Dan Kiss
@kisskissdandan.bsky.social
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Comedy writer. Forgetting when I was born since 1926.
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Wow! I can't believe I've been peeling bananas wrong my entire life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ub...
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I can't believe I've been peeling bananas wrong my entire life
YouTube video by Dan Kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ubM1V_0v0
about 1 year ago
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Now Boxing Day is over it’s finally my favourite day of the year, Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve 1/7
about 1 year ago
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Christy Coysh
17 days ago
I’m sorry to tell you this Christmas has been an eventful one 🤷🏼♂️. Enjoy the saga!
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Cameron Loxdale
about 1 year ago
The four wise men gave Jesus gold, frankincense, myrrh and nickel but Jesus gave the nickelback and that guy never made it as a wise man
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I like to challenge my children intellectually, that’s why this year our Elf on the Shelf is performing Arthur Miller’s Death of a Salesman
28 days ago
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My Nan struggled all her life with an extra arm and the uncontrollable ability to turn into a cow wearing armour. Thankfully, it’ll be a piece of piss bringing her back with AI
29 days ago
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Glenn Moore
30 days ago
Did you know I have a gaming podcast? Did you know it’s out every Thursday and there’s a new episode out today? Did you know it’s called Button Boys? I mean sorry do you know fucking anything?
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I stopped believing in Father Christmas the day I saw him arrive at the grotto in a Fiat Panda
about 1 month ago
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Cameron Loxdale
about 1 month ago
Still thinking about them.
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Knocking doors with a live rabbit in my hat thinking this could be the year
2 months ago
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Cameron Loxdale
2 months ago
Christy has just put out his Halloween video for patrons and it's finally made me understand what 'spooktacular' means. You can sign up for a bunch of rewards here if you like:
www.patreon.com/cw/christyco...
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Time to stop making stupid jokes and try being more open and honest. Hopefully, I can give a bit of an insight into what it’s like being a dad, a husband and the fastest man who ever lived.
3 months ago
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Tim Onion
3 months ago
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
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Ruin a posh family meal out by describing every mouthful as better than sex
3 months ago
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Cameron Loxdale
3 months ago
Pretty spicy episode from Aberystwyth this week, some jokes that I thought were just for the room made the edit, we simply love to hear it 🌶️🌶️🌶️
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What Just Happened? - Series 3 - with Anna Thomas, Ignacio Lopez, Mel Owen and Kiri Pritchard-McLean - BBC Sounds
Robin Morgan, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and guests take a look back at the week's news.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002k1vr
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Christy Coysh
3 months ago
This is why you never outsource your videos to my Uncle Kev.
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Anna Thomas
3 months ago
Had such a lovely time being on the panel for the radio show ‘What Just Happened’ in Aberystwyth last night! If you’d like to give it a listen, it’s available now via BBC Sounds. Gather thy ears! 📻🦡
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Cameron Loxdale
3 months ago
Christy is one of the funniest people on the planet. If you've ever liked one of his videos you can now support him at Diet, Full Fat or Mexican tier. You'll also be supporting me - we've been writing together for years and we're psyched for the silly plans ahead.
www.patreon.com/cw/christyco...
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Christy Coysh
4 months ago
It’s about to kick off, big time!
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When you’re trying to convince the other wolves not to eat Mowgli
4 months ago
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Reporting all these Vinted items to the police as they’re clearly being held hostage
4 months ago
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For anyone who doesn’t get the emergency alert at 3 today, don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal, you’re just not worth saving.
4 months ago
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Finally found my wrestling name
4 months ago
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Gareth Gwynn
5 months ago
(VERY hastily designed) Flyer Reveal! Obviously I'd love to give you all one in person, but time is of the essence and logistics may not allow - so please print off and fling in a bin at your earliest convenience. And then come along! Cyril (WIP) 4pm, 20-24 August, Hotel Indigo York Place (PWYW)
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Reading about the author of ‘The Metamorphosis’ applying for an honorific title. What a bureaucratic nightmare! Honestly, it’s Kafka Esq.
