sleepy

it is in fact named after the greek historian....

imagine living in a world where “don’t kill children” is a hot take..

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS

favorite part of knausgård night was afterwards when I confided that I really wanted him to read the “I’m Garfield” scene and he pointed at his lager, smiled, and said, “Garfield will come out.”

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hohoho

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.

i have a dream

Yoon Suk Yeol: S Korea prosecutors seek death penalty over failed insurrection attempt

Bad Ice Bar Hurdsfield, ND

i miss when social media was the sum of individual chaoses

new hair new pic

monday blues? a very human problem

it's me 🌻

i'm going to maintain caution until i see reporting that beyond reports of a nebulous "plan" that's not from the world's third dumbest newspaper.

mad at the world

the feline awareness of what kind of jump is cool and what's not indicates there may be a platonic form of "coolness" that we both have access to.

mugshot

wow ssi bal

Those who build walls are their own prisoners.

hehe

Time for a gremlin nap.

my new book is OUT TODAY! it’s been described as "the writer at her best: mystified, curious, pathetic, absurd" — you can buy it here

i somehow finished my phd (and yes i'm in my pjs)

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every couple weeks i log onto bluesky just to drop a lingo pic..the healthiest way i’ve ever used social media

hi there

it's that time of the year again

inventing something called the "night president"

conferencing

lingo turned seventeen please clap

stability, age, beauty

the first chapter of Will There Ever Be Another You is up on the new yorker today! with a beautiful illustration www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

my husband just said "you're the most dazzlingly beautiful person in the universe but i'm just a regular hot guy"

just stopped by to scream

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replies and quote tweets to this basically encapsulate my frustration with this whole conversation.

if anyone's interested

good morning f*cked up world!