I love the idea of, early in their partnership, Reno and Rude accidentally sabotaging each other because they a) they don't fully know each other's capabilities and b) because they /care/.

No it's not fandom related but I made these mini (vegan)bShepherd's pies and I'm super proud of myself 🥰

Had an idea to write a dialogue-only fic of phone calls between Rd and Rn during the off screen portions of the game. Probably call it 'Wiretaps'. Not sure if it would get any readers tho. 🤔

How cool would it have been if, the first time Cloud tells the Nibelheim story in Kalm, Tifa just ... blew up at him. Like: "Who told you this?" "/Told me/? I was /there/." "NO, you weren't THERE. You NEVER came back. I NEEDED you and YOU. WEREN'T. THERE. So /who told you/?"

I am overcome by the need to write a super dark Tifa that goes full psycho after Nibelheim but I worry it would just come off as super OOC ...

Going down?

Non-Turks things I'm interested to see in Revelations: - Lucrecia - Everything to do with Cid/Rocket Town - Zack/timeline stuff (I'm not a huge fan of this in general, but I'm interested in how it ties into the ending) -LET US BREED CHOCOBOS

Let's think some fun Turks thoughts. What's Rude's least favorite/most hated nickname/pet name Reno has for him? What habit of Rude's does Reno find the most annoying? (You can ask other questions if you want 😁)

Happy belated birthday @foolinthemoon.bsky.social , here's the Lovers-to-Enemies-to-Lovers RdRn snippet you ordered! archiveofourown.org/works/86141831

Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a narcissist and assume I'm perfect and everyone else is the problem, instead of my usual response which is generally "What is wrong with me?" 😭

Happy Pride! If I had to peg someone in FF7 as ace, it's Cid. ... if I just had to peg someone in FF7 tho it's Reno

Gonna try to work on the model AU today. Who's better as an spa aesthetician, Yuffie or Barret? 🤔 It can't be Vincent, he's the Cid the photographer's hair & makeup guy 😁

Cloud is going to yeet that fat-ass fish back into the ocean so fucking hard. #mermay #cloudroche

Okay wait hear me out. Dom Madame M/sub Rude After a long hard day of punching things, Rude goes down to sector 5 to get a much needed hand massage ... but Madam M immediately clocks what he /really/ needs and offers him some of their off the menu services ...

I may not get periods anymore but alas, I still get hit by the Hormone Hex 😭😭😭😭

When my Mum is telling me the same story I've heard literally 50 times before but I'm not allowed to say I've heard it before and have to pretend it's interesting new information.

Happy WIP Wednesday, here's a section from a thing I was working on yonks ago, 'Children's Games' where every section is themed after a kid's game.

Suddenly I just really want Reno sitting cradled in Rude's lap, chest to chest, Rude's arms around his back, not kissing but mouths just inches apart. Possibly while Reno is choking him. Look I'm complicated.

Iconic.

QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon! (Wrong answers only)

So what do you think would have happened if the Turks had found Zack and Cloud--or just Cloud--instead of the military, at the end of Crisis Core? 🤔 It seems unlikely, due to Cissnei and Tseng, they would have brought him in to Hojo. So then ... what?

Alright I tried! Tiger Rufus and Corvid Tseng from @fallen-arazil.bsky.social fic: archiveofourown.org/works/84628231 (an FF7 version of Beauty and the Beast featuring Reno/Rude) I'm no Don Bluth that's for sure 😅 but it was fun! Thank you for the request!

Since writing that Beauty and the Beast crack I've been consumed by an idea for a Cinderella!Cloud AU, but the clearest idea I have is Rude and Reno are the stepbrothers (and are also stepbrothers to each other) and the entire things is just a bunch of stepsibling porn tropes.

I'm not like a regular old lady I'm like a cool purple haired old lady

Reposting because it didn't get much visibility and I was so happy with it 😭 Beauty and the Beast: Reno is unhappy with the his life in the tiny town of Midgar ... Specifically with all the sub-par cock. #shinrafuckers

Look at these tiny notebooks! My life is complete. 🥰

FINE, twist my arm ... Snude and Sneno

I suddenly had the thought that if Reno really was from the slums, he was a PICK ME. Seriously, if Reno was a poor kid from the slums, then he embraced corporate/wealth dominance and oppression and immersed himself in it. He's a /sell-out/ and that's probably how the ppl he knew b4 would see him.

If cozy games exist in FF7 I feel like Reno secretly has a Moogle Island game he's been playing for ten generations of moogles and 80% of them are named after Rude--mostly the girls. He only maintains genetic diversity by occasionally swapping islanders with Elena.

I tied to take this quiz and gave up because the questions had too many options. Who does that make me? 😅

I discovered the liquify tool, and I did what anyone would have.

So aside from who you like as a character, who's your favorite character to control in battles in FF7R, just for mechanics? I LOVE Tifa, she's fast, she builds ATB super quick while pummeling, her unique ability(s) are killer (although I wish she had some more AOE stuff) and for me, she's just FUN.

Bonus: Snaerith

Folks I can do this all day.

Y'all have been encouraging this shit. You really have no one to blame but yourselves.

Hear me out: Taming of the Shrew/10 Thing I Hate About You RnRd? But I feel like Rude would definitely be Katherina, not Reno. (obviously without the abusive/Stockholm syndrome aspects) Or other Shakespeare Turks? Thought?

Tfw one of your most helpful, responsive coworkers gets let go for failing a drug screen.

Occurred to me I should make this a template for y'all so you're welcome.

I feel like making some shitty photoshops, any ideas/requests/fever dreams?

can't forget the obligatory mother's day post

Copperhead ⚡️Chapter Nine: Second Chances ⚡️RudeReno, RuTseng | rated E | strip club au the last chapter, wow i’m emotional. i really hope you guys enjoy it 🥹💜 archiveofourown.org/works/625660...

Hey remember that Beauty and the Beast crackfic I was talking about yonks ago? Yeah I just finished it in a day and a half. Have fun! archiveofourown.org/works/84628231

The weird urge I have to create fics almost entirely about sex but not include any actual sex.

i forgot about this little reno wip i gotta finish, could you tell i had shin from nana on the brain?

Odd writing question--in a monster/beast fic, is it appropriate to start by referring to the monster character with 'it' pronouns and only transition to 'he' once the POV character gains understanding of them, or is that weird? Should it just be 'he' from the start? (yes I am this pedantic)

It's really ironic how taxing on my mental health trying to fill my mental health medications has been.

If the Turks were turned into animals by a curse what do you think they would be? Tseng: Raven? Rufus: White tiger? Leopard? Rude: Wolf? Reno: Weasel/stoat/mink (I'm confident on this one) Elena: Lynx? Koala? Honey Badger? (something cute but deadly)

So I'm 41 and I'm doing a pole dancing class today with another friend in her 40s and honestly stuff like this is one of the few great things about being a millennial.

Ugh okay I can't resist anymore! Ch 2 of the Memories rewrite! This is completely new material, that relates events alluded to in the original version in ... well, let's say in more detail. 😉 Once again, huge thanks to @foolinthemoon.bsky.social for reviewing! archiveofourown.org/works/841520...