I’ve just realised that my Dad doesn’t understand television and editing. Every time he watches Bargain Hunt he keeps saying to the auctioneer ‘Well if you wait a minute mate you’ll get more money” because he thinks it’s all one continuous shot with no edits. Why does that annoy me?

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness. BJ

Ah, Jesus weekend. My personal reminder to not plan any shags/trips out for the Friday through to the Monday because people everywhere.

At last, some good news! My PIP appeal was successful! Rejoice! Just had a little cry.

Can confirm that dahn Sath it is also deceptively chilly @bearden64.bsky.social My hands hurt and I’m wearing shorts. 🤦‍♂️

Well I took my tablets last night, went to bed early-ish (for me) but not stupid early and yet I’m awake. Wracking my brain for what I might be anxious about but honestly there’s nothing. Just plain old, common or garden insomnia?

Today feels like a shit news day so here’s that straight guy who I just want to bum being a prat (which makes him more desirable) on YouTube. Apologies to him if he ever finds this.

A combination of Fake Spring and the emotional turbulence of last week, plus whatever sadistic leg workout that was yesterday = me yawning at 9.40am but I’m not tired. More gym today after volunteering but at my own pace. Might use a 3lb weight during my Nemobics.

The cardinal sin of being political is being committed. Mute / Unfollow/ Don’t comment. Your choice. Carla being very clear and concise here. It’s not just about Zack.

Where to buy oven gloves that my father can’t burn holes in the first time (and subsequent times) he uses them? Or do I just go to a nuclear power plant and ask for their hazard gear? I think he puts his hand directly into the gas flames 🤷‍♂️

Gladys Knight will get me through the gym. Well, at least the bus ride TO the gym. I actually have to listen to the 23 yo gym trainer. He’s all right. We have ‘bantz’.

I’m not quite sure how it is already Monday. Apart from the Earth/Sun thing. Morning all. No (known) turds waiting for me at the end of this week. Thrilled! #MCM

Name a video game you’ve played on a cartridge.

More important than my tribunal hearing: I cleaned out the salad drawer in the fridge this morning as I put my hand in it the other day and recoiled in horror at the squidgy, wet sensation that met my dainty fingers.

Would have responded sooner re: yesterday’s PIP tribunal but I left my phone in a cafe in Brighton! Thankfully now returned to me because there are nice people out there yannow? It went well. The tribunal people were kind. I find out in the week. 🤞

Grey and tired. I figured looking unkempt might help (Well, he doesn’t LOOK ill: He’s brushed his hair!) Also there are Youths on this train. Thankfully not schoolchildren but college students nonetheless. Stop being so perky! It’s not even 6pm and an acceptable time for cocktails yet FFS!

Do I have a thing today that I am worrying about - a PIP Tribunal perhaps - and therefore I am now awake at 4am? Oh brain, at least you’re consistent I suppose. Morning all. It’s #fcf and we made it. Send your lovely dicks my way. For luck, obvs.

I’m pretty sure this would put me on some kind of spectrum (I’ve had inklings here and there, over the years) but I kinda wanted to be Bumblebee from the original Transformers. Also the bike/helicopter from Mask. Not the guy, the vehicle. 👀 Then Rogue from X-Men obvs.

Despite my DRAMAZ I made a fucking good chicken jalfrezi yesterday which I had again today with some mini naan. And - always late to the party - made my first banana bread and it was fucking lush. Had it with a scoop of clotted cream vanilla ice cream. Will take some in to where I volunteer tomoz.

Was that UK SNL thing real? *one Google search later* Oh no. I love SNL and it is very much a hit-and-miss format because sketch improv comedy is (and I hate doing improv let alone watching it) but… Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no. *sped up for TikTok*

Well I got an honest answer from my sister regarding everything that’s happened. She wants nothing to do with me. At least I know. I feel horrible now but at least I know. And that pretty much guarantees I’m going to have to solicitor up in preparation for when Mum and Dad pass.

I see the instant-repost Gaza bots are out in force today. Hi, blocking you because quite frankly I can barely deal with my own shit let alone that.

I am confused. So the £2 bus fares became £3 bus fares but the route from where I live remained at £2. For the last fortnight the ticket went up to £2.90 (inc yesterday) and today it’s £1.70 with no indication of a discount. 🤷‍♂️ And I need to apply for that bloody travel card!

No notes. 10/10 👏🏼

Further fallout from my altercation with the folks - my middle sister invited them to a Mother’s Day thing this Sunday gone and I thought nothing of it. Then it turns out my older sister and her boyfriend were there. So it was indeed a family do to which I was not invited.

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Guess what?! The shag woke up with a sore throat and general lurginess. Le sigh. I shall have to spend the evening crocheting. Again.

Hurry up tomorrow! There’s nowt on telly and I’m getting my end away tomorrow evening.

Because typing ‘Rooms to hire in London’ into Google is an unhelpful search term - any good pubs near the major stations: Vic/Euston/Kings X/Liverpool St/Waterloo that do a reasonable room hire? I still need to celebrate my 40th (it happened during lockdown 2021) before I hit 50!

Horny but I’ve got a hook up on Sunday and they deserve everything I can give them. And if I start edging now I know I will not stop.

Pockets!

Well due to a friend having to cancel dinner* the other night - her dad is in hospital and it isn’t looking good - I made a Frankenstein meal of things about to go off in the cupboard/fridge. Reader, I made a large serving of a side dish. It was nice enough but it needed yoghurt. No yoghurt obvs.

If you see this post a robot

Urk, so I’ve got my PIP tribunal coming up a week on Friday. Hello insomnia caused by anxiety. Hello to you, comfort eating, brought on by anxiety. Hi again, ratty moods, brought on by anxiety. You’re here for a reason but you will fuck off after the tribunal: No loitering.

I don’t normally repost this stuff but they are. The reason puberty blocker trials / use were rescinded? A GC doctor recused from the trials (Jacob George) for his bias early 2025 sent an 11th hour letter to Streeting. Basically with GC Ideology in its contents. Pass. It. On.

Happy #HumpDay! (It’s sexier because he’s funny… yeah, that’s definitely it)

If you see this - post an eye

The more I watch the gayer it gets. 🥳

… oh my!

I love the Internet (sometimes).

Woke up thinking about the weekend just gone. And now I have to piss. Thoughts and prayers. And yeah, it’s not #fcf. But it looked so good I needed to share it anyway.

This is… amazing!

Please everyone take a deep breath and de-clench! Yes shitty things are happening all over the place. Yes your opinion does matter and of course you may express it. But also, breathe! If I could give you all happy ending massages, know that I would. And a big kiss.

Show me your Uber driver:

Just got a Reform election leaflet through addressed to Mum and Dad. Will take it to the next Green Party meeting and we can analyse the utter shite mentioned in it!

Why has the auto moderation failed? Genuine question, I know nothing about these things.

I am hanging out of my arse this morning. But it was worth it. Hotel breakfast, probably a potter around, then whoring at the sauna. A very good weekend with a very gorgeous friend (not pictured because he isn’t on here etc).

Okay, Google searching has not yielded anything. How do I change IN-APP browser default from Safari to Google? I already have Google as my default search engine but IN APPS the default is Safari and if I’m out and about it won’t let me view anything in Safari unless I’m logged in to a network.

Where are my manners? I forgot to introduce everyone to Paul. Again, not one of ours as his interests are ‘Family, golf, travel’. Any straighter and they’d give him one of those surgical braces to reintroduce a healthy kink to the spine. But he’s got nice toys and his tattoos aren’t fash-y. 🤷‍♂️

Is she wrong tho?