I'm cool I'm chill everything is fine my keyboard sounds really good everything is fine

I will never forgive AI for destroying one of my favorite emoji/symbols the humble sparkle

My poor mom is chronically late and it makes everything so much harder for herself

my heart is horny but my body is not

every assassination attempt on the prez's life has been fake as fuck.

holy shit yes. the amount of weird strangers who come into really personal posts that we can't lock down is too damn high

I want to make a strawpage for letting ppl ask me stuff but it'll only end in two ways, a) no one using it and me dying of unpopularity or b) someone using it and exposing me as a hater

Pokémon! This species is native only to Madagascar and is famous for its incredible camouflage, perfectly mimicking dead leaves to hide from predators. IG: reptilesupershow Satanic leaf-tailed gecko

I cannot explain enough how much I do not want this. Wtaf? Those bbb stock conspiracy people have gone too far 🤣

Jury duty selection looks ever closer

When you forget you're subscribed to a random ass fic and you get updates for it like oh not what I really wanted this morning but I'll keep it in mind I guess lol

I don't like it when people take reference pics of women and draw the characters super skinny, much skinnier than the already thin reference but I just saw someone do it with a male pic and I just straight up laughed. yes. skinnier waist, sephiroth, you bottom slut

The people around me better not water their lawns

my heart melts a little every time a character wears a pentagram necklace. aww.

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the way frank castle fanboys over bucky in rivals... I know he'd bend over for bucky. I know he would

my favorite thing is people glazing twilight princess

#shinrafuckers #Reno Reno the Mechanic from my Dad's Au (one day it will be written D: until then, it lives in my head and my docs rent free.)

someone bookmarked my emo post this morning so I deleted it all 🤷‍♀️

I think I'm hating the use of "slop" to describe anything that isn't ai

After an extremely fraught morning and afternoon, I check the mail and receive a letter about a retirement account I had no idea was still open So I'm about to get some Free Money. Thank you, Lilith, for watching out over my emo ass.

Me and my kid visited the Museum of Home. I saw something that felt like a true attack. It was a scene from a home in 2005. Me and another mom with teens stood there as our kids asked, "you had this?" We were grateful.

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[bluesky users] god this site is so annoying [someone on twitter] bluesky is so annoying [bluesky users] how DARE you, just leave us alone in our beautiful garden

my man gets no respect

someone suggested running the PvE mission in Rivals solo during Extreme and I was finally able to beat it without the weight of my terrible co-players who keep picking the punisher. he's bad in this mode! pick thor you plebs!

thinking about how Rude seems really uptight and polite and keeps his distance from everyone in the office, barely shakes hands except for with Reno, who he's always leaning on, putting his hands on his shoulders or back, standing close to him, leaning over his chair

just saw some guy with an anime girl pfp say "females can't be autistic" and it was just chef's kiss

Husband got a very nice printer for his art but also printed out some of my commissions out on canvas paper .. it looks really good

#Nikaiman 💚 It's time to remind that #dorohedoro is my top 1 manga

#zukka #atla #nsfwart When your husband is a bit chatty 😅 Well, I prefer my own headcanons for their adult appearance Bon appétit to everyone🙏

so what are the professions that hang dong? is it just sex work and nude modeling? 😆

what if hampter joins overwatch and dva and him become besties #overwatch

I'm so for real it hurts my feelings how much everyone hates Namor lmfao can't a man slut rule a kingdom in PEACE

It's today, today!

sometimes you wake up with a headache adn start your day off with tea and 2 ibuprofens

inside of me are two wolves: satan loving metalhead and glittery alien raver

(presses my Rude and Bucky dolls together) (realizes I can actually do that because I own play arts of bucky and rude) ............................................................. ok maybe when I clean my room this is something I can stage. (reno can watch)

(long, exasperated sigh) (flick, flick) (long, sustained bong rip)

𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 -Galadriel, Gil Galad, Eärien, Berek 𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗺 -Isildur, Arondir, Nori, Poppy, Disa, Durin, Adar, Theo 𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗷𝗮𝗶𝗹 -Elendil, Miriel, Pharazon, Cirdan, Sauron, Celebrimbor 𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝘆 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗺 -Kemen

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Berith's Springtime 👒🌷🪱 #cultofthelamb #cultofthelambfanart

Oh yeah, and I decided to start a third chapter of the camboy fic, writing has been the least stressful/most fun thing in my life rn.

there's an airforce base near here and I just. hate it when military aircraft goes over the valley