Yeah, me either, pretty sure anyway

I wish I gaf about football anymore, honestly. I’d be having so much fun. Used to, but just drifted away…

This is neat

This Halloween I’m handing out individually wrapped squares of unsweetened bakers chocolate cuz not all of the eggs thrown at the house will break and I will come out ahead

Fuck it. It’s done

Pad Thai. So easy to make. Pita to prep. Cook time is like 20 minutes max. Prep time is interminable.

Hoo boy, and that’s all I have to say about that

I made a flyer for our upcoming gig and boy, my skills are not what they use to be. Of course I’m using a waaaay out of date version of Pixelmator so that’s no help… I miss the old PS, but ain’t paying for a subscription. Not attached, still scrubbing.

I have once again successfully cut my spouses hair. I deserve no awards other than self-congratulations. Thank you for your attention to this matter

The creature in The Labyrinth with eyes on its palms, why hold them to its face? If the optical nerves are connected to the brain it would make no difference in the viewpoint, it could see everything wherever. In this essay I will….

Swear to Lemmy I thought the rapture happened when I was on the 405 North this morning on the South Bay curve. Traffic was damned near reasonable

Can someone please make an Oregon Trail mod where you play as RFK Jr. and your travelers constantly fall ill with the most preventable diseases known to man?

The Patriot Act - that long standing pos law - needs a little revoking.

A classic

Paving stone Henge for the solstice

Fat Bear week and Tarantula dating season all at the same time. What a world

This

We’re making our final pesto batches today. My goodness what an amazing basil season. I’d like think it was our tending to the dirt in the off season, but I think it was more dumb luck

God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another.

I haven’t commented on it but that pic of Melanie as a floor lamp is just feckin hilarious It has everything

Mfin cow trynna steal some shit

Just saw a post that reminded me, I have never known anyone so in over their head at a job as the current President (office capitalized, not the man). I mean, so, so bad at it and doesn't really want to be there except to exact revenge on perceived enemies. It's just so fucking weird.

Do I know anyone in western or central NC who can foster (or adopt, hell) a pregnant mama cat? We have a sort of emergency situation where she’s been pulled inside to try and get her spayed to stop her having any more litters in this area (this may be her third) and the household can’t keep her.

Fat Bear Week starts next Tuesday and I dunno if you people are ready for that

This is catchy as hell.

I feel like not enough people understand this

This is the singular reason desks used to be so large

Just watched @jamellebouie.net on PBS news hour re: speech. Put some shit in perspective tbh.

Niche, but if anyone knows of a makeup artist in the Baltimore area who can do brown/black girl makeup, pls lmk or tag! It’s bridal makeup for my bff! She’s having the hardest time finding someone and has basically given up on makeup trials, I’m maid of honor, so imma fix this for my bb. Thx!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Is there no one in charge of the alleged “opposition” party? Jfc. To hell with all of you

Oh, to have a ….

Trimmed the bougainvillea today. So sweaty. Are the kids calling it that yet?

“I mean no disrespect, I’m sure you’re a fine person. But, in my humble opinion, I would be on the side of you no longer existing in this world.” Is this being civil? It doesn’t have the charm of “bless your heart…” which may, or may not, mean the same thing. So, I’m torn.

I love space talk and the universe and all the science behind it and all of that. But when the point comes down to “why are we here?” or “how did we get here?” I tune out because it doesn’t matter. We’re here. Let’s just live. Doesn’t matter why we exist. Just that we do.

Just chatting with Citizen D. We’re old enough to have seen some shit-aids, Reagan, bush 1, bush 2, Kosovo, Iran-contra, Cheney, rummy, etc. Even DJT 1. But this shit today just hits different. And I’m asking myself is it just because I can access the shit in real time? Or is it really worse? Idk

So ignorant are most landsmen of some of the plainest and most palpable wonders of the world

Brimstone. Yeah, it was weird, but I liked it Vengeance Unlimited, same year

I have a workmate headed to Rome for a vacation. I hope they enjoy it. I’m scared to death that they will be profiled coming back to the US after vacation and detained or otherwise fucked over. I hope I’m wrong

This is a damned NAME

I don’t know which of you bastards is responsible for this but I have Tom Jones’ “It’s not Unusual” stuck in my head complete with all the horn parts

Well, there’s that…

RIP Rick Davies, one of the most recognizable voices and talents in pop music.

I was not ready today for the fascia painter to try tell me a “life lesson” story about the perils of climbing a ladder. Dude fell, banged his head, etc. He was earnest, but it also pissed me off. Dude, not dead yet. Back off. I look way older than I am. Good living😁✌️

Best part of the internet right here, people. And this site is free

ok i have several improv shows coming up and i am supposed to Promote Them THURS 9/4 8pm Drunkards & Dragons (with A Very Special Episode)at The Pack Theater in Los Feliz FRI 9/5 8pm ComedySportz at the LA Connection in Burbank ok thats it for now..Im so good at this lol

We just hired a new person so I’m at the stage of finding out everything that bothers me about them. We have met before. But there’s always that “wtf, didn’t see that comin’” moment

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I despise the fact that it is 8 at night and dark. So wrong.

Because of another post I went and found out way more than I wanted to know about the song Delta Dawn. I don’t need that knowledge

70s Country for those who are looking