Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack. Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia. Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

Not today, Satan‼️

Alan's highlight reel after just 2 episodes. A LEGEND ✨ #traitors #celebritytraitors

Reform UK in the dock ⚖ 9th October Andy Osborn. 14th October Neil Stevens, Tony Stevens, and Rob Sheridan. 15th October Sarah White. 21st November Nathan Gill. 16th December Mandy Clare. 22nd May 2026 Daniel Taylor. Under investigation: Joseph Boam. Lee Duffy. George Cottrell. #ReformInTheDock

Meme stolen from Tumblr but too good not to share (again, not mine, i deserve no credit!!) #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

Got them both in tonight! Very pleased with my decisions #taskmaster #celebritytraitors

Legendary side-eye from Tom Daley there #celebritytraitors

tom daley’s expressions and slutty funeral attire make for some quality television, lads #celebritytraitors

#celebritytraitors I am Absolutely LIVING for Tom’s side eye. As in Tom Daylee 😂

Good lord. Imagine that 😂

He’s already running around sweating in full anxiety nightmare mode. How on earth is he supposed to remember who has a shield or not 😂 I am LOVING this #celebritytraitors

Nick Mohammed was adorable on #taskmaster and is now adorable in this. If anyone murders him. I’m going into full meltdown #celebritytraitors

Oh man. I'd hate to be watching the inside of Clare Balding's brain during the nightly showing of All The Mistakes at 4am for the rest of her life. #CelebrityTraitors

Me tonight. “FFS JUST LET NICK DO IT” 😩 #celebritytraitors

We absolutely howled at this? Just …. Look at him😂 Off to do evil.

#celebritytraitors I have had a rough week. So I would really like to thank the person responsible for the bonkers decision of making #AlanCarr a traitor.

What a quote #CelebrityTraitors

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Being an awful awful human being really ages you

Greta Thunberg in Greece: I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.

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Greta Thunberg annoys the right because she's a reminder that it's possible to stay true to your moral principles even when it's inconvenient, and they fucking hate that

This must happen as a tribute to this amazing woman. It would be rude not to.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023... People outside cities have no idea how bad it it

#alanpartridge I have accidentally dressed like Rupert the bear 😂

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

Covid-19 Bereaved Families on today’s ruling ordering PPE Medpro to repay £122m to Govt “Nobody who had any part to play in the PPE scandal...should have any role in public life. Baroness Mone should have no role in making & passing the laws we all live under. Her title must be revoked immediately"

Trying to think about good things that may happen when in 3 years time, reform get in and uk goes full US #trump fascist horror show. I may end up sharing a jail cell with one of my favourite left wing comedians when we all get rounded up. So that’s something at least

Here I am in 2020 in the flimsiest, most pitful PPE - like so many other NHS staff, some of whom died from the Covid they caught in their hospitals. Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’. What, Michelle? 🧵

What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country? Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide. It undermines police and the law.

Farage is applying for a job. That job is Prime Minister. The only thing on his CV is Brexit. He campaigned for it for 27 years. So his only real track record is making everyone poorer & damaging the NHS. If you hire Nigel & Reform, you must want this company (UK) to fail.

For 🤬 sake why do @uklabour.bsky.social keep doing things that bang another nail in their coffin! REFORM VOTERS BE VOTING REFORM. You can’t out reform them you bloody idiots. I am dreading this march into fascism we are now heading for. I’m too old for this shit

Keir Starmer's aides are reportedly telling him not to go to the COP30 climate conference, because Reform would attack him for it. Yes, they might. And he should wear it as a badge of honour. Standing up for humanity, for science and a habitable planet. Where's the hazard in that?

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

You can’t talk about cleaning up crime in D.C. while a 34-count convicted felon is running the country.

CBS parent company Paramount canceled Colbert to win approval from Trump's FCC to merge with Skydance. Now ABC parent company Disney suspends Kimmel as it seeks DOJ approval to buy Fubo — and its affiliate Nexstar seeks FCC approval to buy Tegna. See how this works?

First Stephen Colbert and now Jimmy Kimmel, they are trying to silence comedians, night talk show hosts and anyone who has the guts and humor to speak up against him and other goodies that follow foot with him. #stephencolbert #jimmykimmel

Farage has resorted to threatening to sue people who talk about his Stamp Duty avoidance via his girlfriend suddenly finding £885,000 out of thin air to buy a house. Let’s keep talking about it, he can’t get away with his corruption & threats will not work! #NigelFarage

This is so messed up.

Watch live as President Donald Trump and Keir Starmer hold a conference. No thankyou. I would rather boil my head in oil.

We’ve been watching Wolf Hall, a fascinating study of how the fragile male ego of a fickle, greedy despot creates a culture of deep cruelty and mistrust, where everyone lives in fear of saying the wrong thing. Thank goodness we’ve moved on from those times.

Even posting this makes me a wee bit nervous

People who are anti fascist are sick?? Dear Lord we’re all doomed.

It’s absolutely gutting because what Labour have done now will stop them getting back into power for a long long time. And where does that leave us now? We all know what’s coming. And it’s not good.

Becuase I know it’s because. Why do my fingers always go in the wrong direction after the C??? And it happened about a year ago and I can’t stop it. So annoying.

My god it’s pretty disgusting that the UK is seemingly happy to pander to Donald Trump. I’m sure when he gets here he will love all the filthy England flags strung up everywhere.

Janice and Kerry claim they're not racists. And you might be tempted to believe that until you read what Janice and Kerry think and then conclude that ... yup - they're racists.

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Watch out…….. Another MAGAt has snuck through and latched onto my feed Am blocking him now

Rivers of Urine They really want to return to the past, before toilets were the acceptable way of urinating at home & especially in public. ‘Bring back diseases’