Well good, at least now all we have to do is negotiate with one party, the IRGC! Hold on, I’m getting a note passed to me right now -

Today Burlington VT marks the bittersweet end of an era: the best breakfast sandwich I’ve ever had, chicken fried scrambled egg on a hommde bun with zucchini pickles & cabbage, and Bonuts, biscuits in the shape of a donut & glazed with a delightful variety of flavors. Thanks @thecafehot.bsky.social!

@lawfaremedia.org @onthemedia.bsky.social crossover episode is making my day! Two of the best to do it, thanks for shining a bright light on this administration’s astounding corruption

Wait wait wait, Platner is a creep who disrespects his wife? The slur guy? The mercenary? The guy who loved doing imperialist violence? Are you sure? The guy who pretends to be a working class common joe whose excuse for his nazi tattoo was that he's very stupid? That guy? No. Don't buy it.

Phil Scott hates Burlington VT. A few months ago he bragged he hadn’t been to Vermont’s largest state in over a decade

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

So Gabbard resigns and Trump is skipping his failson’s wedding to stay in DC? Ominous

Phil Scott, the “most popular governor in America” can’t manage more than a lukewarm repudiation of the state lawmaker he endorsed in 2024 that this week compared trans rights to bestiality. “That’s a stretch” is not even a rejection, it’s a cop-out. Vermont deserves better #vtpoli

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

Economists are calling it “the Sando signal”

Gender is innate and immutable but also so fragile that it can be destroyed by drinking out of a straw 🤔

Why is it that the people in my neighborhood that hate dogs are the only ones that choose to cover their homes in iconography of dogs mid-shit?

I’d add Phoenix’s 1901 and Passion Pit’s Sleepyhead to this nearly perfect list

They’d probably throw a fit and insist they should be able to review the change before leaving office - do it

Not the assassination coordinates 😂

This material, woven from hemp and first used by 13th century sailors eventually went on to become a staple of the art world

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They should just start asking totally unhinged loyalty questions in these hearings. Asking who won 2020 isn’t insane enough, 3rd term is getting warmer. How about “is president Trump the most handsome boy you’ve ever seen?” Or “Would you trade your own dad for President Trump?”

Is this the first time he’s admitted to losing?

Thanks for reading my message on air @toddzwillich.bsky.social, the NIH is close to my heart and the doctors, researchers, and support staff there are one of a kind. The US and the whole world is poorer without it, and without academic freedom

I’m seeing… something with a Y in an inexplicably trendy location where it doesn’t belong?

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

This is such a flagship moment for where America is right now. Gun violence, showmanship, celebrity, mass confusion, and also according to C-SPAN, people are opening the bottles of wine still on the tables.

Is there anything more (modern) American than a fawning, obsequious press playing buddy-buddy with the fascist that calls them “the enemy of the people” while gun violence erupts just behind the door?

If they’re gonna do this, I expect them to cover their faces with these for the duration of the event like they’re eating an ortolan

Remember when this guy tried to fight a witness in a senate hearing and @sanders.senate.gov had to put a stop to it?

Tim cooked

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Notice she doesn’t say “senate republicans, and john fetterman” because that would be redundant

Impressive work for Vance to lose an election he wasn’t even running in AND fail to negotiate the end of a war he claims to have been against from the beginning, but that’s just what having the charisma of a superfund site can do for you

Hard to even be mad, this is self-destruction at a scale rarely seen before

Surprised JD Vance wasn't able to close a deal with the Iranians. His only skill is saying whatever people want to hear.

My “I have no ties to Jeffery Epstein” shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt

Asked for comment on Artemis II, President Trump responded “M-O-O-N, that spells moon.”

In all seriousness, one thing that might be worth doing today: Tell your Reps and Senators to call Adm. Richard Correll, the Commander of U.S. Strategic Command, which controls the nation's nukes, and remind him of *his* unique responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it

I always wondered what it felt like during the Cuban missile crisis

NASA astronauts taking pictures of the moon with their phone, they’re just like us!

You know, in an alternate universe we could have had a bridge and power plant day that’s about building new things instead of blowing them up

And a happy Easter, thank you for your attention to this matter!

The president has died. He was taking a shit when he croaked big time, but unlike Elvis, was not on a toilet. Rest in peace sir, no one can say you weren’t alive recently and they can’t take that away from you.

I’m just gonna say, if it happens today then we have to listen to them all day tomorrow anticipating his immediate return

This is a traffic engineering post

Phil Scott and Trump both crashing out today because they’ve realized they don’t get to rule by decree - you love to see it

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

This would be trumps most progressive climate policy ever

I just have one question for the “agents” in the first photo

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

It doesn’t take much to shake the public’s confidence in aviation. I fear we’re close to the tipping point