If you aren't Antifa, you're Profa.

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

a beautiful soul, an absolute saint.

Breakfast for dinner!

So Kimmel gets fired for supposedly misidentifying the shooter as MAGA (though that’s not quite what he said.) When do all the Fox hosts who misidentified the shooter as transgender get fired then?

There are no amendments in Hell. ☹️

Holy Fucking Shit

Sometimes, and by sometimes I mean all the times, when my wife says, "it's driving me nuts." I respond by yelling, "Arrrrrrrr, it's drivin me nuts!" (obviously in a pirate voice) My wife will one day smother me in my sleep, but prob not for that.

I will forever love this photo of Bradley Cooper looking like he's a contestant on Big Brother.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I was today years old when I found out they made a sequel to A Kid in King Arthur's Court, called A Kid in Aladdin's Palace.

Looks like comedy is actually illegal now

Tomorrow, it’s a NIGHT to remember as community members compete for a chance to show the world THEIR weird animated obsessions. It’s WHEEL of ZADDIES NIGHT on the Cartoon Dumpster.

Brilliant and vital truth telling about this week of madness by Ta-Nehisi Coates. So worth your time. (paywall, yes. find a way.) www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

Nancy Mace looks like it takes her half a dozen attempts each morning to apply her lipstick without her hand automatically doing the thing from films where they smear lipstick halfway across their face to signal to the viewing audience that they’re about drive a Dodge directly through a supermarket.

It's 230 a.m. and I've been awake for an hour now thinking about every life choice and event that led me to where I am today... and the movie Priest.

It's a beautiful 70° day outside, and the power just went out. It's a perfect time to finally crack open the CBB Podcast (The Book) @cbbworld.bsky.social

“I’m Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's comin’." ✨🎨

Obnoxious/awful in laws is a pretty common trope, but I gotta say, mine are pretty great. They got me this for an early birthday gift.

strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.

Two people to take the Ring to Mordor?

Yes please

Going to bed tonight with the same cautious hope like I'm in 5th grade and the paper says it's a 30% chance of snow tomorrow.

Just... stop. rifftrax.com/skaterdater

“Puft Vs. Parker” 👻🕷️ A new original painting up on jameshance.com today ☺️ Prints soon! ✨🎨(Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel)

Holy fucking shit.

The Truth About Washington DC

Had this recorded off of tv on vhs. I watched it all the time when I was a kid. m.imdb.com/title/tt0090...

Nothing better than an entry level trainee job that requires experience in the thing you will be trained in.

My favorite doctor and companion

“Standing By...” 🚀🐾 - A new original framed painting up on jameshance.com today! Prints shortly ☺️ ✨🎨 (Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel)

I saw the opening to this movie on tv when i was a kid. It's been stuck in my brain ever since then, but I never knew what the movie was. I was looking through Charles Bronson movies on tubi and put it on. Instantly remembered the opening. m.imdb.com/title/tt0095...

The New Kids is on Tubi. Check it out. Completely unexpected how far it goes. m.imdb.com/title/tt0089...

Charles Kirk

Something good to go along with all the bad people.com/pamela-ander...

“Dr Loomis didn’t spend 6 years in medical school to be called “mister”, thank you very much…” A new one in the works! Many thanks for all the lovely birthday wishes, I appreciate it very much ☺️🖤 ✨🎨 (Gesso / Gouache on Canvas - Work in Progress)

Just finished The Prosecutor. Directed by and starring Donnie Yen. I'm looking forward to what he does with the John Wick Caine movie.

“Max Sails Home” - A new hand built wooden automaton up on jameshance.com today! 🖤✨🎨 “When you go home, will you say good things about us?” “Yeah, I will.” “Thanks, Max.”

You think one of the EMTs yelled "Hulkamania" before they ripped open his shirt to start CPR?

Because I love you guys and don’t want you to think everything is all death. The following are Summer drink recipes that’ll make you wanna learn Spanish. First is horchata. /

My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all. She just chimed in.

South Park sucks

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.

Today's mood Probably tomorrow's mood to open.spotify.com/track/1EHGlF...

Galactus and the Surfer.

“Rock On!” - A new hand made wooden automata up on jameshance.com today ✨🎨 Crank the handle and the Modal Nodes rock out! All the fun of the cantina without the wretchedness 👽🍻

Sketched Eliot Ness from THE UNTOUCHABLES tonight. Varsity pen on cold press paper. 🚔 DM me to own 🚔

Felt like sketching JOHN WICK tonight. Varsity pen on cold press paper. 🦮 DM me to own. 🦮