The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

Just got my bill for January’s health insurance. $1,627, up from $135. Luigi Mangione is innocent and the Democratic Party should be dissolved. #uspol #ushealthcare #socialism

Humans are just worms with extra equipment to be mobile and good at food-getting

I somehow hit Affiliate on Twitch! This Friday at 7:30 P.M. EST (Sat. 00:30 UTC), I’m gonna play some modded Minecraft with friends/viewers. It’d mean a lot to me if you could join! Server info, Twitch link, etc. all here: www.ssterling.net/sterlcraft/w... #twitch #streaming #vtuber #minecraft

NEW REF SHEET NEW REF SHEET!! Well, the same ref sheet by the wonderful @floop-deloop.bsky.social—except Andy’s actually zygodactyl now! And some other little spruce-ups, too, since Floop’s style has improved over the years (as it should uvu). #furry #refsheet #bird

One, two, thre, four, fyve, fyve-and-one, fyve-and-two, eight, nyne, ten.

I desperately need a new mic with hardware-adjustable gain—one which allows me to be closer than six inches before it peaks at normal speaking volume. That being said, this clip is still fucking hilarious: www.twitch.tv/sterbirb/cli... #twitch #streaming #minecraft

Dracula Flow 3 is the best one

Still trying to process this hilarious and bizarre development with @captinmangletty.bsky.social

This is very @jackalopezone.neocities.org energy

based off a true experience #asmr #youtube #ai #noai

an advertisement for BNY Teletype

@jackalopezone.neocities.org My phone once identified my grandmother as a mountainous landscape.

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

Got my N-word pass renewed and revoked within the same day. Awful times.

Spite

Women at a lake party: inner tubes, splashing water, eating cupcakes Men at a lake party: BUILD GIANT CAIRN

sorry for not posting I've been at anthrocon

casual photographers: “Why can you only fit so few photos on that card?” me:

I’ll never give up shooting raw, but I really do hate that I can’t live-post my Anthrocon photos straight off the camera :'c

Had to add forty minutes to my trip because I forgot my extra camera batteries, but I am ANTHROCON BOUNDDDDD #anthrocon

My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

If you deem me interesting enough a person to meet IRL, you can find me at the Avians & Birds Meetup during Anthrocon! DLCC 317–318, Saturday at 10:00. Or you can just DM me and meet me whenever, LOL. #anthrocon #furry

It’s been literal *months* and my wife still hasn’t settled on an artist to draw up a ref sheet for her fursona. I mean, she actually wants the artist who did my ref sheet, but his commissions have been closed since forever ;n;

hi give me your french fries :3

The internet is so quick

me: “I’ll never work food service again, even as a summer job in between teaching.” also me: *prepares scores of hot dogs and hamburgers with a full array of toppings at a barbecue*

That protogen isn't a "heckin chonker", their lithium battery is swelling and needs to be replaced before it combusts

"nobody wants to work anymore" "no claire, the ai just rejects every applicant"

Preschoolers and kindergarteners have a habit of calling me “Mr. Rice” or “Mr. Christ” (it’s Mr. Price). Anyway, today I got: “Mr. Christ, why is your stomach so fat? Are you preganut with Jesus?” I can finally fit back into a men’s L again and this is what I get :gphn_cry_loud: #teaching

wood thrush sona concept

Hi Adobe! I'd been a Photoshop user since 1994 but I hate your subscription model so I bought Clip Studio and it does everything Photoshop could do for one low price and the license lasts forever! WOW! Thanks for forcing me to use a better product.

We all know how easy it is to get booked on holidays, so we’re hitting your feed first—with our Inaugural Memorial Day Barbecue! Join us at Holly River State Park and kick off the summer with a ton of fun and just as much food: www.mountainstatefurries.org/events/memor... #furry #furmeet #bbq

Hard to believe how well it all actually went. Weat Virginia (and surrounding state) furs are such good beans. Truly Wild and Wonderful!

I didn’t get a bachelor’s degree for nothing

They Might Be Giants: beloved by The Gays, does wild live performances, icons from the 80s, frequently make light of horrible auto accidents in their work. Jerma985: beloved by The Gays, does wild live performances, icons from the 80s, frequently makes light of horrible auto accidents in his work.

Screw it—I’m actually gonna use Bluesky. I’m definitely staying on the actual Fediverse for more interest-related things (especially thanks to the extensive use of hashtags), but at least I can follow and interact with local furries and other acquaintances over here.