Old school photo. Oh dear oh dear... Yes, this may explain the constant dad jokes.

So everywhere is actually fine and the panic was for nothing? Or have I just jinxed my train journey?

LOL #TheTraitors Also this:

D&D lads weekend meet up incoming. This time on the outskirts of Birmingham I am planning to be stranded on a train for quite a lot of tomorrow by the sounds of it, so yay.

2016 vs 2026

I used to go to school with someone called...

New year going well... I just grabbed the handle of a pushchair instead of a handrail on the bus, catapulting a newborn as I staggered down a moving bus. Mother was SO understanding and we laughed it off all fine, but ffs.

Happy back to work day everyone! Just have an absolutely amazing day xx

Good luck to all you that are de-christmassing today

K, so the only one worth fancying this year is Jack. Change my mind #thetraitorsuk

So, who wants to learn something about Simon?

Right...no more breakfasts of chocolate and haribo ffs Also if anyone needs an entire stollen loaf, then just say

DCKS in RLS on NYE Thank you to our fabulous hosts @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social and @kthschfld.bsky.social for rounding off the year in style xx

Choices were made last night

Morning

Ive not got a fancy smartwatch like you proper gays, but im pretty sure ive done less than 200 steps in the last 36 hours.

Update: - He (kind of) got dressed and found a bottle - Is power snacking - Has company - Geeking out on new game Bound to be asleep by 4pm

One day when a lay in could be had Wide awake at 5.30

One more obligatory day of "family fun", and then i can get to what Christmas is all about... Gaming in my pants, surrounded by bad (good) food

Omg nanight

Voice reveal (Jude version)

Thank to @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social for the most exquisite Christmas pudding! We actually inhaled it, and will be having seconds x

When someone knows you so well, that is actually gross

Merry Christmas all! from these two puffters x

I am singing VERY loud in the kitchen Lots of port has been had, apparently

Voice reveal. Although being a gobshite, a lot of you have heard it before

*sound of fridge groaning*

Had the neighbours round for Christmas nobbles n dronks. Absolutely bat shit crazy people

If you see this, post your favourite Final Fantasy character He's just into everything

This morning's York middle-class mayhem: - lady has loud breakdown as no more mountain comté - a dog named "Tuppence" - gift wrapper in tears as abuse flung from yummy mummy(on phone) - busker with card machine - queue for ladies in M&S can be seen from space Reported by Cris in his mucky coat

What the hell am i doing in town on Christmas eve eve eve?

Phoned Simon downstairs (from the bath) to ask him to take Jasper for a walk. He was crying by the bathroom door and ruining my nice bath vibes Why is life so hard?

Well, we went to Aldi...

We had a big lay in and a special cuddle

Out of office on. Laptop packed away. Beer open Ding dong, merrily on high

Last WFP of the year Fairytale of Brew York

Last day at work for 2 weeks lads

This time next week it will all be over, and ill be a stone heavier...

Well today could have been an email

Work Christmas party (god awful online quiz) got a bit raucous

3 more days until I can pretend I dont have a job for 2 weeks

I can still make the whole tree SHIMMERRRR

For those that dont know, I used to go to school with someone called Beth-Leigh Hemm 🎄

Everyone up?

Im on my 2nd naff Christmas movie and my 4th cuppa tea

All you lot measuring your sleep, ive got a tip...Glass of red whilst on antibiotics 101% All REM sleep Ill never measure it, but im assuming this is the result

Cant quite believe how loud the dog is snoring right now

Simon is on another works party...home alone again....can only mean one thing.... Yes...totally sober, sat in silence, eating crab sticks

Morning

Don we now our gay apparel