what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? I like short shorts

Rabbit! Rabbit!

Thankyou @polkafluxx.bsky.social for giving us angles 😘

It’s great fun hanging out with friends 😉 @ursagayjor.bsky.social

So from my twenty+ years of reading manga and Korean web comic, the key to being a good hero is being a master manipulator of your ‘friends’ 😅 Every single one lies too and manipulates their friends so they can a) have an easy life b) save the world. Yet they kill others for doing the same…

the heat inspired me to continue this sweaty fjord piece..

New UK drag race! Let’s hope it’s fun 😁

The local florist had some flowers on sale ( 99p a plant 😱) so decided to treat myself/ and the garden to some new vegetation. Garden is a long way off from being done but glad it’s getting at least some attention 😁

Getting a load of notifications that games on my wish list have finally gone on pre-order. I check the price of the games. Guess I have to accept I’m now to poor to be a gamer 😕

Which one to use?

Thinking about her

Ahhhhh I’m so excited! After what feels like a Millenia of waiting we are getting new Outward 2 news this week 😭😭😭 I’m so happy 😃

This song is making me want to play a bard in my next campaign 😬

Happy Fat Cock Friday from a very special type of home alone horn. FCF

Heat Wave

This is not a drill! 😱 *screams* This game was honestly one of the scariest ones I’ve ever played. I’m ready to be terrified again

Happy (floppy) Fat Cock Friday! FCF

Happy #fcf 😋

Really enjoyed this weeks alien earth! Excited to see all the other critters 😬

Afternoon fumble 😋 @polkafluxx.bsky.social

This talented one. Excuse the leg bruises from mechanical bull riding 😅 @tedtalk420.bsky.social

Just a bit of a 2am wank.

Remember pikachu? This is them now, feel old yet?

Moebius

Too cute 😬 I also need this mascot outfit

Just shit myself with the noise that just came out my phone 🤣 Emergency alerts works it seems 😆

Something I took the other day and forgot to post 😋

The most I plan to wear today

Let’s play a game of ‘ hide the sausage’ 😏

Some pictures from earlier, sharing the boyfs sock 😋

My rosemary is growing well enough now to get my homegrown dried herb collection started 😋

Precum on my hole boy 😈

New Silent Hill film next year? Please don’t be shit 🤞 Please don’t be shit 🤞

Morning bros

The new Trainline advert grates on me. Worst of all the jingle is stuck in my head 😭

Shielded away from the sun for bank holiday Monday with the need to wear colour matching fun stuff. Catching up with an old mate, playing Breath of the Wild, some old Drag Race and loaded wedges with the partner. Been a decent day.

daily art affirmations

One day I swear I’ll be able to tidy up my moustache without making a hack job of it 😅😬

☀️The boys are back in town☀️🏖️

It’s #FCF, piggies. Enjoy 🍆🤪

Getting my horror fix with Resident Evil Nemesis ( finally on ps plus yay) Let’s see how shit I am after all these years 🤣

Had a messy end 😏

Giving @polkafluxx.bsky.social the welcome home they deserve 😏😋

We had a visitor again today! Also I may have made mistake 😅 I now have a strangers cat having the zoomies in our house 😅

Some self love

Here’s a better view of my briefs 😋

Part 20 in my weekly poster series for 2025 #art #illustration