I just had someone send me one of my own TikTok's because I was out of cosplay in it. 💀🤣 "It's meee! Jessica! I'm in heeeere!" ass moment lmao

RenoxTifa Valentines from last year ~

I need to stop putting my glasses on my head. That's exactly how they get so dirty 😭

Sitcoms where the four mains are replaced by the Turks

Ever crisis’s new Cid chef gear is so funny I’m calling it Cid Ramsay #FF7EC #Cidhighwind

I’ve got some b-grade Tseng stickers up for sale on our site finally! flamematescreative.com They are cheaper than the original but still amazing vinyl quality. We just weren’t expecting the white borders on it 😭 #tsengoftheturks #ffvii #ff7 #finalfantasyvii

"We have spared that person of a guilty conscience. Perhaps, that will ease yours." "Yeah...nope."

I had to wait to share this on here until most of us were awake (okay, I didn't completely wait. I did have to share with Deme first, hehe,) but: Pharaoh Rude Pharaoh's femboy concubine Reno. You all have a great day, now!

Just admitted on TikTok I don't ship Cloud with anyone. Am I gonna get canceled? Lmao

Do I have to go to work today? 😭 I don't think I can fake smile for much longer. I want to gremlin.

Couple more days to grab your print before cutoff! I'd prefer you got your order in by the end of the night on Valentines day, just so I can make sure I have plenty of stock :)

Me, when the character has a nose bump :3

I ate a whole log of goat cheese. Nobody look at me.

What are your pronouns so I can thirst after you correctly? 😩

Heheh [CONSUME]

“How are you? I wish I knew where you were. It’s already been four years now. This is the eighty-ninth letter that I’ve sent to you, but I don’t even know where to send them anymore. I really hope that… this final letter that I’m writing gets to you.” #zerith

"Would you like to eat 10 oranges?" "What? No???" "What if we made them smaller?" "Hell yeah, sign me the fuck up!"

once more.

Stop telling the bar tender "surprise me." Water. You're getting fuckin water.

For Tseng's sense of humor, all I can think of is that one post where someone said BIll Murray took a fry from their tray, ate it, looked at them, and said "no one will ever believe you," and just fucked off. Yeah. I think he does things like that, because he's right. No one will ever believe you.

I like to think of Rude's sense of humor like, teaching Reno words in Spanish, but purposely giving him the wrong meaning. He got a real kick out of it when Reno busted into Tseng's office all proud and confident and greeted him with "¡Buenas tardes, huevón!"

"When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees. I wanna take you there..." #shinrafuckers #renooftheturks #renocosplay

americans i am begging you, pleading you, to speak out against the treatment of cuba by the us government, they are at risk of a genocide if they do not get fuel, and are definetly gonna be at risk of a us invasion please, they are our brothers

Gotta get through work this week and then I can start getting pics done for my Fansly

Was trying to film, but Lulu had other ideas 🥰

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

(Flicker/strobe warning.) Was feeling some kind of way last night and had to do something about it.

Such a fuckin whore. #shinrafuckers #renoofthrturks #renocosplay

GAGAAAAA 😫😫😫 Motherrrrr!!!!!

Am I really planning on making a 2 minute long Tifa/Reno video to Pompeii? Yup. 💀

Anyway, here's Tifa being SO CUTE! Plus, I fucking love this song. And yes, I had to make it "early 2000's millennium album/MySpace pfp blue" lmao

Ooooooo you want one! You want one SO BAD!

NEXT AUTOGRAPH STREAM IS February 15 11:00 AM Pacific Time ! It's gonna be a SPECIAL Valentines stream where I sign autographs for y'all and THEN I'll be ranking your fictional crushes! AND we have THREE BRAND NEW PRINTS by @lunarwolly.bsky.social and @toyboxtoonz.bsky.social ! Links below!

Oop, I did it

*climbs to the highest point* *Takes deep breath* 🗣️ AERTI ANGST!!!!!!!! #aerith #tifa #aerti

Of course I gotta post for Aerith day. Sorry the sound is delayed. For some reason it delays when I save from my TT 🫠

What wine pairs with hot Cheetos?

UM-?! APPARENTLY artists on Spotify can SEE the names of playlists we add their songs to?! OH GOD- I have to leave the planet.

Hey, so, remember that the whole "trial and error" process included errors. It's okay. Don't beat yourself up over it.

"Nobody wants to work anymore." Nobody wants to *be exploited* anymore.

Me, thinking "damn, I should really eat a vegetable today," forgetting that I had a whole salad for lunch. That's a whole bowl of vegetables!

Adult crash out: If I am paying my bills online, it shouldn't fucking matter what time I'm paying. If I'm paying the day it's due, before midnight, it should NOT count at late!

Haha, you're funny, random internet person. You're mine, now.

Hehehehee I got my first con badges paid and time off work submitted. Kicking my little feets so much right now!!! One month away!

"you block people over politics?" buddy I block people if they don't like tseng

being a harry potter fan in 2026 is fucking embarrassing, I'm not even sorry to say

As an aroace, I feel this lol. There are two wolves inside me; one loves my ships, the other insists that they're not less meaningful as platonic relationships.