Thankyou @polkafluxx.bsky.social for giving us angles 😘

A bit of drunken puppetry and singing with a ton of cabbage and mash to satisfy a craving.

All my life, I wanted purple drapes!

It really was a great hang out 😋

What a lovely view during getting updates about Beetlejuice coming to the West End, while Ted has some Fallout time before dinner. @ursagayjor.bsky.social @tedtalk420.bsky.social

Witnessing my partner rediscover some treasure 😜 What a great evening! @tedtalk420.bsky.social @ursagayjor.bsky.social

Help! We have a slag in the house! @ursagayjor.bsky.social

@unison.org.uk has chosen to back anti-trans policy. Perhaps they should call themselves Division instead. Absolutely appalling. They should have shown solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community and abstained on this entirely, and said why. I don't want to see Unison attending any Pride next year.

💦💦💦 👅 #TWT vid to go with the pics from earlier

Awww man. Prompting me to get Ted and I to do similar pics with our new whitie tighties and socks

Which one to use?

Quote this with your best #VPL

Happy Fat Cock Friday from a very special type of home alone horn. FCF

Pretty sure this is my first contribution to #fcf It's feeling nice and plump 😈

Happy FCF with a throwback of this one servicing Ted and I 😋 Catching up next weekend 😈

One of my favourite cocks, not gonna lie.

Home alone horn continued. I asked Ted and Karl to kiss. I received. Still trying to sleep with a hard on. @tedtalk420.bsky.social @karu-of-the-funk.bsky.social

My partner staying at their good friend’s flat (with potential hanky panky on the cards), and I get a text message from the friend flashing his bum at me to look for a full moon. 😁😋

When you realise watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch has been a home-alone tradition for 20+ years. Fucking hell.

Bit hungover for the first time in a while. And naturally, hangover horn wants to see friends’ penises.

Ted didn’t go without help. I’m a lucky guy

What my fursona tastes like

One from the vault. It's not my fat cock, but what else are you gonna do on your break at work...

Happy (floppy) Fat Cock Friday! FCF

The desire for a threesome is stroooong

A very tasty man.

It’s rather motivating to get my watercolour pencils out.

Afternoon fumble 😋 @polkafluxx.bsky.social

This talented one. Excuse the leg bruises from mechanical bull riding 😅 @tedtalk420.bsky.social

Just a bit of a 2am wank.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?” Convinced myself that if I flush the toilet with the lid open, Repulsa would come out to get me.

Get your face in there 😈

Let’s all higgity at my partner

Let’s play a game of ‘ hide the sausage’ 😏

Some pictures from earlier, sharing the boyfs sock 😋

Making myself sleepy by reading about fish with teeth. I thought I turned off Google AI but there’s this one sentence that’s making me lose hope with technological intelligence based on human intelligence.

Hanging one of the rubber outfits outside of the wardrobe, simply because the smell is quite relaxing.

Socks on a cock go bounce, bounce, bounce…

There’s not enough nudes/tease content with Converse shoes and white socks 🤤

Ted bought a vape refill flavour called “Black Mamba” The smell literally sends me back to the Blue WKD, RedBull and vodka stained floors from the gay bars of Canal Street in 2005.

This documentary about a pair of ruby slippers being stolen is so stupid.

Shielded away from the sun for bank holiday Monday with the need to wear colour matching fun stuff. Catching up with an old mate, playing Breath of the Wild, some old Drag Race and loaded wedges with the partner. Been a decent day.

Shielded away from the sun for bank holiday Monday with the need to wear colour matching fun stuff. Catching up with an old mate, playing Breath of the Wild, some old Drag Race and loaded wedges with the partner. Been a decent day.

I really need to buy some whitie tighties.

Media whore. 😘

Tempted to get this for next payday 🤔 Thoughts?

Returning after being away for nearly a week seems to have this effect.

Me after trying out a mechanical bull for the first time last weekend. Cowboy legs are no joke.

You + your fave Pokémon

The desire to steal this sign and have it above my bedroom door.