This is how I know this site is cooked.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

Love that I can’t scroll the feed click on an image and return to that spot in the feed anymore @support.bsky.team

Dude needs a new driver

*watching an F1 race* "transsexual is like ferrari - we crash out."

Looks like he's also picking the bear over men.

Might be the most unhinged targeted ad I've ever received. Sorry officer, what makes you think I might be a danger to the public?

Really lucked out never having 'fuck you' money.

Anyone got $400 I can borrow? www.ebay.com/itm/29692729...

Love leaving my therapists office on a high note. Me: Well, maybe I'll get hit by a bus on my way home and it'll solve all of my problems. Therapist: *Laughs* ok, now you've actually got to tell me that you're not serious.

Yeah, I'm a Hufflepuff. I smoke a lot of weed and I get very angry

together we will skank to forgiveness

TOUR TIME 🐐 🐐 We're on the road in the US & Canada August to October in support of Cheekface 666 "Podium" which will be out in July 🐐 dates with Catbite, Apes of the State and Bodega 🐐 Stubbs Clubb presale now 🐐 general onsale Friday CHEEKFACE 666 IS COMINGGG 🐐 🐐 🐐

Screw fission, we need to be putting our resources into cold fusion.

I fucking hate geese

That Mountain Goats chapter alone ❤️‍🩹... Can't recommend this book enough. Found myself listening to each song before I read each chapter so I made this handy playlist. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

You think wait times are bad now. These dipshits are gonna flag EVERYTHING. “That looks like 4oz of suntan lotion to me” straight to jail

April 1993 Starlog magazine ad for the Anchorage Star Trek Convention that same month. Featured appearance by Michael Dorn, Worf on Next Generation. #alaskahistory #anchoragehistory #alaska

Big deal calling in the head of The Guild of Calamitous Intent!

Only gambling I condone

Holy shit, someone found MST3K KTMA episode 3, Star Force II, at a garage sale. Lost media since 1988. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4...

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Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo

Dune 3: Electric Boogaloo

Truly living the dream

Had fun playing around with a new 35mm point and shoot around Tulsa. #photography #tulsa #35mm

Mainlining until vibes improve youtu.be/NcByPr_mxC4?...

spoilers for dune part 1 but this is making me pee rn, had to share

I know nonbinary people exist because every year in early March my wife gives me a cake for my 'coming-out-a-versary.'

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Let the guys from the Possum Lodge tackle it.

An eagle BETTER turn a person into a horse or I'm going to be very disappointed. #didyoutakemygingerale #hannah

Can’t wait to strut my 2005 Honda metropolitan scooter throughout town next week. 99mpg, more if I lose weight.

Has the CCO of Pixar never watched the first 10 minutes of UP?

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

Well trans folks, you have no excuse now. Sobbing uncontrollably for two hours or more is now FREE OF CHARGE

It is biblically accurate

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Temu-ass war room

I'm actually going to give this presentation in a few weeks!

You could infer that from this You're the Worst bit. #BenFoldsSighting #BenFoldsIsEverywhere #BenFoldsMovesToLA youtu.be/5si4Cy_fJHA?...

Birdwatching got interesting today Cc @vicmmic.bsky.social