Another holiday in the books.

What pottery?

marjorie taylor greene couldnt handle a single week experiencing 1% of the harassment that someone like ilhan omar probably experiences every day, in significant part because of her. she is weak and a coward and will rot in hell imo

/2 That kind of knowledge is what I have in the place where others have a capacity to interact comfortably with fellow human beings.

Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world. Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

More or less literally the reason we aren't a direct democracy

This is ableist against people with poor impulse control

Employers: "Law schools are not doing enough to make students practice-ready! We need more more more of everything in law school! You are not training lawyers for the real world!" Also employers: "We would like to hire students based on 5 weeks of 1L work."

This person might also have noticed, either before the show or at intermission, that one of the theme cocktails for sale at the bar is literally called "Nothing Happens."

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I expect to be saying "the Personal Rule of Donald Trump" quite a lot, and this is what I'm referring to.

G. I'm gonna miss the hell out of D, but home is home. Then D A, French, Belgian C is a sleeper, you get Neapolitan pizza (it looks like) plus Georgian. F I guess? Some variety? E is like, I love Ethiopian but forever? B for dumplings Sorry to the Basques and poutine, just couldn't carry H

That's because on August 29, 2027 Grok, being plugged in to all Department of War systems, becomes self-aware and launches a preemptive nuclear attack on all mankind. Unable to defeat resistance leader Charlie Kirk directly, Grok builds a time machine...

Big and growing fire somewhere east of Union Station

Stares in vague awareness of the constitutional crises precipitating the English Civil War

We're all overlooking a very serious possibility here, people

Trump take summer

DC statehood is the squishy moderate position. DC split up into 400 states so that we can reform the Constitution is the correct position. But nobody will realize that until it's too late

Miller thinks he's up against the Chevy Chase NIMBY Committee, meanwhile Columbia Heights is running his brownshirts out of our town square www.instagram.com/reel/DNjYwFs...

some dip shit staffer gets beaten up by teens and now FBI serial killer profilers and Walmart managers from Sandusky are walking a beat in Georgetown together

sometimes a conservative will be like "i was ostracized in campus social life for my conservative views" when the reality is that there is an entire official social structure for conservative students called "fraternities and sororities"

Why would I want to walk around DC with a sandwich target on my child?

Mr Trump pleas help DC isnt safe the water pipes have burst and my child nearly drowned

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

It's also very funny that he's making them walk around like this in August. Have fun with 90-and-humid all week, fellas!

Still thinking about this one because I can't believe Cuomo's people actually think "means testing rent control" is a way to outflank Mamdani from the left.

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What makes me think the AI weirdos might actually be on to something is that this is an awful lot like having a conversation with my 2.5 year old. Although he can count to 13 before he gets stuck in an infinite loop.

People have been debating this on here all day when the answer is clearly any random Online Bernie Bro. Clear vision and rhetoric, uncompromising, highly motivated by score-settling, not terribly concerned with norms, believes the right is whatever is more to the fringe than the last suggestion

This is also the premise of my long standing "Puffy killed Pac and Biggie" theory. He was a rich kid from the burbs who had access to the production equipment, but could never make it as a rapper in the gangsta era. Killed Pac then his own cash cow in order to ride the backlash to a leading role

I'm so old I remember when it was unconstitutional for the government to politely suggest that media companies shouldn't amplify misinformation about contagious diseases.

Impeach them all.

William Henry Harrison's "I don't need a coat" still ranks pretty high for foolishness and short FA/FO ratio, but is necessarily limited in the all time rankings by its body count of 1.

It's considered a trite observation now, but scholars have long recognized the fundamental truth that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition until it's too late.

The flood of encomiums and morality tales about Elon's turn in Washington cldn't be more predictable, vapid & sickening. If you want a story, get me the story about the crisis comms team directing this. He ran anti-constitutional blitzkrieg thru the federal government, did massive harm, violated ...

I was joking when I said the other day that someone should run on a platform of excommunicating JD Vance, but they just went ahead and did it.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

The answer to this is Best World, the grocery store in DC's Mt. Pleasant neighborhood. Unless you like bugs in your produce, you walk the extra 3 blocks to Giant.

Trump hide aliens

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

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If I were China and wanted to send the US into total social and economic meltdown, I would simply develop an mRNA vaccine for bird flu and let our brainrot do the rest.

Once again, I’m asking how we can let the people in our nation’s capital to suffer a barrage of unconscionable cuts to their budget without any fight?