i have stumbled onto my old Frozen fandom buddies in KPDH hunters fandom!!!!!! prepare yourselves for fixation to crank up to hyperfixation

AO3 pls load

Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.

We’re watching Chernobyl which I hadn’t seen, and so far the summary is “why aren’t women in charge”

My job is to predict exact how many chairs we will need for a given performance and I am very good at it

I got a custom ornament of my cat in the mail with no idea who it was from. I texted everyone I could think of to try to figure out the sender…. Only for Kelsey to remind me we’re in a secret santa exchange with their fam 😅

“I don’t understand straight people. Why can they not celebrate my happiness when I have always celebrated theirs?”

ENSHITTIFICATION in action 💥 Cory Doctorow on the Future Knowledge #podcast tells how a few firms captured the inkjet market & kept raising prices until ink became the most expensive fluid you can buy at $10,000 a gallon. 🐎 🎧 Listen & subscribe ⬇️ futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/ens...

I met Jalapeño Hannah tonight I’ve peaked

📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts: 1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org) 2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦

The opener at PVRIS said “do you like goats? Here’s a song by my GOAT” and then sang Toxic and I leaned into Kelsey and said “she’s right it’s one of the greatest pop songs of all time”

ICYMI: The City of Pittsburgh is expecting anywhere between 3-5 inches of snow in the next 24 hours. 1) Park off-street (if possible) 2) Stay home while it snows 3) Set your trash out like normal 4) Give crews time and space to work Remember, do NOT call 311 until 24 hours after snow fall.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Me: here's the restaurant i'm at text me if you want anything Kelsey: (sends a screenshot of two menu items) the website is broken Me: that's so interesting the website is broken on two menu items Kelsey would definitely like. guess they don't want anything.

I could not get my mom to sit still long enough so I’m finally watching Wicked part 1 with @lavendertheys.bsky.social They know basically nothing about it including not knowing which one is Glinda or Elphaba “So this is Legally Blonde meets Wednesday?”

Kelsey doesn’t want to acknowledge the pilgrims so they’re calling today Jim Day instead

Kelsey: let’s watch this cute Jake Gyllenhal romcom Love & Other Drugs Me: ITS FILMED IN PITTSBURGH LETS GO

I put on the season 4 Thanksgiving episode of supergirl and rewatching this during a second Trump term is WILD

Finally watching The Boy and the Heron. Miyazaki really said “what if My Neighbor Totoro was really scary instead and also the mom instantly died”

Finished my last work email until DECEMBER

Was no one going to tell me that (G)I-DLE basically came out as nonbinary and is now I-dle????

You showed up. So did we. 🌺 Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂

My most woke opinion is that the whole point of society is to collectively help each other. My taxes should be going towards housing and feeding everyone. No one should be without food or shelter. Rich people should be contributing more towards this. It shouldn't even be controversial!

Living a (thankfully painless) dental body horror nightmare for the next two weeks until I can get a temp fix

Picked up a Dunegons n Drafts table for Sunday and the original DM’s premise is an unhinged deal or no deal type game show. Extremely up my alley.

For more than 3 years, @pghguild.com members at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have shown incredible strength while on strike. Their heroic persistence demonstrates the real power of our solidarity and what’s possible when we come together in a union.

FUCK ME UP I scream at the Lou Ross Jiavanni episode of Make Some Noise

Do we think “I’ll meet you at the jazz concert. I’ll meet you at the poetry reading. I’ll meet you at the combination jazz concert poetry reading” is too online of a joke for my jazz audience

Shoutout to the extremely lovely nice valets at West Penn

Tonight at Thirsty Sword Lesbians…. Bureaucracy!

This happened about 6 weeks before I met @lavendertheys.bsky.social and they weren’t enough in Supercorp fandom to be in on it and they were SO CONFUSED

Happy #Supercorp Sunday 💙❤️💫

i'm at the vintage mixer. i'm at the yugioh tournament. i'm at the combination vintage mixer yugioh tournament.

Just went though my music library and I forgot how much of what I listened to in college was just anime theme songs

I am older than gender markers on passports! How do you regulate gender? By making it a form of government ID. It has nothing to do with state security, only regulation

Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C. www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...

Once you start thinking of AI as a war on humanity, on human thought, on human inquiry, on human labor, on nuance and critical thinking, it slots in pretty seamlessly with the right wing ideological project, oligarchical political projects, big tech's political projects, etc

Coworker left a comment on a spreadsheet saying “could we simplify this formula form counta -1 to countif with a more specific range” and I’m resisting the urge to comment back my dude you wrote the original formula ;)

is this scissoring

We live in a hell where “Dell Pro Max Premium” is a real computer name and not a parody

Captain Torture

Attn Pennsylvania voters: A massive wave of texts is being sent from random numbers telling Democrats and Independents to vote “No” on the Supreme Court retention questions. These messages are fake and misleading, part of a coordinated disinformation push.

my mom and Kelsey ducked out early from my BFF's wedding reception, and at the end of the night, the extremely Pittsburgh yinzer mother of the bride asked me, "where's your mom and your... and your Kelsey?"

My last minute Pittsburgh Halloween costume ideas to you are: Tunnel Monster (black construction paper tunnel hole with angry eyes) Rejected Steelers quarterback candidates (just carry a football) Anyone from The Pitt, patient or doctor (either the patient plain clothes or some scrubs)

I hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the Rachel Ann Bovier billboards

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressed as five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

Gay couples at Halloween parties:

This town is so small I just sold something on fb marketplace and the person turned out to be an old Starbucks coworker

I’ll get both shots on a weekday before work it’ll be fine I said It is night now and I am a big baby curled up under the blankets

Pittsburgh Food Security Resources – a List - Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents bit.ly/4hnqbx0