Amazed he went with the America party and not the epic win Chuck Norris bacon keep calm chive on party

“And”???? Should be a comma there

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

Confused about zohran actually winning, I didn't think the Democrats let actual people vote for anything

Me: hows the sushi train work Wife: you just choose the thing you want and they add up the plates at the end Me: no hows the belt work I can't see where it engages with a motor Wife: what Me: I need to know

Heard they bagged an f35 hell yeah, overrated piece of expensive junk

Nation of sociopaths discovers human experience

For those keeping track, Israel is now attacking and/or occupying: - Iran - Lebanon - Syria - Yemen - And of course the Palestinian Territories It can do this bc it has nuclear weapons and carte blanche from both parties as the US’s proxy to kill whoever it likes and we’ll protect them

So good how Israel has just destroyed any credibility it had left with the general public in the last 18 months and is still utterly incredulous that people are like "hell yeah get his ass Iran"

Plot twist: the parade tanks are locked and loaded and just unload on the white house 😂

I thought the military parade was like America's 250th anniversary or whatever (still a dumb idea) not just Trump's bday wtf 😂

Reporter: what will your response be as mayor to ICE? Mamdani: the actions of ICE are unconstitutional and I will oppose them Cuomo: residents are concerned about ICE, but also public safety Eric Adams: I’ll tell you something about Darkwing Duck, no one can hate a man in a fashionable hat

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

Man why tf is insta still better for news than bsky that was the one thing Twitter was kinda handy for

Can national guardsmen just be like "soz man I'm working my reg job can't make it today" or nah

I know it's a moot point like everything else post 2023 but isn't it explicitly against the constitution to deploy the army or marines on us soil?

Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident

Imagine explaining to Americans in 2016 that the chain of events they have set in motion will lead to this meme being their president in 2025

groimes oim baeing deperted by ois

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

Damn I was hoping America was gonna split into the good bit and the trump bit but now it's gonna be half Elon half trump, all shit

Thunderbolts has given me a sliver of interest in marvel again, florence pugh is just that endearing

It's tough explaining to my daughter that mossad is probably going to assassinate Ms rachel

Wild how free speech in the US is getting arrested for saying you support Palestine but getting given half a million dollars for saying the n word, can you guys please just divvy up into the good and bad half again already

RIP pope Francis, a real one 🫗

Watch movie that I enjoy, against better judgement go look up on RT, all reviews are like "this film is bad because I went out and did errands and didn't understand the ending" and "this movie is zero stars because it's not this other movie that I like better"

Tf is all this dem bs "trump may have done insider trading" he did it on his MF website explicitly 😂 your country is cooooooooked

Isn't shorting stocks like very blatantly illegal? Like I know he doesn't care but don't other business people or investors etc get pissy about it?

My kids like Mr beast and while he definitely makes slop he does at least do stuff like this 🤷 I mean it's not ideal people are relying on the philanthropy of a YouTuber for surgery but it's objectively a Good Thing, right?

Dio was like if John Lennon could sing and not beat his wife

Increasingly a fan of the "it's all so they can short their own stocks and buy them back" theory tbh, doesn't seem to be any other reason.

Priorities

How it started // how it's going

Is hilary the end for bluesky?

So if the constitution was meaningless and not binding in any way this whole time does that mean Schwarzenegger could have been president fuck what an absolute fumble america

Haha get wrecked. Good to know at least France has a functioning justice system France's Le Pen convicted of graft, barred from running for president in 2027 www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...

i’m losing it

I never really bothered learning the deets because it was pointless, but wasn't the bengazi email thing like THE thing trump was demanding Hilary get locked up for?

It's giving neo Nazis beating up Spielberg after Schindler's list www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...

Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’ theonion.com/conserv...

Protesting is fascism now, ffs this ancient grifter needs to go

Me explaining the drake Kendrick feud to my brother in law: yeah idk drake made that shit cellphone song then tried to bang a 14 year old Millie Bobby brown and Kendrick made swimming pools which is about alcoholism (rad, based,) and also doesn't pest children on twitter