Ack, I can’t find that Sex Matters email MP campaign thingy! I went to do it last night, misclicked, and an unedited email was sent to Kate Osamor MP 🤦‍♂️

Morning all! Let’s greet the weekend with the same energy that Wilson Phillips did when they pleaded with us to hold on for one more day. So don those shoulder-padded power suits and stroll defiantly down a boulevard lip synching until your jaw aches! 💅🏻🫂👢

Off out for some cock fun. Ruin my (Traitors UK) orgasm if you like.

This one is pretty damned important. Want Christian Nationalism to decide the fate of trans people? Scroll on by. (But please don’t)

Well bleuch. My sleep patterns have shifted for the first time in ages (because of that bloody cold virus) so I find myself wide awake at this hour. Not worried too much as I know why. Just annoying. My creative brain feels itchy. Might have to follow that feeling and see where it leads. 👀

Hello. Yes I know it’s ‘political’ and not light-hearted or cock pics or general filth but this is important to me: East Sussex HCT (or whatever it’s called these days) has already adopted Palantir’s data harvesting platform. I don’t recall being consulted. Not much we can do but we can do this.

Today’s earworm. Your guess is as good as mine.

Oh I do hope when the four minute warning or equivalent is given that the buses will still be running. I’ll just head to the cruising ground or the sauna and go out with a gangbang.

Had a pretty fucking good gym session: The shoulder is being gently introduced to resistance and, tbh, I much prefer weights over cardio these days. The weight of the cable flies etc is pretty much on the lowest setting so no big guns (yet). But my word the stretch is good!

I have a real hankering to eat arse today. Absolutely no energy or desire to have to sort out a hookup where that happens. As you were.

In the physio waiting room (a very generous term - I think it used to be a cabbie’s) and Like A Virgin is playing and I can’t help but feel that the radio is trolling me as I feel very far from the time when I was, indeed, a virgin. Amused by the receptionist who keeps catching herself singing tho!

In honour of this very blue #mcm here’s my general reaction to waking up this morning and having to do things such as ‘go outside’ and ‘gym’.

“More active on X, click the link” That’s nice for you, dear.

It has only just dawned on me, at the tender age of 44, that I share too much information with the folks (not my slagging about!). Planning a bigger meal for next week and chatting to Mum about it and she suddenly is fretting that there’s ’Too much tomato’ in it.

Off aht for the Lewes District Green Party AGM. I don’t think I’ve ever actually attended an AGM before. The location is somewhere easy to get to and I’ve allowed myself the proviso that if I feel shit / it’s boring me to death I can always go home after the first hour.

Change one letter, ruin a show Homos Under the Hammer

Has there been a whirlpool of funk (depression, not music) swirling today? On here and in ‘real life’ people have been under the weather and glum. At least it feels that way. I never did like Tuesdays. If something was going to go wrong at work it would always start on a Tuesday.

Great songs to listen to while fighting off the zombie apocalypse.

I have just endured another toddler ‘I don’t like that!’ tantrum from my father. This time adding some greens to sausage and mash for tonight’s dinner. I’ve told him he can make his own fucking dinner. He can have all the baked beans and lard and chips he likes then.

Mum’s watching Lynley. It’s so bland. Just a beige television programme. It annoys me more than it should.

Marvel’s Midnight Suns but make it Freedom Force instead! By the Goddess!

Morning beauts! As I was up stupid early I am going to try and catch some more sleep for a few hours. Behave whilst I’m gone, yeah? #MCM

Well I’m up at this ungodly hour with this going round and round my head.

Slightly diminish a game (I’m guessing board games are also valid?) Catan’t

At the restaurant for eldest niece’s 18th birthday and the head waiter/maitre d is cuuuute. Salt and pepper beard, broad shoulders, thick chest and chunky arse.

Bluesky rules for new members 1. Don’t eat shellfish: Never trust food when you don’t know the last time it cleaned its house. 2. Don’t put baby in the corner. Infants need stimulation. 3. Don’t stop moving to the S Club beat. Ever.

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band/artist. The Brighton Centre, Radiohead - it was the OK Computer tour in 1997. I came out to close friends that year with the line “Lead singers are so sexy. Like Thom Yorke - I’d love to snog him” or words to that effect.

This will not exit my brain. I wish she was still here but without all the shit that dragged her down.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Well seeing as everyone else is doing it, it’d be rude not to. Feeling much better today but still planning on taking it easy because I’ve fallen into that trap before.

Moulin Rouge. It’s so boring! I have never sat through it all the way through. From the vocodered vocals of Ewan and Nicole to the endless visual garbage on screen.

I’d rather Jack… #Traitors He is dishy, isn’t he?

My early #childhoodcinema I distinctly remember seeing the remastered “Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”, “Legend”, and “Moonwalker” there. The latter was very exciting because my eldest sister took me to see it the day it came out!

The telly would make a ‘cracking’ noise a few minutes after switching it off as the cathode ray tubes cooled. This noise often scared me half to death.

The most ridiculous way I hurt myself? Playing sardines at Uni, falling off the bonnet of a mini, breaking a bone in my thumb. I was sober. The physician and Hampstead Free Hospital smirked at me. A lot.

Not my house but I know my way around

Okay I am going to risk the ire of the Internet Gods but fuck it, times are full on cuckoo-kerazy: Americans, all of you, put down your tools and pick up guns and march on the White House. You have a tyrannical government. Legislation won’t save you.

Well today I learned that you can experience vertigo because of the common cold. 🤢 Yay, Science™️…

Coming to the end of Shadow of the Tomb Raider - I have mixed feelings about it - and need a similar game to play. Never got into Assassin’s Creed even after the PC port/remaster but I like the idea of it. Heard good things about Odyssey. Good place to start?

Use a GIF or vid to describe your mood today:

Menopause shampoo has arrived for the middle sister’s 50th birthday. Mainly posting because the postie was HOT! And now I have that bloody Girls Aloud song in my hair.

I ❤️ DnD but also I need about three hours to come down and unwind from DnD.

Current ear worm: She Bangs by Dame Ricky Martin.

Finally getting to do arms safely and… it’s packed so I’m going to have to change the time I go again!

People really are waking up and choosing horny this morning. I am here for that! More frost and snow, please.

@beardybloke.bsky.social - ah you’re back! *locks all the doors and barricades the windows*

Air fryer was a success! Did a few homemade chips in it and they were pretty fucking tasty. I know it’ll probably end up with me doing most of the cooking that involves it but I had to get my Dad *something*.

Want to fix Broken Britain? Stop making The Apprentice. That is all.

I really fancy getting a dark blue t-shirt with Eurythmics’s “Be Yourself Tonight” as the design but rather than a blocky print it merges into the whole shirt. (So basically not a shitty Vista Print design) I’m searching and searching online but can’t find anything remotely close to it.

We had steak tonight, I cooked, Saint Delia’s perfect method for cooking steaks prevailed (and they were gooood sirloin steaks to begin with). Grated some of the blue cheese I got for Christmas over mine after resting it and fuck me, I came a little. Luckily the cheese is used up now.