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reading, eating, lifting, and petting dogs. and playing neopets and catan in between
rescue dogs are the only acceptable "I can fix him" stories
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about 12 hours ago
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imagine fumbling kim min gee
about 14 hours ago
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oh the life of a dog who used to have to fight for food inside a chicken coop and now spends his days dozing in the arms of a woman who loves him
about 18 hours ago
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Fun
1 day ago
everything may be extremely troubling but at least you didnβt join threads and thatβs something to be proud of.
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Jake_Vig
1 day ago
We are numb to the horribleness of horrible people
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warmyellowlight
1 day ago
fleabag season 3 could heal us
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whoever came up with the dunkin toxic ex-presso latte deserves their π± ate
1 day ago
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orbette
1 day ago
I absolutely burst out laughing
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nobody warns you for how much time as a pet owner you will spend worrying about your pet's asshole
2 days ago
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costco cashier was complaining about "anti-american band" green day and vowed to "only watch bad bunny" - we did it joe
2 days ago
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a website like "does the dog die" but it's "did they make sydney sweeney take her top off"
2 days ago
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not a girls' girl? in this economy??
2 days ago
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valentine's day is the best holiday because it's the only one that doesn't require a large social gathering
2 days ago
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having the most mondayest of mondays (started my day cleaning up puppy diarrhea and spilling tea on my keyboard)
2 days ago
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anyone else's dog really like to lick velcro? just mine? cool
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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Jake_Vig
3 days ago
White Men Can't Email
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I finally dug my car out of the snow and yes, halfway through I did consider just leaving it there until the spring
3 days ago
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I need salonpas but for my brain
3 days ago
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I somehow still have one of the air purifiers that the NYC government gave out to residents after 9/11 and I'm refusing to throw it away because I got it into my head that it may be worth something someday.. historical artifact????
3 days ago
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my drug of choice is a heart rate like this
3 days ago
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gymshark should really comp me for the number of Lululemon/alo girls I've converted in my classes
3 days ago
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4 days ago
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π¦ The Angriest Ookster π¦
4 days ago
happiness is a dog boi going to bed with a full tum
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of course men would turn the men's mental health matters movement into "my depression is worse than your depression"
4 days ago
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tis the season for sweaters with cunty ass dickies
4 days ago
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gotta admit it white women really popped off with slick backs
4 days ago
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i had an *inappropriate* dream about justin min and i would like to graciously thank my subconscious for blessing me with such an experience
4 days ago
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mr. cannoli
4 days ago
it's crazy how the pedophiles really pulled a fast one over us all
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5 days ago
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left handed girl is worth all of the acclaim and more
5 days ago
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mr. cannoli
5 days ago
name one president who wasn't a pedophile, you can't, they all are in the epstein files
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enabling the patriarchy (forcing the neopets faerie to heal my male neopet)
5 days ago
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some salty bro got mad at me for "playing everybody" in catan but like. it's a game? literally all of us are playing??? lmao
5 days ago
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NOT CATHERINE OHARA HASNT THIS MONTH TAKEN ENOUGH FROM US
5 days ago
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absolutely crushed in the group chat today folks
5 days ago
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there is not enough lip balm in the world for this kind of weather
5 days ago
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god i am so lucky to have friends where our conversations start with "i couldn't wait to tell you this"
5 days ago
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Shabana Mir
6 days ago
Hashim Akib (British, b. 1967). Colours in the rain (oil on canvas).
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4 degrees this morning and i still walked an hour round trip in the dark to pilates, what kind of cocaine are they putting in the water at these classes
5 days ago
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it really be that kind of cold your snot freezes to your nose hairs
5 days ago
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gymshark is so real for this
6 days ago
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me to my guy best friend and the overall entire neopets community every single day
6 days ago
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bruh between life and work and the overall state of the country i don't believe a word that comes out of anybody's mouth anymore
6 days ago
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Jake_Vig
6 days ago
Trump appears in the Epstein files more than he appears in Melania's movie.
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mr. cannoli
6 days ago
just got a job at the kill myself factory
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7 days ago
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choi Mina sue is giving us Asian American girlies a bad rap. at least we still have nadine
7 days ago
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I would like to blend ice up and mix it with tequila and I am not just referring to frozen water
7 days ago
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