Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

I didn't have TikTok on my phone when it was Chinese spyware, I'm not going to have it on my phone when it is US spyware

Congrats #Seattle #Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks for being the `26 Superb Owl. 🎉 #SuperbOwl

When I see the #Seahawks QB look at the cheat sheet on his arm, makes me think of Buzz Aldrin's moon landing todo list printed on his glove. #SuperbOwl

If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby

This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.

oh my god

Today is Sámi National Day and to celebrate it, here's is the beautiful Sámi flag

I am a Ukrainian Nobel Peace Prize Laureate. I have a question. Why has Trump's year of negotiations been the deadliest for civilians in Ukraine since the full-scale invasion? The number of deaths and injuries has increased by 31 percent compared to the previous year.

Morning Bluesky.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

progress!

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever." — Carl Sagan

The Trump administration talking about illegal immigrants but make the footage federal agents

"The more I think about language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all." — Kurt Gödel

Wow. The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.

I DN idag.

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

On this day 42 years ago, Apple introduced Macintosh

Dra åt helvete exakt alla som bidragit till att det är möjligt att utvisa en ensam, autistisk 4-åring som varken kan äta eller gå på toa själv. Ni splittrar familjer och grannskap och gör Sverige till ett inhumant, ovärdigt land.

Trump’s America.

Hot holy hell, Carney! www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Morning

Pedophile Protector AND Putin Puppet #MultiTasking

Block instantly.

Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee

BREAKING: I will be entering the NFL Hall of Fame by conducting a daring raid on Devin Hester’s house and stealing his gold jacket. Sportswriters of America, please adjust your stats accordingly.

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Historiskt sett har Folkpartiet varit centralt i kampen för demokrati och jämställdhet. Inte det minsta förvånad att de utplånade sig själva när de valde att backa ett odemokratiskt parti.

Trump with a straight face: Denmark can't claim Greenland just because "they had a boat land there 500 years ago"

Everyone dunking on Scott Adams is a powerful reminder that you should either not be a dick, or never die.

one of scott adams best posts

they was, was they

Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation. I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift. Thank you for your attention to our delusions.

This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.

A young 88 reppin' 91 😎

100% this!👇

Trump has: - Illegally & unconstitutionally attacked Venezuela - Provided Netanyahu with $12B in arms sales - Given Argentina's president a $40B bailout - Approved the sale of jets & tanks to Saudi Arabia - Given Qatar an Air Force facility in Idaho America first? Really?

When did you stop posting on X? Person A: When its owner made nazi salutes. Person B: When it became a production and distribution channel for images of child sexual abuse. Government: We're still posting there.

seems bad

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

gotta hear both sides with respect to shooting poets in the head

Abolish ICE Before They Kill Again, Impeach Trump & Noem Before They Incite More Murder Renee Nicole Good was a 37-year-old award-winning poet, a mother of a six-year-old, and a wife who had recently moved to Minneapolis. That all ended yesterday when a masked ICE agent murdered her in broad…