"the reds will play better as the season goes on" a man says, not noticing them getting worse before his eyes

Bryce Harper takes Paul Skenes deep for his 12th home run of the season. Harper has been awesome in the month of May (1.099 OPS in the month entering today).

oh how i've longed for the chance to tee off on tito's pitchers

thanks for blowing that nicely set up rally, reds

it was the worst pitch of all time, but still--

I see the Angels haven't learned how to play baseball since leaving Cleveland

Aaron Rodgers QBR rank over the last four years: 2022: 26th of 31 2023: injured 2024: 25th of 32 2025: 23rd of 28

wow that was an extremely pitiful Cantillo inning after his great play on the 2nd bunt

it is being strongly implied that the Reds signed Paddack on Weds bc they knew they were about to face the can't-hit-a-changeup Guardians. Sad.

chickenshit Marlin 3b coach got what he deserved there.

mendoza looks so out of place here

the tigers stink lol

surprised we have 5. Bazz, 2 for A-Mart, Hoskins last night. Don't remember a 5th.

a deserved demotion :(

wow did the temperature drop it's supposed to be going the other way!

so, yes he looked out, but......... didn't that 1b ump signal safe??!??

was i tripping or did they say that the Reds have walked in 16 runs already this year? in mid-May?? that's the most insane baseball fact i've heard in a while, if true.

furthermore, imagine a FO that finally makes an early-season trade and it's for a hitter so bad that **Hedges** hits for him.

noooOOOOO wyd tito-- leave Yips McAsscrack in there!

Patrick Bailey honoring the 2017 Indians by bringing out Brad Zimmer's Wind Machine.

this game's boring as hell

they said fry swung at that 2-1 pitch? wut?

Patrick Bailey's value: a gameplan that isn't "make Will Benson look like the NL MVP"

The reason people keep doing crimes for Trump is that you get rewarded for doing them, congratulations to Colorado's Dem governor for making sure we get more people trying to overturn elections on his behalf bsky.app/profile/kyle...

Can you spot the point where he learned a Black woman was going to be in a movie

I cannot take seriously anyone who is upset about birth rates. I’m sorry but I can’t. Let’s just all do our part to make a society that is kinder and which cares for its people, minimizes harm, and maximizes prosperity and things will take care of itself. Promise.

my final semester of college, i was a couple credits short so i took a freshman geography class & the professor was otherwise fine but out of nowhere one day goes ~"yeah at these birthrates, humanity is in trouble" and i'm sitting there like no I don't think you should be worried about that u weirdo

mickey gasper, he of the 488 OPS with the 2025 twins, is on the red sox? no billionaire has ever cried poverty harder.

ok it's time to ask ... what's up with this horrific "design style" i keep seeing lately? is this how claude does "design"?

at 2:25pm on Sunday, I will be at the grocery store, @rapsheet.bsky.social. My friend Joyce from San Fran also intends on being there, if you get my drift.....

thinking of leaking my hour-by-hour weekend plans to ian rapoport one item at a time

a chance we get to be the team that gets Cousins benched

my sister gets so bothered when a spam text thinks her name is something else "i just want to correct them so they get my name right" NOOOO YOU IDIOT! YOU **WANT** YOUR NAME TO BE WRONG ON THEIR LISTS.

"Jimmy Kibble" 😂

imma give vitello another 3 months. no way he lasts the whole season, right?

Josh Bell had his first SB since Sept. 27, 2018 tonight Bell went 978 games in between, the longest streak by a batter in between two stolen bases since at least 1900 h/t @EliasSports

how is this not something the Angels did during their 3 games in Cleveland

Good news: The Tigers are no longer winning Bad news: The Tigers are not losing

hi i'm ryan ziferjahn and i'm here to pitch the most useless scoreless inning in MLB history

Mike Trout should be banned from the Hall-of-Fame if he doesn't force a trade this year

better trade him before 2029 when it goes above 2

beyond "sloppy team bad" my Angels insight from this series is that it really seems like a strategic blunder to bat Adell & Soler back to back. really lets pitchers get into a groove since you can get both out in the exact same way.

the angels man

would i prefer like 3x interaction as now? yes. do i want 1000s of followers? absolutely not.

so they've seen his tape

everyone's 12,800th guess

this is true. However, I think the sport really needs a salary cap+floor. Mostly floor.

hilarious game-ending Hedges unmasking considering Hammy never said he entered the game 😂

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