Hot take: We shouldn’t listen to ‘Business’ anymore when it comes to the economy. For context, catching the news and the CBI are of course saying ‘Don’t make us pay for our own mistakes!’ And of course us evil benefits claimants who definitely caused the 2008 crash were mentioned.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle. (I like a vehicle with its own theme tune) youtu.be/sPGiZgY858c?...

Oh yay, The Night Manager - a glorified watch advert masquerading as a thriller - is returning. I have decided to fully embrace my evil cunt persona today. I’ll try to keep things amusing.

Okay I need someone to make it so that I can NEVER download Facebook ever again. Some sort of unpleasant smell every time my fingers move to it on the App Store? It’s just a gammon-filled cesspit. Throw in nuke and slam the door.

Fucking hell, a fresh infestation of flags. Why didn’t I get superpowers when I had radiotherapy so I could eye laser them away?

And today’s earworm is… youtu.be/ykDsmAqExH8?...

A movie that takes place where you’re from* *Portsmouth is an ugly, concrete city with no soul - my opinion - so I’ve opted for ‘near where I spent my formative years’. I believe Sting or someone filmed a bike ride across the Seven Sisters which is on my doorstep.

Four Christmas movies to know me by:

How I look reading your posts:

Wait, did the orange cunt suck off Bill?!? The World just gets more silly.

If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood or the firstborn children of everyone you know will perish in a tragic ball pit accident.

This three things thingy seems like the perfect opportunity for the Gays and Theys to beat themselves up. Whilst we don’t kink shame in this house, stop it! As a professional, card-carrying solo ju jitsu practitioner you are all lovely and worthy of love.

Okay, own up: Who has put “O Come All Ye Faithful” in my head?

What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?

Share a Christmas movie 🎅🏻 youtu.be/lRUzjDlXS0o?...

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

youtu.be/SmGig_b2QLI?... What’s your favourite song about the rain? 💦

How’s your Friday? I’m using Disk Cleanup because I forgot it existed until this evening when my antivirus recommended I should clear up some old files. Also sad that the one DVD player in our house doesn’t work so couldn’t watch “Rhinestone” with my friend.

youtu.be/WaTRCHbG_IA?... I’m on a clinical drugs trial (using pregablin to treat anxiety disorders) and I *think* I’m on the actual drug, not the placebo, and this sums up how I feel today.

Up late because I am. BBC shows just congratulate themselves. Whilst there definitely is a psy op going on to get it privatised, the self congratulatory smugness is hard to swallow. (Been watching The Media Show)

Money has been spent today, quite a bit. Quite a lot of it on myself. I hate that I feel guilty about it. Learning to deny myself nice things happened so stealthily. Must resist urge to now overspend on other people for Christmas to compensate.

Woken up in a foul mood. Only you lot in various ‘candid’ poses will cure it. (Seriously though, absolutely fuming and would rather not be - General state of the World stuff plus random toddler ‘I’m angry!’ mood)

Posting the last 4 games I’ve played

Age yourself with gaming

My response to @jmcl1980.bsky.social ‘s mass debate over Spice Girls v All Saints.

Cross trainer is homophobic. Stopped working after I’d been pounding for ten minutes. Even went in reverse at one point to keep my legs stable.

Sunday! Off to the middle sister’s to celebrate youngest niece’s 15th birthday. We have been promised/threatened with party games. Fuck knows!

Ungh. “We don’t do those frames anymore but you are due for an eye test (forgot I’m on yearly) so you can get new frames and lenses then” I am about to enter my ‘glasses on a chain’ era. Perhaps five years earlier than I would have liked.

Minor annoyance: Was pounding the cross trainer when I noticed that the right arm of my glasses had sheared right off. Unexpected trip to Specsavers this afternoon. Hopefully it won’t cost a fortune. 🤞

Happy Birthday @jmcl1980.bsky.social ! The only performance required today is being Joe, but if you wanted to attempt to stick all the sex toys up your hoop whilst ‘Dambusters’ plays then I say go for it!

Poppywank has now infected the lampposts in the same spots that the ‘patriotism’ occupied. I am more amused because I feel they genuinely believe they are not the fascists. At least they’ve bothered with the Welsh and Scottish flags this time. Bit odd for Newhaven, East Sussex. But there you go.

Morning! Tummy Tuesday? Or Tumescent Tuesday? I forget.

#MCM Gay powers restored. Also went for a mullet, just fancied a change.

Before she rises, we still have Bonfire Night to celebrate in the UK. No official songs and over my dead body is Katy Perry getting a look-in so why not this? youtu.be/Zfr3L0drhS8?...

Morning! youtu.be/X28-olxweYk?... It’s All Saints day. Popping on a beanie, grabbing a snowboard, and going to be talking in a weird American accent.

youtu.be/rS00xWnqwvI?... Halloween!

The brain had led me on a tangent to here: youtu.be/jnWcm5dr45s?... Most of our kids educational telly was full of rainbows. No wonder I’m a big ole nelly!

Haven’t taken a tummy photo in a while. In the mirror it looks fine, on camera I hate it. But that’s not the fucking point.

Oh sad to hear about Prunella Scales. Timothy West’s book about the whole diagnosis ordeal was a tough but heartwarming read. 93 isn’t bad.

Sometimes, when it feels like the World is spiralling out of control and all hope is lost, try to remember that Charles and Eddie’s “Would I Lie To You” exists and was really popular. youtu.be/G_UXvcr22rM?...

Oof, a touch of osteoarthritis in the shoulder. Been referred on to an Advanced Practitioner whatever that is. Anyone had experience of said condition? What sort of things can I expect?

youtu.be/04T3gitabtY?... Loved this song growing up. To this day I have still not seen Clueless.

As it’s approaching bonfire night can someone pop a rocket up my arse so I get out of the house and to the gym, please? It’s only a short walk and a bus ride away and yet it feels so far…

Drop something 80s

Curious cock sucking incident with a local fella - he’s usually a bit drunk. Got a nice body. Long curved dick. But never cums. Happened twice now. Third strike without a load and I’m cutting him loose, though. My time is precious.

Is playing Fallout 4 every 18 months some kind of indicator of being on a spectrum? I honestly don’t know. It calms me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Be honest, was anyone surprised by Jimmy Carr? Never thought of him as that much different from Clarkson only less on the verge of a cardiac event. He has also lost a lot of credibility for doing that Saudi gig.

Another morning, another boner. I am enjoying this resurgence of feeling proper horny. Still not sure what’s causing it. And I am an over-thinker so you had better believe I’ve been running through the possibilities. Rising up to greet the Sun. Fag edition.

Ah that tiredness that comes with being out in the cold then in the warm. Either that or I’m having a stroke. Enjoy your Friday evenings! X