Great news! Antiques Roadshow just valued my $250 snickity-wickit at $3,000! This is life changing news! Thanks PBS! #antiquesroadshow

MAGA IS TREASON

trump looks like a moldy bag of pigshit

Princess Snuggles 🐈 slept all afternoon in the sun by the living room door. Now she is wide awake and hunting around the house for spiders, bugs or anything she can find or thinks she sees 😆 Most of what she sees are shadows or nothing, but nothing will calm her down when she’s in hunting mode 🏹

Many sources at NYU are saying Barron trump gets high on ketamine and a pint of gin and masturbates in public on campus and the administration refuses to have him arrested. SHAMEFUL!

@nytimes.com is the most pro-maga news organization in America

I can’t stand how stupid and Instagram obsessed people are in the US. Time to relocate to Africa again.

The bourgeoise in this country make me want to puke 🤮 They are corrupted soulless filth who would sell their own mothers for more likes on Instagram.

The bourgeoise in this country make me want to puke 🤮 They are corrupted soulless filth who would sell their own mothers for more likes on Instagram.

IMHO, it is important that Woke 2 be deemed "excessive" by historians, "sweeping too broadly" with "punishments too severe." It cannot be merely a course correction, it must be an overcorrection. Nothing less will serve as an adequate deterrent against the fascists and their collaborators.

Gov. Abigail Spanberger: "The scale of the corruption is unprecedented. There's the cover up of the Epstein files, the crypto scams, cozying up to foreign princes for airplanes and billionaires for ballrooms, putting his name and face on buildings all over our nation's capital."

Claude: Build me the software equal to Salesforce, then hire the employees to run it, and deposit all the money into my bank account. I will be a billionaire next week! #AI #Tech #AgenticAI #NewWorld #Finance #Business

trump supporters are soulless filth. I hope they all die miserable, painful, and lonely. They are the worst disease on earth.

I’m expecting to have an interesting and serious conversation with the Homer Simpson idiots from flyover country who I am about to meet out for work. “Have you drove that CyberTruck yet?? Things so dope!”

maga are the lowest form of scum on earth. If I saw a sewer rat and a maga drowning, I would choose to save the rat. I wish maga nothing but suffering, misery, and death. ☠️

Rep. Al Green holds up a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes!" during Trump's entrance to the State of the Union (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)

I wish the New York Times hated rich pedophiles as much as they hate trans kids.

Jake Tapper: Biden’s age is the biggest scandal since watergate Also Tapper: I had lunch with the child rape president today but it didn’t come up

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

At what point will the sociopaths in this country get tired of making self aggrandizing dance selfies for Tiktok and YouTube? JFC this country is just overflowing with trashy, selfish, idiots.

1. The New York Times, unsurprisingly, has released yet another hit piece on transgender people. This time, it comes from Jesse Singal. I fact check it in my latest piece. End your NYT subscription, and put it towards people doing good work on the issue. Subscribe to support our journalism.

I can’t believe anyone still uses twitter or drives a tesla. Have you no decency sir?!?

My neighbor’s daughter got in trouble at her school today for telling her principal that her breath smelled like cigarettes and old farts 🤣 My neighbor is NOT happy and needed a glass of wine after work, but from my view it is tots hilarious 😂

Listening to a podcast about how harmful podcasts are. 🎧

There were just too many TV shows and movies about magic and dragons. 🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 Market became oversaturated.

Who would like to adopt a cute and friendly gerbil 🐹 who is in need of a good home?? 🏡

Pretty slow night on the ole Bluesky 🤔

Uncle Biscuits wants to sleep on the deck in the backyard tonight. He keeps scratching at the backdoor to get out there. Meanwhile it’s cold and raining out there! 🌧️ What’s wrong with this pooch? 🐶

Elon Musk is the most dangerous and evil person on the planet. #ArrestElonMusk

Just had drinks with Ken Cosgrove at The Algonquin. Rumor is we maybe landing the Grillo’s Pickles account! 🤞

Woot! Woot! It’s time for a good ole fashioned bitcoin crash! #bitcoin #shitcoin #crash #fraud #scam #conjob #failing

There are full-grown adults who comment on politics for a living that believe that Trump SOTU could (1) have unifying message to those people he has spent last 11 years promising to destroy (2) those people will be listening to his lies. Our Media & Political Elites live in a dangerous fantasy land.

Why do all the maga women look like this? It’s so disgusting looking 🤮

Great, now Uncle Biscuits is barking and going bonkers from the earthquake 🐶🌎 Looks like another night ahead of pets making sure I get no sleep before work tomorrow 😩

Princess Snuggles got into the pantry and basically ate half a bag of brown sugar. She’s now going absolutely bonkers and climbing the walls and meowing like crazy. It’s going to be a long night here. I may have to put in my ear plugs before bed.

Recommendations- Best bottled water to drink for gerbils and a pet iguana???

Reports: Don Jr has been killed in a Lime crash while he was high on cocaine and ketamine and had taken 9 shots of grain alcohol in a dive bar in Miami.

Peoples: What is your best guess for how much longer before bitcoin falls below $45k?

Remember the moral panic about safetyism? Trigger warnings? Snowflakes? Well, its actually happening in Texas.

A 13 year old girl tried to kill herself to escape the Dilley Camp. They’re feeding children dirty nails. They’re allowing measles to spread. They’re detaining babies as young as two months old. These kids are writing letters & drawing pictures begging to be released

I was told over and over Joe Biden was in "late stage dementia" (you know when you can't talk and forget how to eat) and other variations on that, any ways here he is out and about interacting with random members of the public over a year after his Presidency

I think it’s really cool how the corrupt, traitorous @nytimes.com went on a propaganda sabotage campaign within hours of Biden having a bad debate and kept it up for weeks until he dropped out, but trump being a rapist pedophile is below the fold story once or twice.

We should be talking a lot more about how the San Francisco tech scene is populated by a strange cult of doom acceleration nerds who fantasize about using computers to destroy humanity. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

I received notification of yet another death at an ICE facility, meaning 38 people have died in custody since Trump returned to office. ICE is failing to ensure the health and safety of the people it is responsible for. We need immediate oversight of this entire operation.

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

BREAKING: Former South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has been convicted of insurrection for declaring martial law in December 2024, and has been sentenced to life in prison.

translation: americans are too corrupt and cowardly to hold their government accountable

The American president is more insulated from accountability than a British royal. Our political system provides the elite with immunity. It has to change.

So what happened to all the “news” stories about healthcare premiums going way up? It’s not interesting anymore now that it happened?