I believe with my entire soul that the Pusha-T story is a paranoid delusion and I wish fuckers would accept this instead of ruining the Grammys

Grammys robbed Tyler Childers (who made one of the best country albums of the decade) so Jelly Roll could get on stage and yell a bunch of centrist evangelical bullshit

I kinda assume Trevor Noah is locked into a lifetime contract and he actually hates this.

#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky!

Zach Bryan continues his unbroken streak of almost being good

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”