The US American cultural hegemony began dying on the day Pewdiepie was out-subscribed by T-Series, and it officially died on the day that Mr. Peanut was killed for a random Super Bowl ad. I will not be taking any further questions on this matter.

Guy who's been in a Coma for 15 years: I need to play EVERY independent video game since I've been gone Me, booting up Terraria: I got you

"WELL IF YOU HAD BEEN LISTENING TO BLACK AND INDIGENOUS PEOPLE-" shut up shut up shut up you are a white person in a comfy home typing on a computer or phone on a website owned by Jack Dorsey you are not helping anyone by getting on your fucking high horse and naming all the minorities you know

I think the biggest problem with Bluesky is that the "leftists" from Twitter that ended up here are by and large made up of the white people who thought bullying Lindsay Ellis off the internet was praxis.

Has anybody pointed out that "Nightveil" is an acceptable Warrior's Cat name

A moth cowboy enters a bar. He asks another patron - "Got a light?"

Palworld succeeding is one of those little things that just keeps making me happy. I'm actually pretty anti-Complain About Pokemon (ask my roommates!) but it's only ever a positive thing if Nintendo is forced to actually look at their competition and learn from it.

I'm continually happy that my friends bullied me into playing Warframe. I haven't gotten back into it yet but the Old Peace is extremely tempting, and I pretty much always know that it will be worthwhile to go back to. When society collapses, I'm joining the Tenno-based raider gang.

Y'know, people always poke fun at Yugioh for the entire world revolving around a children's card game, world-ending catastrophies because Red Card was sideways But like, we've more or less built an entire imperialist suffering machine around mineral rights. It's honestly not that far off.

Skate Story's control system feels like an exact middle point between Bomb Rush Cyberfunk and Pro Skater. It's very forgiving, you can do tricks with minimal worry, but to maximize points and combos, you're going to need to be good at timing the little minigames.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE the lore Skate Story's building. There's a lot of very fun thematic parallels between literal skate culture and the grand mythologizing which the game is doing - watching eyes disdainful of your public nuisance status being key objectives you have to skate through, its 👍

Okay, so, I've encountered a lot of bugs in Skate Story. NO SHADE to Sam Eng, I absolutely love the game, it's probably gonna be my GOTY. But, like, Devolver. Did they not do bug testing for this? I get you're the Publisher, but... there's a lot of REALLY EASY THINGS that I've encountered.

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

Heart of the Machine is like. HORRIFICALLY good. Like, I'm scared of how it could separate me with a major chunk of my life kind of good. The theme is incredible, and it already feels like it's delivering on the promised tone and story. It's a self-directed narrative game, like my favorite 4Xes.

so insanely fucking real for this

I've been playing MotorStorm: Pacific Rift on emulator, and my roommates are big fans of Pacific Drive, so now every time I try to talk about MS I keep accidentally calling it "MotorStorm: Pacific Drive" So Pacific Drive devs, if you're looking for a new DLC crossover idea,

AAA Live Service Military Shooter Game: IN THIS GAME, you can play as a DIVERSE RANGE of HIGH SKILL OPERATIVES from ALL KINDS OF SPECIAL OPS from ACROSS THE WORLD me: oh wow that's very cool! So which side does the Middle Eastern character fight for- Game: THE EVIL RED BAD GUYS

I got that Youtube Wrapped thing and I hated it, yet I'm looking forward to my Steam Wrapped. This is because the Steam Wrapped is written by real people who are funny and good at writing, and the Youtube Wrapped was very obviously shoving my Consumer Demographics into AI.

Q-UP might be game of the decade.

Happy to see Kirby Air Riders follows in the tradition of cars where the sequel is the same thing but with a random R and S thrown in there

One of the only things I'm gonna try and say that people need to do "As A Leftist" is kill the Nordic Model in your mind. You HAVE to get out of the mindset of "we love sex workers, so valid, so strong :)) but if I ever have to see a man thirst after a woman I'm going to vomit and then murder him"

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Happy International Men's Day to everyone both men and masc! Don't forget to jump your dirt bike over a series of vans, or whatever men do for fun these days. I'm not sure, my man card was revoked in 2019 and I've been stuck in bureaucratic hell trying to get it back ever since

I love how the License tests in Gran Turismo 4 are like Gold time - 00'06'000 Silver time - 00'06'100 Bronze time - 00'06'450 and the challenge is "Successfully navigate the Metzgesfeld section of the Nurburgring in the same conditions which took the life of Theodor Weißenberger, in a Honda Civic"

Y'know how Saints Row (the not-good reboot) was predicated on "Paying off student loans" because it was written almost entirely by a private equity focus group? You could actually do something decent with a diabetic MC in a crime game. Start off doing small robberies for medicine, end like Scarface

Mood

(Vinesauce Joel voice) GRAN DAD?!? Tourismo???????

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

DEMOCRATS: I know that things are looking up tonight, but I'm here to set the record straight. Here's how we can still lose in 2026 (thread, 1/47)

Gonna start a Livestream starring as many transfem porn stars and models as I can cram into one room, and make them play video games to raise money for Doctors Without Borders. I'm calling it "Gocks for Docs."

My current Schedule I roleplay is that my player character's hero is Travis Baker from Crime Boss: Rockay City. I think it makes both games significantly better to pretend like they exist in the same universe.

Shout outs to Megabonk for taking the Risk of Rain 2 formula and - finally - making a good video game with it.

All I'm saying is that I aspire to live a life where if I am publicly gunned down, people DON'T immediately find 10,000 quotes of me going "Dying to guns is for little bitches, you're just gonna have to have less empathy for victims of gun violence if you want to live in America"

hey Onion, have this one: Nation Collectively Breathes Sigh Of Disappointment

this can mean everything from nothing to something

You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff

"the broad strokes?" does she really?

I feel like the global malaise of the modern era has kind of always been apathy. "I COULD care about the Middle East... but I had a LONG day at the office...." And a non-zero amount of leftism is babying people until you can get them to the answer of, "That's no fucking reason to not care."

Ask not for whom the Silk Songs; it Songs for thee

learning that someone made what was essentially a YouTubePoop to own Hitler in 1941 has deeply touched me www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMs0...

Hey, remember when Biden made a pivotal pillar of his campaign "give everyone a $2000 stimulus check" and then instead when he won he just gave another $600 on top of the $1400 from Trump? And every Democrat spent the next few months trying to justify that bullshit? That's probably why we're here.

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Had a lotta fun when I got to the Avatar part.

Do u guys realize how small itchios team is and how they clearly don’t want to be forced into this position like... pay attention to who your enemy is here 🙄 let’s focus. Surely the win scenario is to have itchio back to normal at the end of all this. We don’t want to get rid of itchio. Duh

Oh wow, the most popular talent at my management company just raised $500,000. I wonder what for. Anyway, I guess I should use this to pay for my own personal company expenses. Can’t imagine what else people would want me to use this for.

I think that the ideal role for me is to be Charlie in a Charlie's Angels reboot because I want to me implied to exist as some sort of boyfriend to three weed smoking girlfriends, but I want to never be seen onscreen so as to have the focus be entirely on how cool they are.