"tribeca is nice" "Italians are basically south Asian" - @12dollars.bsky.social

new costco food fixation alert: hot honey beef stick

i got 99 problems and my scrapbooking skills are not one

imagine being a fully grown adult and still thinking "working on myself" means "fucking around"

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

the internet really is forever, tell me why google still tries to get me to send calendar invites to my ex from 2015

Guten Morgen meine wunderbaren Freunde! Today’s Stamp of the Day is this 85 euro cent stamp from Germany. Issued - 2002 Type - Commemorative Print Method - Offset Lithography Please share your stamps from 🇩🇪 and have an incredible day. #stampcollecting #philately #stamps

there is a special kind of loneliness that comes with the thought "no one would believe you anyway"

side effects of this don't-kill-yourself-medication include wanting to kill yourself. good luck

"can I list you as my emergency contact" I would give you my kidney if you asked

new Gen Z phrase thrown at me: "do you wanna run my fade"

my guy best friend is single again Exhibit A

Cullen Central Park, Whitby Ontario. A nice day to get out for a bike ride in The Great White North! 🇨🇦

legitimately thought the news was that Jewel was performing at the Louvre

I will be talking about the World of Coca Cola for the foreseeable future

hey did you know that things don't magically fix themselves

i cannot believe i ever cried over men that i lift more than

humbled by the suggested search on my TikTok

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

men who name sabrina carpenter as their celeb crush 🤮

P A C H I N K O

splitting headache on my in-office day. coincidence? I think not

Caught the light #oilpainting #art

got a Charley horse in the middle of the night so I'm going to be unrelentingly cranky today and I think that's fair

This Halloween I’m going as the scariest thing of all, emotional intimacy!!! ha ha just kidding I’m prion disease

The issue with self–love is it doesn’t give you head. 😔

blessed be the fruit by the foot. may the lord open my mouth

we can’t be friends if i have to walk on egg shells around you all the time

my pre workout of choice is immigrant guilt

I feel like I turned 30 and all of a sudden every hangout is like "my grandma is dying" "my mom is sick" "I lost my job" "my dad is a narcissist"

shooting my shot on the subway (asking can I pet your dog)

cried in the bar at 5pm how's your weekend going

God I hate fidi

do you ever have a moment when you realize someone may actually be evil

*Hyrule

are sally rooney novels considered smut

who up wanging their chung

i did not consent to this much taylor swift content

It is time to pick up my emotional support rotisserie chicken.

The pride of saying "yes" when someone asks "have you shopped with us before?" Witness my loyalty, lay coupons at my feet

"why wouldn't you want to help me with my problems when i've been nothing but an inconsiderate fuckface to you??"

Daryl Gortner (American, b.1958) "Preserving My Marbles," 2015 Oil on canvas 60 x 48 in #art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt

Girls will say “I needed this” and it’s just a comfy sweater and cold weather.

that post nut clarity, but after you eat fast food

I'm not afraid to say it: The Fray is underrated

dogs are a LIFESTYLE, not a hobby.