Greg! The Stop Sign!!

Wavefunction Collapse xkcd.com/3134/

If you like sudoku and have an Android phone, you should check out the game I made.

Worms is part of a genre of “artillery” computer games that we thought went back to the 70s, until we discovered it actually went back to the 60s. In this thread, Kevin Bunch reveals he’s unearthed long forgotten footage of the lost game that started it all.

I had a dream that schoolchildren were mocking me, but then I was like "well you're a virgin and I have a wife."

your boyfriend needs to stop using content aware fill and start being more aware of what makes you fulfilled and content

"It's time we had a talk. They taught you about sex in school, right? OK great bye."

There's a guy up on my roof with a drill (to install solar panels) and he is SO LOUD

Little known fact but when the current Judith Butler dies 15-20 days later a large group of gender studies theorists meet to elect the new one

Murderbot looks fun.

every day the CSS spec moves closer to supporting the Persona 5 menu while web design ethos moves further away from it

I saw someone criticizing a very funny poster for making jokes instead of posting about politics, and I am reminded of a favorite line from E. B. White: We should strive not for balanced books but balanced libraries

My tutor is telling us that diversity is good for teamwork. For example, he once worked with a goth.

Pretty pleased with this impulse purchase of a $15 eeny meeny waffle iron

When I first got to Melbourne I was shocked at the obvious class divide in funding for public transport & it has not changed. The leafy private school suburbs have much better & more public transport than anywhere else, while the West has almost nothing. #Vicpol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...

Note to self: do not rub eyes while eating wasabi peas.

I just watched Avatar 2: 2 Blue 2 Colonize and I gotta tell ya, that is the bluest film I ever saw

If these walls could talk, they'd say "holy shit I'm a talking wall"

Midsumma: Police can march in the pride parade, but not in uniform Police: Well then screw you we're not going to march Midsumma: ok babe whatever Almost everyone: yeah we can live with this outcome lol

My mother's quilting club call her "Kerry Complicated". Apparently I'm bringing the same energy to my hobby: for the second time in this project, I have discovered a bug in Android Chrome/Edge.

We (mostly my wife) cooked Sohla's "future brownies" recipe this week. They came out a bit like brownies, and a bit like chocolate mochi. Not bad. www.penguin.com.au/recipes/4299...

Annual reminder that Christmas wrapping paper is always improved by adding angry eyebrows to Father Christmas.

On going to bed last night, I could inexplicably smell toast. After a quick check for signs of a stroke (face arms speech), it became apparent that my neighbours had decided to start a party at 10pm, beginning the festivities by toasting bread on the barbecue in their garage.

Pitch: Dr Who lands in ancient Mesopotamia, fights monster of the week by dicking about with a delivery of copper, insults some bloke's servant and departs having assured a nervous Ea-Nasir that his customer service will be talked about for centuries

My top 10 most listened songs this year

it is exaustin being so hansome all day

Today I learnt that Anthony Bourdain was not in Interview with the Vampire.

Gladiator VS Mechagladiator The Glad and the Furious Bride of Gladiator Gladi8or The Good, the Glad and the Ugly Glad X

I decided this sudoku app I've been writing should do something fun when you win.

Writing a little puzzle game for funsies. Tried to add a couple basic accessibility features. Found and reported a bug in Chrome and Edge: high contrast mode doesn't work in Android unless you have minimised and reopened the browser.

The Scrum project management style sucks and I hate it.

soniq.com.au/au/shop/E55U... Pro: Somebody still selling an affordable "non-smart TV" in 2024? Con: It's not actually dumb - it's still a linux computer like every other TV these days - you just can't easily run Android apps on it.

Fly Me To The Moon was a fun movie.

Teacher is trying to explain SQL injection. Half the class don't understand coding, and got through the introductory Python unit by relying on ChatGPT. It's painful to watch.

Little fella doesn't want to go back to the office after his siesta

Me, an idiot: why does my mouse stop working suddenly? Why won't rebooting fix it? Me, enlightened: I haven't cleaned that mouse ball in A WHILE

This was neat - had to hack a website, as homework for cyber security class. Turns out it's REALLY easy if they have a shit password. Kali Linux comes with a tool for hacking Wordpress sites already installed.

My wife said I "listen to bands with names like Pussy Fellatio." And, well, I had to admit she was right. I have listened to Fanny, Hole, and Machine Gun Fellatio.

Today is Leap Day, the day when we celebrate the Earth magically leaping 2.5 million kilometres beyond the fascist dictates of the Julian calendar.

We watched the first episode of Netflix Avatar tonight... and it was fun. I don't know what anybody's complaining about.

Horney's (on Main St.) Clinton, IN

Conductor of the community choir: ok let's try in a different key this time Me, who doesn't know what a key is: this time I'm going to sing like a cowboy

Our staycation in the city has come to an end

This was my favourite painting we saw at the gallery today. www.ngv.vic.gov.au/triennial/ar...

If Tori Amos's song Mr Zebra was instead called Mr Octopus, she wouldn't have to pronounce it "mister zeebera" to make the word fit the tune.

Reading August Kitko and the Mechas from Space. Good book! But the title has the same rhythm as "Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars" so every time I see the cover, I get that song earwormed. One of the main characters is a glam rock guitarist, so, pretty sure that's what the author wanted.

Trying out Github Copilot. Quite disappointed that it won't let me call it "babe."

I'm the only one who was on time to the queer carers group end of year lunch... I can't eat all this lol

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