5 months ago
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I’m not *constantly* picking out of the fridge, I’m microdosing ham
5 months ago
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I love the taste of original. I put it on everything I eat. And if I’m feeling fancy I’ll treat myself to some sea original.
5 months ago
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Beyoncé: This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em, so lay your cards down, down, down, down Me: for the hundredth time, Beyoncé, I’ve played Happy Families before
5 months ago
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I was today years old when I realised I don’t know how to say my age
5 months ago
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Never call your actions a failure, call it getting Wordle in 7
5 months ago
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Me: *walking through rain* the met office app says it’s dry now
6 months ago
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*Ice Cream names marketing meeting* Exec 1: Mr Caney? Mr Flogy? Mr Lashy? Exec 2: I think we’re close, keep going
6 months ago
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Cameron Loxdale
6 months ago
🎉 Every episode of Kat Sadler's Screen Time is now on BBC Sounds 🎉🥤🤳📱🔥 📵📲 📻
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BBC Sounds - Kat Sadler's Screen Time - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Kat Sadler's Screen Time on BBC Sounds.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m001f50w
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Father: take a leaf out of my book Son: what’s that supposed to teach me? Father: I have shit bookmarks
6 months ago
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Have a laugh with your local police helicopter every time they fly over by frantically burying suspicious looking black bags in the garden
6 months ago
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This is exactly how to make me sit on a wobbly table. Well played.
6 months ago
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I hope they provide training
6 months ago
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Does the shadow of a bus still count as bus? Please - I’ve spent 35 minutes on this Captcha, I just want to buy socks
6 months ago
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Cameron Loxdale
6 months ago
🎉🥤 Kat Sadler's Screen Time is back on Radio 4 🥤🎉 Tonight at 11pm and then on BBC Sounds Just look at the names in that cast, are you actually kidding me?? All produced by the brilliant
@gwynrhysdavies.bsky.social
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The Guardian
6 months ago
Such Brave Girls season two review – this Bafta-winning comedy is startlingly brilliant
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Such Brave Girls season two review – this Bafta-winning comedy is startlingly brilliant
The return of this twisted tale of two troubled sisters and their mum is yet more scary, lairy and perfectly portioned comedy. It is knockout TV
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/jul/03/such-brave-girls-season-two-review-bbc-three?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1751585091
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Cameron Loxdale
6 months ago
🎉 Such Brave Girls is back! 🎉 Kat has done an INCREDIBLE job on series 2, can't wait for people to see this. Amazing writing and blisteringly funny performances from everyone involved. I was lucky enough to be script editor and had the time of my life 🎉 🎉 🎉
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Such Brave Girls
Crashing through life armed with massive egos, poor judgement and misplaced love, this totally tragic family tries to patch things up. BAFTA-winning chaotic comedy from Kat Sadler.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p0gqd7m8/such-brave-girls?seriesId=p0gqd7m8-structural-2-m002f5sj
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It’s so hot I might have to take my balaclava off
6 months ago
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ATTENTION CELEBRITIES WITH LUCRATIVE KIDS BOOK DEALS! You may purchase any of these titles for £100: -The Dog That Couldn’t Jog -The Giraffe That Wasn’t A Laugh -The Turtle Who Couldn’t Wordle -The Mule That Can’t Live Near A School
7 months ago
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Anna Thomas
7 months ago
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Radio Wales - Kiri's Comedy Club, Gulls by Anna Thomas
The brand new sitcom from BBC New Comedy Award winner 2021, Anna Thomas.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002c877
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Anna Thomas
7 months ago
🦅♥️
#burryport
#wales
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Christy Coysh
7 months ago
Getting older is a gift 💝
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captain bleach
7 months ago
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
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captain bleach
about 2 years ago
getting my spec script out there by driving around real slow and connecting to people's printers
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Benjamin Partridge
7 months ago
Join me on a journey to find the site of the first ever Magnum:
youtu.be/wiGaarltn38
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Finding The Site Of The First Ever Magnum
YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge
https://youtu.be/wiGaarltn38
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Long time listener, first time caught crouching by your letterbox
7 months ago
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I feel the time has come to humbly accept that I do not have a self cleaning anus.
8 months ago
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