Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

I’d love for psychic powers and magic to be real but there’s one of those ‘I’m a real psychic: I predicted the pandemic’ tits near me. They do not fucking stop. She’s still talking after 10 minutes.

Who’s your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Recovering a small fortune from the sofa. Happy #Humpday !

Random Tuesday night handjob. Wasn’t expecting that!

Ugh I found out that unhinged spanner Forstater has a seat at the Labour Party conference and now I am having to fight the urge to ‘save the World’. In all honesty I think we are about to enter a very dark time in the UK. We’ve caught the US’s cold and we’ll see rights revoked.

Red and Blue came out 27 years ago today in North America. My favourite four Kanto Pokémon:

Ah the miserable faces of people travelling on Southern Rail. Must be on the home stretch! Today’s delays are apparently brought to us by someone jumping in front of a train this morning. It’s always between Haywards Heath and Gatwick. I reckon it’s the signals they keep ‘fixing’.

On my way home from a glorious long weekend with @tedtalk420.bsky.social and @polkafluxx.bsky.social . Might be the booze from last night but this train is sweaty! Also, lovely to meet @splatterchimp.bsky.social x

Bored on the train so I bring you ‘Frowback Friday’ 👀 In the form of… Lockdown hair!

Almost fell over at the station as my first train wasn’t delayed. On my way!

The tiniest of trims ready for my pilgrimage to Manchester Piccadilly tomorrow. Gay powers partially restored.

Note to self: Don’t do those ridiculous wall crunches or whatever they’re called on an even vaguely half-full stomach. Almost vommed up a banana. 🤢

Right, I’m over today already. Next! Travelling up to see @polkafluxx.bsky.social and @tedtalk420.bsky.social tomorrow for a long weekend. So if we could hurry it along to then, that’d be great.

Just done a taster session for a choir. Musical Theatre for extra Gay points. Forgot how tiring (in a good way) a sing can be. Sadly this time of year is not great for financial outgoings and it’s at the bastard wrong end of Lewes. But maybe in the New Year.

Has everyone raptured today? Suspiciously quiet.

Great, woke up horny. I have things to do!

Brr, it’s chilly out here… …it must be the Toro’s in the atmosphere!

Okay something is going terribly wrong with either our WiFi setup, our ISP (BT), or the house emits an antimatter field to defend against broadband signal.

Oof, terrible sleep and tbh I think the gym isn’t going to happen. I’m all out of sorts today. Nothing is wrong, just feeling off.

4th emoji sex face, yeah yeah 🐽 … … … That tracks.

I need plans for NYE this year. No, it’s not too early. Quiet, you! Plus budgeting. Down here is so dreary. I can’t do another year of half-hearted Hootenanny watching followed by warm-ish Prosecco and bed. And I wouldn’t mind a snog at midnight. Anyone got a couch/bed/broom cupboard free?

For the first time in about three years I really miss going to the pub. Nostalgia for breaking the seal three pints in and pissing my money down the drain? Trouble is, no one to head to the pub with.

Why is “Dontcha” by Pussycat Dolls in my head? On a loop?

Question: Has anyone played the Fallout TTRPG? Is it any good?

Despite my body issues I wish I could workout naked at the gym sometimes. Especially when I get a really good stretch. And not to perv, just generally to feel my balls swinging in the wind. Today I have been kind and done some gentle core stuff. Onwards and upwards.

Just saw ‘The Roses’ with that Olivia Colman and Barnaby Cumbellypatch. It was a film! With acting! Can’t all be winners.

Just finished the post-Summer cleaning of my computer desk and pc. So many spiderwebs. Also apparently I hadn’t touched the monitor for a while and now everything looks new again. No pictures because I’m sure people know what a pc on a desk looks like.

Why am I up at this time?

youtu.be/TKdMUum6NzY?... This has been in my head ALL DAY.

Note to self: Do not try to overcompensate for your weight by going too hard at the gym. I’m stiff. And not in the fun way. I can feel a massage coming on.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Me at the moment. This is all in an effort to confront the evil goblin that lives in my head and tries to tell me I’m shit and asks ‘why bother?!’ a lot. I am big, possibly the biggest I’ve been since the day of my civil partnership, I’ve 14 years ago.

Morning folks. Getting out of bed this morning was a struggle. Physically rather than mentally. Think it might have something to do with the batshit crazy workout routine yesterday. Measured out my breakfast this morning. Granola tastes the same whether it’s a full bowl or 40g/50g. Weird innit.

#MCM Weird head angle because my head is not looking symmetrical today 🤷🏼‍♂️ Fuck knows what that’s about.

Random celebrities in my phone, blah blah.

I’m trying out one of those ‘If you’re a fit person touching a wall while you sit in the waiting to get fucked missionary position ONE HUNDRED times a day you’ll have killer upper abs’ workouts. Reader, I am not fit. And it will kill me. But at least my corpse will have killer abs.

A skyline (?!) cleanse 5 things that make me happier: 🏠 Sister’s new house 🤝 Volunteering 🏋️ The Gym 🍳 Cooking 🐲 DnD

I have spent far too much time today watching home renovation shorts on YouTube. So soothing.

Balls, napped at the wrong time. Which means it turned into a small sleep. Which means I shall be up half the night.

Clair Obscur is genuinely so pretty. And the music is wonderful. See you can have a relatively big map AND fill it with things to do. It probably won’t get GotY but I reckon it deserves rewards for art direction and musical score.

Terrible wind! It’s causing my hibernation drive to kick in. Send snacks and nudes.

Can someone explain to me how to use GIFs that aren’t from Tenor, please? Should be the easiest thing in the World and yet I either end up with an ugly, massive link or a still image.

“Nothing but good should be said of the dead. He’s dead. Good.” All this weird moralising about a dead bigot. A founder of a most heinous institution, designed to undermine the work of progressivism in a heartbeat, catering to the very worst aspects of humanity.

Yesterday I needed IT Gays, today I need Interior Design Gays: Those lampshades that are shallow concave, sometimes with a ridged design - do they have a name? Trying to do a bit of research for the newly decorated lounge/dining room.

“The physio is currently on schedule” Well she’s not. My appointment was 10 minutes ago. It’s 8.20 - they open the doors at 8.00. (I am bored, I’m not usually incensed until 30 minutes past my appointment time)

There’s only 20 something days left on this and it hasn’t had the traction it deserves! 🔽

Looks like it’s time to send another letter to my MP re: trans people being denied access to public life. (They’re a Lib Dem) I have to keep reminding myself that this is just bizarre levels of being fucked up. Like surely people in power and positions of influence have been huffing glue.

Is anyone in here any good with WiFi and diagnosing connection problems? Our WiFi is fucking weird and seems to change how it wants to work every week. Tempted to run cables everywhere.

No idea if this will work properly but it’s too good to not try and post here. youtube.com/shorts/pzOc7... Joyous