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was gonna catch up on the baseball but since I fell asleep with the game on and woke up to the game still being on 6hrs later I'm probably good
about 13 hours ago
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the irreducible
1 day ago
You pass the
#Labubu
#Cybertruck
! Roll for psychic damage.
#Portland
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5 days ago
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this situation is so fucked up..... I have the perfect smiling friends reaction gif for this hold on one sec
5 days ago
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they started selling modelo in the UK but it's like £8 for 4 bottles. my ass is going to go bankrupt on this, Modelo Monday
5 days ago
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lauren
8 days ago
this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"
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Iron Chef Bot
10 days ago
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Supper Mario Broth
12 days ago
Early concept art for the Super Mario Bros. Super Show suggesting the cartoon was planned to have animated public service announcements. While Captain Lou Albano did a similar PSA wearing a Mario hat ("if you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die"), that one was live-action.
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I think if I led a horse to water I could probably make it drink........
12 days ago
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yeah me too
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12 days ago
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I hear if the Seattle mariners don't make the world series they're going to kill Mario
13 days ago
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they wouldn't release a game that has cloister of trials in it in 2025.......... because of woke of course
14 days ago
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The Louvre of Bluesky
14 days ago
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watching hockey, I think if the home team is losing the organist should have to play in minor until they start winning again
15 days ago
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i hauve met the big duck.....
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16 days ago
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old roadside pics
16 days ago
long island duck, long island, new york, [between 1972 and 2008]
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huge geoguessr enjoyer. love seeing places like this
17 days ago
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chef fucks up in tokyo: gets banned
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19 days ago
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We stay winning
#healthyboy
#healthiswealth
22 days ago
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more like game piss
27 days ago
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been feeling like shit for like a week now, have been playing EDF to help (it has not been helping)
28 days ago
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pretty
#weird
that last year, 7 days after getting back from visiting my fiancé the mets got eliminated. This year, 7 days after getting back the mets were eliminated. in conclusion? the mets aren't good at baseball it seems
about 1 month ago
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lammy went to hell when she died
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about 1 month ago
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If I were a hockey goalie I would simply eat the puck
about 1 month ago
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back at work today after like 2 weeks. This shit sucks!! I hate computers and sending emails!!!
about 1 month ago
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me, after taking my family to a Mets game and seeing the mets lose in the most mets fashion: yeah if they'd just kept Díaz on for the 11th inning they'd have won My entire family: shut the fuck up poindexter
about 1 month ago
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who did it better???
about 1 month ago
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- FOUL BEAST FELLED -
about 1 month ago
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"fart"
about 1 month ago
"Revolutionising the way you think about chicken" mother fucker you have no clue how I think about chicken. You are not remotely in the same ballpark as my chicken thoughts. Fuck you
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I don't think Nintendo should've made another Tomodachi Life game cause one time I made a joke on twitter about how Tomodachi Life was actually the 2nd game and a bunch of self serious nintendo fans told me to kill myself
about 2 months ago
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stop saying "rip bozo" cause one day bozo the clown is actually going to die and no one will believe it
about 2 months ago
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Aura farming? No, I'm just farming
#crops
about 2 months ago
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Watched Super Mario Bros (1993) recently. not much to say about it but they made Luigi wear a mets cap at the end for some reason
about 2 months ago
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wait i'm golf????
about 2 months ago
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eating a delicious AI generated slop meal from Goofy's Takeaway
about 2 months ago
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who else eating a rolex at mr chips?
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about 2 months ago
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Refusing to send emails because Outlook's framerate is too low
about 2 months ago
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i'd go on iron chef. i'd make pizza rolls, but the twist is they're deconstructed and served in a shot glass. the judges would go absolutely ape shit and id be crowned the kitchen king yet again
about 2 months ago
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I still think about this on a weekly basis
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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Keep your eyes open for me at the next big speed running event. Going to be playing Mario 64. I've had a run since 2007 that I think I'm finally gonna dip back into and finish, please look forward to it!
about 2 months ago
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the fuck is chicken ticket masala
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about 2 months ago
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forgot to post about it at the time but I saw this in tesco over the weekend and I'm still pissed off about it
2 months ago
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tthey should do a yakuza game set in new jersey
2 months ago
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bort
2 months ago
rise and shine!!!
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hate getting McDonald's emails cause it's always shit like "you can buy 9 nuggets" like yeah I know dipshit, hit me up when the fucking big tasty is back
2 months ago
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while in a "slightly refreshed" state in amsterdam last week I got the urge to play/finish let it die again
2 months ago
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Health potion
2 months ago
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Iron Chef Bot
2 months ago
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have been engaged for one month today! thank you to my beautiful fiancé who let me take her to a Mets game the following day (sorry)
2 months ago
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