Shower thoughts: Is Winnie the Pooh wearing a crop top?

My mom just sent me a package with some of my old stuff that got left behind when I moved out. I drew this when I was like 15.

Copy paste this the next time someone comes in your story’s comments with complaints. Or stick to the ever popular “Begone Satan! You have no power here.” And then block them.

i hear it outside my window when the air grows cold—howling, hungry, lost, and alone. you warned me not to, but my resolve wore thin; it followed me home, and i let it in.

@foolinthemoon.bsky.social is influencing me again

Remember that old meme that went around 2 years ago? I always wanted to do it with Rude and Anya from SpyxFamily.

the taste of red vermouth characters: Veld cw: grief, character death archiveofourown.org/works/83018411 #FF7

My Dr prescribed me the gentlest muscle relaxer possible and it still kicked my ass.

astragenesis | 2.2k, E | kurasefi the weird, heady, astrophysics-inspired vaguely poetic smut (there be wound fingering)

The best hands and arms i've probably ever done, and i'm probably gonna trash the entire piece cause i can't get the angle/proportions right. Sad, so have hands at least.

I've been having a bad time and feeling really unsupported in my life, so I wrote a short, really self-indulgent fic about my two favorite character to make myself feel better (which it did!) I may write a second chapter with the H/C roles reversed. archiveofourown.org/works/82911296

When it makes you choose your favorite in the OTP. 😩

Director Scarlet 💋 *Was almost sure this idea was gonna be too much for me, but I guess I really just like the Madam Director :) Got an idea from Yoji Shinkawa’s pieces #ff7 #finalfantasy #fanart #Scarlet

I've been watching my nephew for an hour and I'm already ready for a nap.

🤲

I am still super busy, but have this cute Rude for #WIPWednesday (I am actually really pleased with how he came out)

The writers urge to leave it open ended on purpose vs the shipper in you that demands a satisfying happy ending.

and no I did not forget about old man Veld in Leon’s re9 fit

There's an AU I like to work on when I'm sad cause that means I can make Rude suffer from everyday struggles, and I like to think about the first time Rude sees Reno sitting in the principal's office cause their kids (Kyrie & Yuffie) can't stop fighting each other. Anyway, Mechanic Reno.

I don’t care how it’s accomplished, but I need cheese sauce in my mouth or I will throw a fit the size of which has only been witnessed before by the parents of Veruca Salt (not the band)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Day dreaming about mechanic Reno with a mullet and in this:

AU where Hojo, Lucrecia and Vincent all become guinea pigs 🐹 #FFVII #FF7 #LucreciaCrescent #VincentValentine #Hojo #art #fanart #guineapig

how's that working out again

Self realization: I only understand cute aggression when it comes to Sephiroth. Hmmm. 🤔

Three of my faves in one room with their dicks out?

archiveofourown.org/works/82528181 this is basically crack fic

Thankfully I have a commission by @annehwong.bsky.social about an outfit swap #manta_commissions #rudereno (there's no wig swap sorry 😆)

Oh my god, please, please, PLEASE check out this hilarious crack fic submitted for #sefkuracrack2026! I was left speechless. But it made my day! Pimpleroth has his way with Cloud… archiveofourown.org/works/82475451

Would you still love short-haired Reno?

Stripper!Reno now lives rent-free in your head as well. You're welcome! 🦄

The Turks being infamous enough that parents lit make them cautionnary tales monsters for their children is an interesting reveal from TKAA. Like they're truely a part of Midgar's culture in a way, representation of the reaper.

Wait hear me out: Rude was a hitman who's bosses double crossed him. After weighing his options, he lets himself be arrested and put in a maximum security prison, to avoid being killed. He basically runs the place--he's the biggest guy there, and he speaks softly and carries a big d- er, stick.

Feeling sad today, ready to delete my entire account knowing full well that it’s just the

Sephiroth? Septhiroth. playing around with some different brushes, trying some different things

The desire to share snippets of the smut I'm writing to squee with people (unstoppable force) meets the desire to keep it a surprise until it's actually done (immovable object).

I don't know if this is going to end up going anywhere, but words have been written on this WIP Wednesday

I’m sure you’ve been dying to read: Exhausted Seph and semi-predatory Cloud, inspired by semi-real events! #sefikuracrack2026 #sefikura #crack archiveofourown.org/works/82295281

so if I told you @foolinthemoon.bsky.social inspired me to write a little story I'm probably gonna call Jerk Bros: Advent Children what do you think it'd be about 🤔😏

Someone go to my neurologist appointment for me, and if you can’t do that, at least fill out my pre-registration. My executive dysfunction is in high gear today.

New detail I noticed while rereading the Shinra chapter in On The Way to A Smile: It mentions Reno and Rude “flirting with some folks in other divisions.” Not “women.” “Folks.” It very deliberately did not gender the people they flirt with, leaving it open to interpretation.

Ok wait, Highschool AU, where Rude is the super shy, super quiet, super smart, but super weird kid--so weird, in fact, that he doesn't seem to understand that people are making fun of him when they ask him about his 'boyfriend who lives in Midgar'.

Pretty sure if I saw Rude in a pair of jeans I would need to change mine.

In honor of tomorrow, give me your headcanons about April Fool’s pranks that the Turks have planned/pulled. Can involve anyone (including outside the department) - I just wanna know what everyone thinks :3

Spent all day watching ms marple. Please do not expect to watch a whodunnit without me pausing 75 times to rehash the clues we’ve been given so far. This gif will literally be me.

yeah i know i'm late, but #TurkWeek day 7 - break room/free day emma & freyra lesbianism archiveofourown.org/works/82159771

Here is the full series of vignettes I wrote for Turk Week. Feel free to suggest which one(s) I should expand on. 😏 #turkweek #shinrafuckers archiveofourown.org/series/5890566

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.