great now I’m crying again

Waking up and remembering just how bloody good Richarlison was last night

I’ve had the loveliest few weeks without football. Gutted it’s back. I wish it would fuck off again.

My plan for next Thursday is to just get horrifically pissed. It’s all I have left.

Pisstake, Chelsea have been pulling this shit all game

Wasn’t even remotely controversial, don’t understand the delay

Offside, absolutely no question.

Let’s ave it

You should be giving me an Oscar for having to sit through those godawful Emilia Perez songs (amirite?)

Pissing myself at Take That being played every time Anora wins

I guffawed

I love Conan. They finally got someone good enough to rival Billy Crystal.

Whatever. I’m a Tottenham fan. I support Tottenham. Tottenham ‘til they kill me. Or they kill ‘Tottenham’.

Howay the lads, eh?

@london.gov.uk Save the @princecharlescinema.com princecharlescinema.com/savethepcc/

Really concerned to hear the Prince Charles Cinema is under threat due to its lease arrangements. The Prince Charles Cinema is a much loved cultural space for Londoners. I will be writing to Criterion urging them to meet with me and PCC to reconsider. princecharlescinema.com/savethepcc/

I’m pretty resigned to the fact that most of the things I love in London have gone. But my god, do not let the PCC be next. Sign the petition!!!

So important not to turn on individual players right now. This is not a normal situation.

I started meditating at the 70 minute mark

Not saying I’m about to go full Falling Down but we’re selling something called the ‘Londoner Hotdog’

Never feel bad about doing things for money. David Lynch did, and he was still able to make them fantastically weird.

I don’t think much of this David Lynch-less world 💔

Arsenal are such a bunch of dirty cunts

Oh When the Spurs ringing round the Emirates, you love to see it

YESSSSSDDYVYSBUBID

Bergvall straight red incoming

Is Ruben Amorim fit? I think he might be

Oh fuck

Anyone heard from him? Hope he’s ok

Wonder how he’s doing right now

Money in the post to me MUFC fans

Hahahhahahhahahahha

Annoyed he’s ‘Lenny Yuro’ and not ‘Lenny Euro’ cos that would have been a grade A Toast of London name

Sending out all my negative vibes to the Arsenal lot. You…will…FAIL!

They don’t know how to wear white, it’s so funny. Like watching a dog walking around in clogs.

God bless em, what a bunch of nerds

my manager 🤍

Rub their little shitty faces in it, I want that shameless Vinicius energy

I hate all this ‘ooh back to the day job tomorrow then?’ bollocks

Thank god

Top tier cringe banter from these fans

What a pisstake

Well this is embarrassing

Can’t decide whether Kinsky looks more like Barney Ronay or the internet millionaire who keeps grabbing the mic in Mid-Morning Matters

As someone originally from the East Mids, I would like to stress that Staffordshire is the stupidest county in England. Is it the north? The west mids? No one knows. Get it in the bin. Only thing they’ve got is theme parks.

Those throw-ins are insane

We simply must protect