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I expect to be saying "the Personal Rule of Donald Trump" quite a lot, and this is what I'm referring to.

G. I'm gonna miss the hell out of D, but home is home. Then D A, French, Belgian C is a sleeper, you get Neapolitan pizza (it looks like) plus Georgian. F I guess? Some variety? E is like, I love Ethiopian but forever? B for dumplings Sorry to the Basques and poutine, just couldn't carry H

That's because on August 29, 2027 Grok, being plugged in to all Department of War systems, becomes self-aware and launches a preemptive nuclear attack on all mankind. Unable to defeat resistance leader Charlie Kirk directly, Grok builds a time machine...

Big and growing fire somewhere east of Union Station

Stares in vague awareness of the constitutional crises precipitating the English Civil War

We're all overlooking a very serious possibility here, people

Trump take summer

DC statehood is the squishy moderate position. DC split up into 400 states so that we can reform the Constitution is the correct position. But nobody will realize that until it's too late

Miller thinks he's up against the Chevy Chase NIMBY Committee, meanwhile Columbia Heights is running his brownshirts out of our town square www.instagram.com/reel/DNjYwFs...

some dip shit staffer gets beaten up by teens and now FBI serial killer profilers and Walmart managers from Sandusky are walking a beat in Georgetown together

sometimes a conservative will be like "i was ostracized in campus social life for my conservative views" when the reality is that there is an entire official social structure for conservative students called "fraternities and sororities"

Why would I want to walk around DC with a sandwich target on my child?

Mr Trump pleas help DC isnt safe the water pipes have burst and my child nearly drowned

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

It's also very funny that he's making them walk around like this in August. Have fun with 90-and-humid all week, fellas!

Still thinking about this one because I can't believe Cuomo's people actually think "means testing rent control" is a way to outflank Mamdani from the left.

Whomst

What makes me think the AI weirdos might actually be on to something is that this is an awful lot like having a conversation with my 2.5 year old. Although he can count to 13 before he gets stuck in an infinite loop.

People have been debating this on here all day when the answer is clearly any random Online Bernie Bro. Clear vision and rhetoric, uncompromising, highly motivated by score-settling, not terribly concerned with norms, believes the right is whatever is more to the fringe than the last suggestion

This is also the premise of my long standing "Puffy killed Pac and Biggie" theory. He was a rich kid from the burbs who had access to the production equipment, but could never make it as a rapper in the gangsta era. Killed Pac then his own cash cow in order to ride the backlash to a leading role

I'm so old I remember when it was unconstitutional for the government to politely suggest that media companies shouldn't amplify misinformation about contagious diseases.

Impeach them all.

William Henry Harrison's "I don't need a coat" still ranks pretty high for foolishness and short FA/FO ratio, but is necessarily limited in the all time rankings by its body count of 1.

It's considered a trite observation now, but scholars have long recognized the fundamental truth that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition until it's too late.

The flood of encomiums and morality tales about Elon's turn in Washington cldn't be more predictable, vapid & sickening. If you want a story, get me the story about the crisis comms team directing this. He ran anti-constitutional blitzkrieg thru the federal government, did massive harm, violated ...

I was joking when I said the other day that someone should run on a platform of excommunicating JD Vance, but they just went ahead and did it.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

The answer to this is Best World, the grocery store in DC's Mt. Pleasant neighborhood. Unless you like bugs in your produce, you walk the extra 3 blocks to Giant.

Trump hide aliens

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

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If I were China and wanted to send the US into total social and economic meltdown, I would simply develop an mRNA vaccine for bird flu and let our brainrot do the rest.

Once again, I’m asking how we can let the people in our nation’s capital to suffer a barrage of unconscionable cuts to their budget without any fight?

Hi @vanhollen.senate.gov, if the Musk coup keeps slashing federal jobs and Congress bankrupts DC, we're all going to have to move out to the suburbs, and your new constituents will remember who stood with us and who didn't.

How have we, as a society, not torn down those fucking gold escalators?

Speedrunning the Rump Parliament by simply sticking their heads up their own rumps.

i think shutting the government down is preferably to nullifying article i of the constitution

"used car salesman" was always his true form

Gonna make Con Law a bit difficult to teach...

I find this offensive as someone who is also an overly-online dweeb who's only ever had one ski lesson and causes exactly this much chaos around me on a slope. Well, not the part where people yell that I'm a Russian stooge, that's his own fucking fault.

Genius trying to be anonymous with an account name referencing a FOIA exemption, apparently missed the fact that reporters were requesting the Global Marine records by name because literally everyone knew it was a CIA front already.

U.S. global primacy is like, the literal definition of "America first," as opposed to the fascist appeaser definition. How do we lead? Spread some money around, the globe will follow. But yeah, probably don't ever use the words "soft power" outside of a classroom. The uh, imagery isn't good.

This sounds like a job for The Drizz

If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next

Honestly I wish @mikeduncan.bsky.social hadn't written this season of America. "The New Protocols" were funny when they were happening to fictional Martians, not to my friends and family.

Can I get away with using the "one does not simply" formulation in a legal filing?