was gonna catch up on the baseball but since I fell asleep with the game on and woke up to the game still being on 6hrs later I'm probably good

You pass the #Labubu #Cybertruck! Roll for psychic damage. #Portland

YESSIR

this situation is so fucked up..... I have the perfect smiling friends reaction gif for this hold on one sec

they started selling modelo in the UK but it's like £8 for 4 bottles. my ass is going to go bankrupt on this, Modelo Monday

this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"

Early concept art for the Super Mario Bros. Super Show suggesting the cartoon was planned to have animated public service announcements. While Captain Lou Albano did a similar PSA wearing a Mario hat ("if you do drugs, you go to Hell before you die"), that one was live-action.

I think if I led a horse to water I could probably make it drink........

yeah me too

I hear if the Seattle mariners don't make the world series they're going to kill Mario

they wouldn't release a game that has cloister of trials in it in 2025.......... because of woke of course

watching hockey, I think if the home team is losing the organist should have to play in minor until they start winning again

i hauve met the big duck.....

long island duck, long island, new york, [between 1972 and 2008]

huge geoguessr enjoyer. love seeing places like this

chef fucks up in tokyo: gets banned

We stay winning #healthyboy #healthiswealth

more like game piss

been feeling like shit for like a week now, have been playing EDF to help (it has not been helping)

pretty #weird that last year, 7 days after getting back from visiting my fiancé the mets got eliminated. This year, 7 days after getting back the mets were eliminated. in conclusion? the mets aren't good at baseball it seems

lammy went to hell when she died

If I were a hockey goalie I would simply eat the puck

back at work today after like 2 weeks. This shit sucks!! I hate computers and sending emails!!!

me, after taking my family to a Mets game and seeing the mets lose in the most mets fashion: yeah if they'd just kept Díaz on for the 11th inning they'd have won My entire family: shut the fuck up poindexter

who did it better???

- FOUL BEAST FELLED -

"Revolutionising the way you think about chicken" mother fucker you have no clue how I think about chicken. You are not remotely in the same ballpark as my chicken thoughts. Fuck you

I don't think Nintendo should've made another Tomodachi Life game cause one time I made a joke on twitter about how Tomodachi Life was actually the 2nd game and a bunch of self serious nintendo fans told me to kill myself

stop saying "rip bozo" cause one day bozo the clown is actually going to die and no one will believe it

Aura farming? No, I'm just farming #crops

Watched Super Mario Bros (1993) recently. not much to say about it but they made Luigi wear a mets cap at the end for some reason

wait i'm golf????

eating a delicious AI generated slop meal from Goofy's Takeaway

who else eating a rolex at mr chips?

Refusing to send emails because Outlook's framerate is too low

i'd go on iron chef. i'd make pizza rolls, but the twist is they're deconstructed and served in a shot glass. the judges would go absolutely ape shit and id be crowned the kitchen king yet again

I still think about this on a weekly basis

Keep your eyes open for me at the next big speed running event. Going to be playing Mario 64. I've had a run since 2007 that I think I'm finally gonna dip back into and finish, please look forward to it!

the fuck is chicken ticket masala

forgot to post about it at the time but I saw this in tesco over the weekend and I'm still pissed off about it

tthey should do a yakuza game set in new jersey

rise and shine!!!

hate getting McDonald's emails cause it's always shit like "you can buy 9 nuggets" like yeah I know dipshit, hit me up when the fucking big tasty is back

while in a "slightly refreshed" state in amsterdam last week I got the urge to play/finish let it die again

Health potion

have been engaged for one month today! thank you to my beautiful fiancé who let me take her to a Mets game the following day (sorry)