There was one that got in the house that sounded like my dead father begging for forgiveness between heaving sobs but I scooped it up in some Tupperware and released it in the yard

Twitter post I miss

not cutting this one down sorry

im normal again sorry look at this beautiful guy

They got grape pussy on sale at the Walmart

do you understand my vision

Today is International Non-Binary People's Day.

Me: For the life of me I just cant remember what sound a Thwomp makes.. The ever reliable Manhattan Cafe:

Howling Blade has t-boy swag that's why the callout for Emminent Reign is "chase"

fuck you, man

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

I think "i apologize for drinking 2 white monsters, it created a third" might be quote of the summer

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

What if the dog society version of "do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" when someone swears was "do you lick your own asshole with that tongue?"

I shouldn't play D&D high I got no idea wtf happened tonight

@giftofgreed.bsky.social commissioned me to draw the first stream I did with @vermillion-exe.bsky.social ! Thanks my guy! Was great getting to work on art for you! #VTuber #VtuberUprising #Art #DigitalArt #Cyberpunk

re-learning uni against a 200 ping vatista

@gork is this poo?

rhythym heaven if it was evil or something idk

my wife: im leaving you. our marriage is falling apart and i feel like i dont know you anymore. im taking the children, please do not call me. me, doing my dailies: give me a sec i gotta finish my dailies

does philly know about this?

the battle of two titans

Who getting the 2 pound cum pizza from brazil? Uh É o Líder!!

same image

Can I be H1? Are you ok if I play H1? Sorry I'm used to hoobie, can I have glooby spot? I'm just used to hurdygurdy, fwaba

You're not a true cinemaphile if you don't pre-game the theater by watching a movie with similar themes at home before showtime

WE'RE LIVE DEBUTING OUT NEW MODEL IN 1 HOUR!! COME JOIN IN THE CROWD CONTROL FUN HERE ON www.twitch.tv/neonturtle #Vtuber #ENVtuber #VtuberUprisings

NEW MODEL DEBUT TOMORROW BE THERE!! #Vtuber #ENVtuber #VtuberUprsing

For anyone who missed tonight's stream - we debuted one of my new PNG's! made by the amazing @tinykawaiisatan.bsky.social <3 I LOVE HER - You did such an amazing job!

her: He's probably thinking of other women. Gin and Juice (Christian version): Rollin in the pews, praising jesus, sippin on some grape juice (laid back) The bread is His body and His blood is in the wine

Watched an episode of Severance I don't get why everyone is so obsessed with belly buttons

Don't really need any other proof that JD Vance is evil if the messenger from God was killed by being even remotely in proximity of him

Dragged some mates to AUS - I DID get eaten by a croc - and we didn't get a Bunno's Snag :( Thanks for Visiting come again soon~~ @fablesinnabun.bsky.social @scuffedsnurtle.vtubers.social @medioocre.bsky.social <3 We Shared the love with @honeydori.bsky.social!!

yet another minecraft oc 💤 #minecraft #minecraftoc #sukhoiart

if 9/11 happened again they schools would have to roll in another tv with family guy funny moments on the side

らくがきぃ

This continues to be a very strong shitpost that goes hand-in-hand with the “Look Man He Helped Me Through a Very Tough Time” meme.

Read a review saying Gquuuuuux isn't good for new fans bc they use a lot of gundam terms without context... fair, but.... the FIRST Gundam shows would just say random stuff, too. And not explain what it meant until 10-20 episodes later. There was never context...

When my boyfriend and I can't decide on who's topping I just use True North

Like I said, BIG announcement today for Playstation-owning Lorn's Lure fans, and a big milestone for me as a gamedev! ⛏️🤖⛏️ Wishlist here: store.playstation.com/en-us/concep... Thanks to @feardemic.bsky.social for making this happen. .. And stay tuned for more ;) www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFFv...

Soul Link with @neonturtle.bsky.social is going exactly as expected (hilariously) It'll be every wednesday at 5PM CST!!