Bam Pondi

Bro is your goldendoodle even protienmaxxing

What’s the matter dear you have barely touched your thermogenic protein bomb

This election is really heating up

Everything is burning but at least we still have news bloopers

If pog were here, he’d have a great tweet about Hormuz being the weakest link, good bye

8 Cadbury creme eggs is a single serving if you believe in yourself

Not now dearie I’m watching the critically acclaimed television series The Crown

Foy/Lithgow ‘28

Can't wait to see Kristi Noem sing "Tequila" in an elaborate eagle costume next season on the Masked Singer

This is alert writer has two lives. The life before they absolutely fucked up the Lou Holtz obituary alert and the life after they absolutely fucked up the Lou Holtz obituary alert

Do you even rinse your beans bro

We are living in the unaired supremely shitty last season of Homeland

Chvrches covering the Postal Service? I’ll allow it but watch yourself counselor

Hell yeah nothing beats the new 12204-31110 feels

If I were team USA I would simply score a goal in overtime to win the gold medal

I missed the rope drop at Staples by 54 minutes today FML

Shark Tank but for pitching car upgrades to your financial planner

Day 486 of dropping Homeland references into casual conversation until someone notices

We don’t talk about it much but the mom from ET really had her hands full

I wish I loved anything as much as the Merritt parkway loves Subway

maybe the hamburger helper is just dressing for the job he wants

🎶TWO MINUTES LAAAATER🎶

The mid Atlantic urge to wash the salt crust off of your car and vibe for a few short moments

Sometimes the algorithm really nails it

Area man found to be last user on Yelp

He’s a 6 but he’s a Chick-fil-a silver member

Awww look at these two dressed alike

Hello and welcome to the world championships of pussyfooting

The Safelite waiting area is giving low key hell vibes ngl

Has anyone ever noticed how long the receipts are at CVS?

Which one of you told capital one that we wanted more Travolta Santa I can’t take another week of this

AI is robbing us the innocent joy of watching a video of someone jumping off of a shed onto a trampoline and into the side of an above ground pool

Bringing a water stained ceiling tile to the white elephant

I am not a mentalist of any type, but if you imagine the human being attached to the name Biff Poggi I assure you, your imagination is correct

Area dad thinks now is the time to watch Homeland

F, marry, kill: brimzelx, skyrizi, biktarvy

A cherry and chocolate panettone would fix me

Keep Honking! The Sound Waves Are Providing Peaceful Yet Fleeting Relief From My Havana Syndrome!

Anyone else have those brand new W10837240 feels??

Red Dead Redemption III now (please)

Terrifying

Dogtooth though.

Cell phone ads are very much in their b-list celeb walking down a dirt road era

I am ashamed of how viscerally satisfying exchanges like this are

A lot of people don’t know that the hopeless place Rihanna was singing about was a CVS pharmacy

My silent boycott has won

“virginia is for lovers,” whispers a voice from the floor vent

Haters can die mad about how much I love this album

fUcK yOuR fEeLiNgS