zine out on June 5!

Oh god, someone tell me that I should not to reskin my old second son/cursed sword idea as a Felix fic.

HER PAWS!!!!!

Well we hit 7k words today and I have no clue how much more is coming lmao theres so much so so much

I'm not sure if Sylvain or Felix is more unhinged in this fic. Sylvain’s way more funny when he's losing his mind though, Felix is lowkey so fucking sad.