Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The Amazing Digital Circus

“Large” does not necessarily equate to “in charge”

Driving stick is not cool. in a stickshift uber rn what an uncomfortable ride holy shit

Really gotta start dressing nicer. Wearing a suit to my goon sessions

i dont say this to defend ai but this is like saying "what do you mean you can't hit your work deadlines, superman turned in 2500 words this morning after fighting lex luthor in a giant purple robot suit"

me when no haircut

is New York City like a place or something?

Post your gayest sex

How does a the Splumbo exit the rat race and enter the cow graze

My Dad's idea of how Presidents should work: "We pick a random person of high intelligence but also also in the subset of "least willing to do it," and when they're done we sit them down on live tv and give em a nice little round of applause and then we shoot them in the fuckin head."

c(h)at what do i draw

Oh yeah, my ass got sensibilities

You think little sperm you would have worked as hard to get in the egg if it knew you were never gonna be able to afford a home

Cozy Caravan has been a big game obsession for me, please play it its so cute and incredibly underrated!!! also uh cherry sundae, the cow, is the sole distributor of the milk in this animal society

Just had a Mandela effect with Chuck Norris I thought he’d been dead for years.

Stop that right now

Speedrunning life by clipping into the dev room and into hell

As far as sheer craft goes, this is the greatest animated film ever made. It doesn’t get better than this.

He’s a Good Man & She’s a Good Lady

We need a new tome.

Happy Trumnle Day

Hinge date’s t-shirt says: I wanna cum in and on things and people.

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

i am what is called a pumbus

Normalize fursuiting at nuclear missile silos #fursuitfriday

this one gets right into my soul like ow

The Mumpt

A fun comic cover commissioned by @coyderspider.bsky.social starring his OCs, vampire lion Eli and the very successful monster hunter Harry. I’ll be opening commissions officially soon, so if you’re interested, stay tuned!

my whole life

based on a true story

I’m gayer than your dad

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

there are only a few pieces of media that I would consider gompable

El Fumpo

Depression - Season 32, Episode 1

Zoomers, if you ever need to escape a pack of angry Milennials just play a recent Simpsons clip on your phone and flee while they all scream and gnash their teeth at the fact that a 75 year-old sounds different from a 39 year-old

A healthy film industry makes sleazy movies. Weird, borderline kink films are like coal mine canaries- they're offensive, often deeply personal, and a foil to the clean blandness of big budget propaganda. A lack of bizarre "not to everyone's taste" films is an indicator of a sickly studio ecosystem.

Looking for background music/beats for youtube projects. If someone can point me in a good direction that isn't the same stuff everyone else uses... Specifically looking for artists who already make interesting stuff. Genre doesn't matter. Ambient, but not boring. Unique, but not distracting.

government mandated friends

Jehoshaphat J. Clum

Life: *gives me lemons* Me: uhh what exactly the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

The timeline we’re in is just revenge for me not having any power. If I was in charge we’d be so good rn. You don’t even know

wow a cow

🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN INTRODUCING 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

It's so strange to me that women's shirts have their buttons on the other side and that's the only tell in a lot of cases. Imagine how baffled and offended everyone would be if you marketed left-handed scissors as "woman scissors"

Girl cow

Unhappy clam