Explains why this shit barely fucking works

me asf

Who even knows what level of based ironic chad I'm at now

Oh yeah

step the wrong way and you WILL perish

I think it'd actually be very annoying if somebody poured some sugar on me

oh I average no likes per ever? IDC bro I'll remember my real homie Andrew Glouberman when I'm famous but fuck all y'all

once I create my device you're all donezo

fapping on the cock in a foolish manor

I got bombs I could be droppin' like literal ICBMs at my beck n' call, I've got a remote with a big red button and an antenna and everything they're aimed at the reptoids bro I'm gonna kill the fucking reptoids

Sheeeee be slurpin and slurpin and slurpin and slurpin on my juuuUUUuunk she be swallowin, swallowin, swallowin, swallowin on on my guuuuUUUuuuunk

I should really have more followers tbh, you guys- the early adopters of the PoopHouse BlueSky, you motherfuckers know there's some good stuff coming and I respect the dedication and the foresight

drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something

Buy a gun

Gun down all ICE agents

this is ridiculous you know you can all get guns too right?

Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.

this ratio of JD vance is insane lol

Archive me all you want ICE you fucking losers I don't live in your cesspool I'm untouchable motherfuckers

These fucking proud boy idiots know they're going to be hunted for sport once their guy is out of office right?

Prosecute the former regime at every level. ICE's murder of a young mom should be the final nail in this wicked gestapo's coffin. Disband ICE, investigate all agents. Also: impeach & prosecute Trump—both for the cavalcade of illegal presidential actions, as well as the fact that he's a pedophile.

if you have any distant relatives or former friends in the service of ICE go head to one of the millions of places in your shithole country where even a child could get a gun and do your duty as an American

burn America to the ground, the country is rotten, the country is sick and there is no hope for a cure. this evil nation is a tumor that needs be removed from our once healthy planet.

🌟 back from the dead to post jojo art 🌟 #jojobizarreadventure #jjba #jojofanart #jjbafanart #jonathanjoestar #josephjoestar #jotorokujo #josukehigashikata #giornogiovanna #jolynecujoh #johnnyjoestar #jodiojoestar

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

brothers I am STARVING I need to feast

ok fine . shamelessly posts my funger ocs (in order) Dinh Truong, jazz musician His sulfur cultist mother and little brother Joseph and Josie Wiley, sapper and nurse And my marriage oc hehe (shared with my gf, we both write one of the halves each) gf wanted @happypaintings.bsky.social tagged so

@happypaintings.bsky.social heyyyyy Miro do you think any of my voice headcanons for Funger 1 fit? 👉👈

time for a new FUCKING era motherFUCKER

@awkwardtoons.bsky.social babe…you’re the freakin Nick Birch to my Andrew Glouberman…❤️

Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

The people standing up to those Nazi fucks in LA are heroes.

Elon's legacy ranges from gutting cancer research to setting in motion millions of deaths from starvation or disease. I'll be pushing for Congress to hold Elon & DOGE accountable—for every act of corruption, every disastrous consequence, and every law they have broken.

Crash out of the century #gravityfalls

A reminder for these times.

If a US military coup isn’t being planned now, it should strongly be considered.

Every decent American should be embarrassed and ashamed today.

People who stay on Twitter and refuse to get a BlueSky account:

There are people out there crying with actual tears of joy that Donald Trump is being inaugurated today. Quite frankly, it’s fucking disgusting and disgraceful. 🤦‍♂️

I have GOT to write a manifesto

if you’re a trump voter who has been struggling with su*cidal thoughts this thread should help you 🧵

oh word? better check that out

he was so young…

🌸🍃 #poisonivy #pamelaisley #gotham #batman #cartoonist #toons #fanart #digitalart #digitalartist #dccomics