rescue dogs are the only acceptable "I can fix him" stories

imagine fumbling kim min gee

oh the life of a dog who used to have to fight for food inside a chicken coop and now spends his days dozing in the arms of a woman who loves him

everything may be extremely troubling but at least you didn’t join threads and that’s something to be proud of.

We are numb to the horribleness of horrible people

fleabag season 3 could heal us

whoever came up with the dunkin toxic ex-presso latte deserves their 🐱 ate

I absolutely burst out laughing

nobody warns you for how much time as a pet owner you will spend worrying about your pet's asshole

costco cashier was complaining about "anti-american band" green day and vowed to "only watch bad bunny" - we did it joe

a website like "does the dog die" but it's "did they make sydney sweeney take her top off"

not a girls' girl? in this economy??

valentine's day is the best holiday because it's the only one that doesn't require a large social gathering

having the most mondayest of mondays (started my day cleaning up puppy diarrhea and spilling tea on my keyboard)

anyone else's dog really like to lick velcro? just mine? cool

White Men Can't Email

I finally dug my car out of the snow and yes, halfway through I did consider just leaving it there until the spring

I need salonpas but for my brain

I somehow still have one of the air purifiers that the NYC government gave out to residents after 9/11 and I'm refusing to throw it away because I got it into my head that it may be worth something someday.. historical artifact????

my drug of choice is a heart rate like this

gymshark should really comp me for the number of Lululemon/alo girls I've converted in my classes

happiness is a dog boi going to bed with a full tum

of course men would turn the men's mental health matters movement into "my depression is worse than your depression"

tis the season for sweaters with cunty ass dickies

gotta admit it white women really popped off with slick backs

i had an *inappropriate* dream about justin min and i would like to graciously thank my subconscious for blessing me with such an experience

it's crazy how the pedophiles really pulled a fast one over us all

left handed girl is worth all of the acclaim and more

name one president who wasn't a pedophile, you can't, they all are in the epstein files

enabling the patriarchy (forcing the neopets faerie to heal my male neopet)

some salty bro got mad at me for "playing everybody" in catan but like. it's a game? literally all of us are playing??? lmao

NOT CATHERINE OHARA HASNT THIS MONTH TAKEN ENOUGH FROM US

absolutely crushed in the group chat today folks

there is not enough lip balm in the world for this kind of weather

god i am so lucky to have friends where our conversations start with "i couldn't wait to tell you this"

Hashim Akib (British, b. 1967). Colours in the rain (oil on canvas).

4 degrees this morning and i still walked an hour round trip in the dark to pilates, what kind of cocaine are they putting in the water at these classes

it really be that kind of cold your snot freezes to your nose hairs

gymshark is so real for this

me to my guy best friend and the overall entire neopets community every single day

bruh between life and work and the overall state of the country i don't believe a word that comes out of anybody's mouth anymore

Trump appears in the Epstein files more than he appears in Melania's movie.

just got a job at the kill myself factory

choi Mina sue is giving us Asian American girlies a bad rap. at least we still have nadine

I would like to blend ice up and mix it with tequila and I am not just referring to frozen water