Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
📤 1956
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Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer
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Five things you’ll find in my scripts: -people being awkward -characters too earnest for their own good -people dealing with change poorly -underdogs -a bonkers society
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When the dementia hits
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Aaron Rupar
4 days ago
Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable
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Kyle Griffin
8 days ago
Trump's disapproval just reached a new high in the Post-ABC-Ipsos poll. Disapproval of Trump on: 62% his job as president 76% cost of living 72% inflation 66% situation with Iran 65% relations with U.S. allies 65% the economy 61% taxes 59% immigration
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The Tennessee Holler
9 days ago
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Google has a doodle for every day, just about. They pay tribute to an incredible number of inventors and notable people. But May Day? Nothing.
10 days ago
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Now that's what they normally look like. Don't tell donald that the astronauts hate him.
11 days ago
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WeRateDogs
11 days ago
Following months of activism, 1,500 beagles are being released from the Ridglan Farms testing facility to animal rescue groups: the Beagle Freedom Project and Big Dog Ranch Rescue. To all the dogs being released, we wish you many years in loving homes. 14/10 for all
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Bet we could give healthcare to and educate more than a few people with $25 billion.
#War
#Iran
12 days ago
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My coworkers in this office are quite annoying, running outside to bark at crows and the neighbor dog.
#workingfromhome
13 days ago
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A guy on FB saying that pizza al taglio from Rome is "not pizza" just sent me over the edge.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_a...
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Pizza al taglio - Wikipedia
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15 days ago
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Les LeMieux
17 days ago
Nicolle Wallace show opening today…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Someone had to say
17 days ago
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River Side Casino
17 days ago
Please remember that if you’re wagering on the crows fighting in the dumpster behind the kitchen the House gets 10%
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trump is the anti-muse. Whatever creative thought you have disintegrates after seeing one of his ignorant, nasty statements.
18 days ago
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Let's do this, California! And anyone else who doesn't want the Republicans/MAGA to creep into the Governor's mansion.
#XavierBecerra
www.xavierbecerra2026.com
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Xavier Becerra - Build, Protect, and Lead California
We have to fight to make it possible for all of us to have the California Dream, and that’s why I’m running for Governor.
https://www.xavierbecerra2026.com/
18 days ago
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Wacky glitch occurs when daughter buys a new iPhone from Apple for the T-Mobile account, and now her Dad's iPhone is forgotten by the same network somehow ?? Now he has an iPod Touch instead of a phone.
19 days ago
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What if you make Mr. Trump cry?! Will you feel bad, Mr. Seth Meyers??
#OompaLoompa
21 days ago
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Brandy
21 days ago
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them
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Tim Apple to step down, headed for Global Tetrahedron no doubt. [as an intern]
21 days ago
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Leila Brillson
21 days ago
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
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The Getty Villa was so magnificent today!
#Malibu
23 days ago
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Dr G.
26 days ago
Release the
#epsteinfiles
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Guys, this is startling...I can't believe former President Barack Obama did this!
28 days ago
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Whatever happened to this Pope?!?
29 days ago
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Kyle Griffin
29 days ago
BREAKING: BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) - Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán concedes defeat after 'painful' election result, ending 16 years in power.
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Kamala Harris
about 1 month ago
The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.
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Congrats UCLA Bruins! Awesome game!!
#WestCoast
about 1 month ago
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Project Hail Mary by Drew Goddard -- script. It's an entertaining read!
#screenwriting
drive.google.com/file/d/1sCH3...
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PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) by Drew Goddard [12.15.2022][Rev.][Digital] (1) (1).pdf
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sCH3K7jcyhl4bSEnx5G7prscdO31vKkK/view?usp=sharing
about 1 month ago
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Basquiat at the Broad, Los Angeles
about 1 month ago
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Scott Horton
about 1 month ago
Nick Anderson, Raw Story
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Not me putting in a "Who's on first?"- type bit in my comedy feature... because they always hit.
#amwriting
about 1 month ago
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
about 1 month ago
Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does.
#NoKings
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#Nokings
#Ventura
about 1 month ago
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Let's do this!
about 1 month ago
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘
about 2 months ago
Elizabeth Banks
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Tim Onion
about 2 months ago
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
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Econ Analytica
about 2 months ago
Cartoon by Robert Negoesco
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So very many reasons to protest...
about 2 months ago
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It should not be nearly as hot in this beach town as it is in the desert. It should not be, but it is.
about 2 months ago
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MeidasTouch
about 2 months ago
Governor Newsom responds to Trump’s attacks on people with learning disabilities:
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
about 2 months ago
Iran is trolling Trump again. Hard. This is what happens when global politics becomes reality TV.
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Tree in the wild (mall parking lot).
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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😂
theonion.com/trump-defend...
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Trump Defends Wearing Fruit Hat, Samba Dancing During Dignified Transfer
WASHINGTON—Maintaining that his conduct was well within the guidelines for the solemn occasion, President Trump on Thursday defended his decision to wear a fruit hat while samba dancing during the dig...
https://theonion.com/trump-defends-wearing-fruit-hat-samba-dancing-during-dignified-transfer/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_source=Global+Tetrahedron+LLC+dba+The+Onion&utm_campaign=2424f0f43b-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2026_02_18_03_38_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_-e87d18f918-492338467&mc_cid=2424f0f43b&mc_eid=2b5d2bad82
2 months ago
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
2 months ago
"We have reached a milestone when it comes to President Trump's approval rating." They may lose the House and the Senate.
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Teammates!
#WBC
#Japan
#Korea
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2 months ago
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Respect to Mimi‘s — closed 10 years ago and ever the eyesore!
2 months ago
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Max Berger
2 months ago
The Trump regime has abandoned the constitution: - declared war without Congressional authorization - ignoring multiple court orders - impounding Congressional authorized funds - ignoring the freedom of speech and assembly It’s a lawless regime that has no legitimacy.
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Words to live by.
2 months ago
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Oliver Willis
2 months ago
the fact the president of the united states is even thinking about asserting emergency powers to disrupt an election - just a few years after he incited an armed coup attempt - should be the top issue. but the media mostly shrugs and the opposition doesnt focus on it.
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